Fem!Bilbo has synesthesia. Sounds are like touches for her. She learnt to live with it... and then Gandalf invited her on an adventure in the company of dwarves. Their voices torture her, especially the majestic voices of the Durin line, which inflames her to no end. Originally written for The Hobbit Kink Meme.

Ronan allows his Terran warrior to celebrate a small victory over him, however she chooses.

Hermione's presence in his kitchen forces Lucius to re-think his prejudices. Just a little one shot I dreamed up whilst cooking dinner - then I came up with a few more courses! Post Hogwarts, disregards epilogue. Includes graphic sex, cross dressing and many scenarios I can't believe I actually came up with!

While avoiding her so-called destiny as the Dragonborn, Lumen falls in with the Dark Brotherhood. Life as an assassin suits her well, but everything changes when Cicero and the Night Mother appear. (Will loosely follow the Dark Brotherhood and Main story lines with some original additions. Listener/Cicero pairing. Rated M for sound reasons.)

Rollins and Carisi become closer after he tells her that he loves her and they have sex for the first time. This piece explores intimacy both emotional and physical under the guise of smut. Rollisi. Enjoy!

Elizabeth, or Betty as she's known to her friends & family before they were vaporized from existence, vows to take revenge on those who shattered what was left of her life. After weeks of training with the Minutemen, she's finally ready to breach Downtown, only to end up robbed and alone in Goodneighbor. With the help of Mayor Hancock, Betty's gonna give those who wronged her hell.

Nora and MacCready come across the Silver Shroud costume while scavenging for loot at Hubris Comics. Nora gets some naughty ideas. Rated M for Adult content. Written for the Fallout Kinkmeme.

"We... have a favor to ask," one of the Stormtroopers says slowly, almost sheepishly. The blank white faces of the masks stare back at her, but Rey can feel waves of embarrassment and fear rolling off of them. "Can you please fuck Kylo Ren, already?" comes out desperately, and it's got to be the absolute last thing that she had ever expected to hear.

Nora and Hancock have confessed their feelings for one another, but Nora has never been with a ghoul before and is worried about 'Little Hancock'. Written for FKM.

Hancock doesn't like Deacon's forwardness with Nora and decides to do something about it. Adult content. Written for the Fallout kinkmeme.

Having a rough time getting noticed and respected by the Companions, the Dragonborn realizes that appearances are not always what they seem, and enjoys the night of her life with our two favourite Nords. Originally a response to a threesome prompt on SkyrimKinkMeme. Smut, PWP.

The Doctor and Clara finally cross that invisible line and unexpected consequences follow.

Sookie managed to convince Godric suicide wasn't the answer, but what if there was more to her heritage than either Eric or Godric were aware of? Sookie/Eric/Godric

"You should hear a four-year-old try to say 'Archaeornithomimus'." "You should hear you try to say it." Owen has a very different take on dirty talk.

What if Sookie was suspicious of Bill in Dallas? Meeting Lorena certainly wouldn't help. Luckily Godric and Eric are there to help Sookie as she leaves Bill and figures out what she needs. If Sookie can save Godric from himself that is. Season 2 rewrite! Bill bashing. Dont like dont read. Lemonade. OOC Sookie/Eric/Godric.

The struggle to heal from the pain of the past...and fight for one's happiness! Endless nights of sex are beginning to exhaust Sakura... because the walls of her apartment are a little too thin. Angry at her neighbor for not turning the volume down on his romps, Sakura is about to put her foot down... but will she really get much sleep or will the two come to a solution?

Kirsty embarks on a mission to gather the boxes in order to protect the world. Hunted and beaten down, she ends out calling on an old foe to help her. M for violence and the tiniest hint of citrus.

Everyone needs a treat at Christmas. But when you're a witch, magic sometimes brings you more than you bargained for. A Hobbit crossover treat featuring Hermione, a hot dwarf and a hot elf. Naturally. Mature readers, thank you.

Vylit found solace in a mystery man named Peter years ago when tragedy struck in her life, but now her association with him might lead to her death when a strange man brings her before a warlord named Ronan, demanding answers about an orb. Will her innocence set her free or will Peter come to save her? Will she want him to when her feelings for Ronan start to become confusing?

A girl walks the halls of the Cenobites. Where does she come from? How does she appear and vanish at will? Why isn't she afraid? How will Pinhead react to such an odd, unpredictable girl?

On a cold autumn night the TARDIS parks in Clara's bedroom and demands she help the Doctor recover from a mystery virus. Rated M for sexual content. Sick!fic with added smut. 12/Clara Whouffaldi.

Tanith Walker knows the Lord of the Rings movies by heart, but the real deal is a lot different. Aragorn isn't as hot as she expected, and the only hunk of tasty male flesh she's seeing naked belongs to an Orc. Good thing *that* isn't real... or is it? Cover art by Amy Rowell.

