I am eighteen years old and love reading and writing. Lately I've been stricken with several serious cases of writers block, and I have found that writing fanfiction is a good way to cure that illness. My other interests include anything Sci-Fi related, music, and marching band. I play the flute and have just recently picked up the tenor saxophone...which is a world away from the flute but still pretty awesome.

I've been called a grammar nazi, which isn't a lie :P But that's for the obvious stuff, like when to use well and good, and for God's sake please don't mix up your and you're or they're, there, and their!!! But anyway, if you see any grammar mistakes that really stand out, please tell me so that I can fix them. I don't like slash, I'm one of those people who sticks to canon (Or writes about a relationship that needs to be and just hasn't happened yet)

Favorite Books-Harry Potter(of course), The Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Vampire Academy, the Sookie Stackhouse series, Tess Gerritson books, the Private series, The Sword of Truth Series, et cetera.

Favorite TV shows- Stargate Atlantis/SG-1, Supernatural, CSI NY, Criminal Minds, Power Rangers RPM, Burn Notice, Leverage, Royal Pains, Eureka, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Legend of the Seeker, GLEE, Primeval, Alice (Syfy miniseries)

Favorite Music-The Fray, Breaking Benjamin, Jack's Mannequin, GLEE, Trading Yesterday, Three Days Grace, Superchick, Evanescence, Lifehouse, Chicago, Jars of Clay, OneRepublic, We the Kings, Switchfoot, Skillet, Within Temptation, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog (I don't know if this is tv or music, but I am in love with the music, so I'll put it in this category)

Favorite Quotes From Random Places:

"This is my Timey-Wimey Detector. Goes 'Ding' when there's stuff." Doctor Who

"Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves. It's good fun...for a hermit." Doctor Who

"You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass." Supernatural

"I like him, he says okie dokie." Supernatural

"And if I had to crawl, well you'd crawl too. I stumble and I fall, carry me through. The wonder of it all, is you see me through." Crawl(Carry Me Through)-Superchick

"I blame Griffie"- Everyone in the band, some of the orchestra, and select chorus folks

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous that absolutely boring." Marylin Monroe

We all want love, we all want honor. Nobody wants to pay the asking price- FFH

Marching Band Facts

In Marching band, one more time never means one more time.

If you're marching to your own beat, you're probably out of step.

The band does not play at football games, the band graciously allows the football team to play at their outdoor concerts.

That's what she said.

Marching Band is a sport. Who else is able to walk 20 yards in 16 steps? Backwards. Playing sixteenth note runs.

One does not antagonize people with six foot flags, it just isn't done.

Every time the fire alarm goes off, it annoys me because it ritards.

If you insult the band, you will die.

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine are in BOLD)

Why StErEoTyPeS are the flaw in this world...

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be ANOREXIC.

I'm EMO, so I MUST CUT MY WRISTS.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a GUN.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a DITZ.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST SMOKE WEED.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST EAT CAT.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be SEXY.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be GREEDY.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a SEX-TAPE.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a BITCH.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST SHOVE MY BELIEFS DOWN YOUR THROAT.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST HATE THE WORLD.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be EVIL and have NO MORALS.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST NOT CARE ABOUT POOR PEOPLE.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not BELIEVE in BEING RESPONSIBLE.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be WHITE TRASH.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be CRAZY.

I live in the PLAINS so I must be a COWBOY/GIRL.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to GET INTO YOUR PANTS.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a BAD DRINKING PROBLEM.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a CONVENIENCE STORE.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire SCREAMING LIKE A SAVAGE.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a WHORE.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be STUPID, STUCK UP, and a WHORE.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a SLUT

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do DRUGS.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a CONCEITED SNOB.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a GOTH or EMO.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a NAGGING, STELA-YOUR-MONEY KIND OF GIRLFRIEND.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my SPARE TIME ROLLING CIGARS.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be EASY.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a HOME-WRECKING WHORE.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an IRRESPONSIBLE SLUT.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my SOCKS with my SANDALS.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a VIRGIN.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have NO SOCIAL LIFE.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be LOOKING FOR ATTENTION.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be LOOKING FOR ATTENTION.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a HOMOSEXUAL.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a CRAZY POLITICAL ACTIVIST.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be FUCKING THEM ALL

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be GAY.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a HOE.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a DRUG DEALER.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a POSER

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be COOL and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a NAZI.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST LOOK GOOD and be CONCEITED.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be GREEDY.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be LAZY.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST LIKE LLAMAS.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be GOING in the WRONG DIRECTION.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be PRUDE.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be VIOLENT.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be UGLY or CRAZY

I'm BLACK so I MUST love FRIED-CHICKEN and KOOL-AID.

I’m TALL so I MUST be GAWKY and a FREAK.

I'm BI so I MUST think EVERY GIRL I see is HOT.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be FAT.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be UGLY.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC so I MUST HATE HOMOSEXUALS.

I'm MIXED so I must be FUCKED UP.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am PALE so I MUST be EMO.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a DORK.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be PERFECT.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'M BLACK

I'm GOTH so I MUST WORSHIP the DEVIL.

I love SHOPPING so I MUST be RICH.

I have a WEIRD LAUGH so I MUST be CRAZY or STUPID.

I am OG so I MUST be MEXICAN

I have GINGER HAIR and I’M A GIRL so I MUST be AVOIDED at ALL COSTS, BULLIED until my life is NOT WORTH LIVING, and FORCED to CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP at night BECAUSE there is NO ONE I can TALK TO.

I have GUY FRIENDS so I MUST DROOL OVER all of THEM.

I don’t do my HOMEWORK so I MUST be a BURN-OUT.

I listen to an IPOD so I MUST be a WANNABE.

I dont DO WELL IN P.E. so I MUST be a NERD.

POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS MESSED UP! IGNORE IT IF YOU ARE ONE WHO AGREES WITH THESE.