HI EVERYBODY!

For those who want to know, my name is Rey. I live in Texas and I go to high school as a sophmore. I don't think im a nerd but I do hang out with friend in the library and write or read. I taking tai kwan do classes for fun and Im a journalist with our school newspaper.If you want to know more about me scroll down this page(Dont click on this) --I dare you to click on this!

For those who are smart and did not click on that link I applaud you! Anyways here is more about me (If you did not relize it I have a great sense of humor)

Birthday:2/21/90

Favorite color: Orange( A friend of mine does not like this color)

Favorite Animal: Dog (I hate Cats)

Lucky Number: 14

Favorite song:No Tengo Dinero(in spanish- Kumbia Kings)

Favorite Type of Music: Tejano, Regeaton, Some rock, some country(sort of)

Favorite TV show: lost, Family Guy(victory is mine!), The simpson, CSI, Lost

Favorite band: Don't have one

Favorite movie:Day after tomorrow, Sahara, AVP (various)

Favorite sport: Futbol(soccer), Baseball, Basketball

Quote:

"There is but one rule of conduct for a man ­ to do the right thing. The cost may be dear in money, in friends, in influence, in labor, in a prolonged and painful sacrifice, but the cost not to do right is far more dear: You pay in the integrity of your manhood, in your honor, in strength of character; and, for a timely gain, you barter the infinite."-Archer G. Jones

Proverb:

The bamboo that bends is stronger than the oak that resists.

-Japanese proverb

Joke

There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven.
God says, "There are 3,000 steps and i'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell."
So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, the brunette laughs and goes to hell.
Then on the 2,000th step God tells a joke, the redhead laughs and goes to hell.
On the 3,000th step God tells a joke, the blonde doesn't laugh and proceeds to the gate.
Suddenly, she bursts out laughing. God asks, "what are you laughing about?", so she replies, "i just got the first joke!".

Crazy thoughts

When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?

If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

(I may change these, once in awhile)

VICTORY IS MINE! (P.S If you would like me to write a story for you on any topic of your choice email me at guz221@hotmail.com.Include what you want and how you want it done.)