Disguised as a man, sailor Ashlynne will do anything to save her family but things never go according to plan and soon she is on the lam with the notorious pirate Jack Sparrow. Added to this mess is the keenly observant James Norrington who is entirely too handsome to resist. Ensuing are many misunderstandings, supernatural curses, sword fights, and sensual encounters. JN/OC

OVER 2 MILLION VIEWS! Post Season 3. Eric senses Sookie's return and is driven mad by the need to see her. We all know what happens when a human and a vampire bond, but what happens when a fairy Chooses a vampire? 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Sookie Stackhouse Award 2012 and 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Adele Stackhouse Award 2012. 1ST PLACE Mr. January Award & 3RD PLACE AB Award.

Nyota is six the first time she sees an interspecies couple and her mother quickly and firmly guides her away.

It was no secret that Kili loved the girl. As did Fili. And they knew how eachother felt about her as well. They had talked, and they had agreed. They would not- if they had the great fortune of her liking them as well- make her choose. They had been sharing her their entire life, why change that now? Rated M just to be safe Fili/OC/Kili

Takes place during the 2014 game. Garrett goes to the House of Blossom and runs into a 23 year old prostitute named Esther. He shows unusual mercy on her, and in exchange for her life, he has her help him find the book. What he didn't expect, was for the girl to find her way into his stone cold heart. *Rated M for smut*

10th Walker decides to ditch the Fellowship after Helm's Deep. Tired of killing orcs, she drags an Uruk survivor along for the ride. Seductions, arguments, and discussions about the best way to "serve" man ensue.

Loneliness was something they both embraced, but a small encounter can change your perspective. Written around the complicated relationship between Garrett and Lydia, surrounded with smut.

A collection of smutty one-shots involving mostly the line of Durin but possibly anyone who tickles my fancy.

Slowly coming to understand that she may never escape the dangers of opening the puzzle box, a series of encounters with her personal demon from hell leads her deeper into her own corruption.

Hermione, years after the end of the war, takes an assignment to a house owned by a man she hoped never to see again, a man she hated. Still, in loneliness, even your enemies can provide companionship. But dark houses hold dark secrets, secrets hidden even from those entrusted to guard them. Written a while ago but now being posted here. Long LM/HG. Mature readers only, please.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Nova is a science experiment wishing it would all just come to an end. When scientists capture a full grown Yautja and put him in the cell next to hers, interests are raised. Maybe the warrior is just what Nova needs to make a break for freedom. Rated M. NOT FOR CHILDREN PEOPLE! Story now up for adoption, Have at people.

You've had the 3 dwarves on your mind for quite some time now... you couldn't foresee that they had you on theirs as well... and your mind is blown when you realize what the have planned for you... Foursome goodness! Female!reader/Thorin/Fili/Kili WARNINGS* NO DURINCEST - The title doesn't imply anyone getting hurt so there is NO VIOLENCE

Yet again, another porn-without-plot story about the delicious Thorin Oakenshield and the female!reader. Summary : Everynight, every-single-night, I palm myself to completion imagining all the filthy things I would do to you Yeah… enough said :D **I have no shame and I regret nothing, except perhaps, not owning Thorin Oakenshield**

Fili/Reader (M!);His gaze travels across the room,but moves back to you as he puts his drink down.There's a dark look in his eyes which sends heat rushing through your body.You're not sure how to react as he smirks slightly and looks back to his companions.There's something devilish and wicked about that smile.And you can't help but notice that his gaze keeps flickering back to you

NOW COMPLETE. Hermione is inwardly struggling to be the perfect wife and mother. Understanding comes from a shocking source. And a certain former Death Eater is equally horrified by his reaction to seeing the muggle-born again. M readers only. LM/HG

Inspired by Skyrim Kink Meme. AU - What if Cicero had never received his jester's contract and stayed sane? Rated M for sexual content.

After Antarctica, Lex leads a solitary life haunted by memories of those events. Not all her memories are negative, however, and some become more real than she could have imagined. Scar/Lex. Rated M for explicit sex.

It all started in a run down church hospital in Sicily. From the moment he first laid eyes on her he knew she was it. And he wasn't about to take 'no' for an answer. Donny OC

Now a collection of Gob oneshots. M for language and suggestive themes. kinkmeme prompts

Buffy overhears a drunken conversation between Giles and Spike regarding her sex life with Riley. Results? A very confused and intrigued Watcher and one *angry* Slayer. AUish, set late in season 4. Buffy/Giles. Now complete with Epilogue!

Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3

The time has come for the Princess to take a husband. The only problem is...she wants the faun, and that's simply not done. Even Pan doesn't know what to do about this, and he is a very old goat. Princesses just don't marry Fauns...or do they? COMPLETE. Rated M. just to be on the safe side.

Words are totally his kink" Disclaimer: QT Owns everything Inglourious Basterds

Wendy Darling is twenty-one and on the cusp of her life. But she cannot forget the events of her time in Neverland over nine years before, and one person in particular. But that person is not Peter Pan. A STORY FOR GROWN-UPS. M FOR GOOD REASON.

The lines on his face fascinate her,so Sakura decides she must know more about them.

Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!