"Wha-what are you doing?"
"I'm going to beat you with a crowbar untill you go away"
Terrence and Ray-Field of Dreams

Stuff about us!

A-
age, 12 and a half

fav color, red, gold, and black

name, Annie Elizabeth wouldn't you like to know?

fav movie, twilight, the dark knight, Tranformers, John Tucker Must Die, 17 Again, Distrubia, Mean Girls

fav books, The Twilight Saga, and The Host

Favorite fictional character- EDWARD CULLEN!!

Favortie Celerity- EDWARD CULLEN! starts mumbling because he's not real Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart, Ashley Greene, Kellen Lutz, Nicki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, Elizabeth Reaser, Peter Facilla, Taylor Lautner, Shia LeBouf, Johny Depp, Will Smith.

Fav Music, anything Rascal Flatts, Taylor swift, shinedown, Skillet, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, David Cook, Dear God- by Avenged Sevenfold, Breaking Benjamin, Carter Burwell, Flo rida, The Fray, Hinder, Keith Urban, Linkin Park, Shake It- by Metro Station, Seventeen Forever by Metro Station, Youth Of the Nation by P.O.D, Not Meant to Be, wait for you- Theory Of A Deadman, 3 Doors Down, The Who, 'Weird Al' Yankovic, Pain, animal that i have become, get out alive- three days Grace

S-
age, 13

fav color, gold, and blue

name, Samantha Grace...I'm not telling you my last name you creepy sex-offender!

fav moive, Twilight and the dark Knight and 27 dresses and star wars trilogy, Jesus Christ Superstar

fav books, Warriors series, The Host, and the best for last The Twilight Saga!!

fav fictional character, Emmett and Edward cullen, Alice Cullen, all other Cullens or charecters related to Twilight, and Squirrelflight, Jayfeather, and Brambleclaw

Fav celebrities, rob pat, k stew, kellen lutz, again all twilight related people, stephenie meyer, david archuleta

CATHOLIC, PROLIFE, REPUBLICAN AND PROUD OF IT.

fav songs, all david archuleta, Twilight soundtracks, iris-googoo dolls, 3 doors down, taylor swift, most all rock and pop... Jesus christ Superstar soundtrack, oh and the police! Flo Rida, the who, and weird al yankovic...hmm thats it...thin lizzy-the boys are back in town, carry on wayward son.

We first found Twilight at different times. I (Annie) found out about it from my sis who had heard wonderful things about it and decided to rent it from the libriary. My sis then passed it on to me and by the time Bella first saw Edward I was in love. When I found out that it was a sagaI went and bought the second and then the third. I was finished with the third and anxiously awaiting Breaking Dawn when I first told my cousin, Sam, about Twilight. I had brought it with me down to New York one time when I was visiting Sam, after I was home I realized that I had left Twilight down there. I immediatly -well after crying and screaming too=) - called Sam her not to send it in the mail in fear that it would be jostled and keep it out of reach of anyone but her - and threw in that if one little crinkle was their that wasn't before I would rip her head off and then make her buy me a new one- and to read it too.

Sam's story begins now, God help us all.

So after my annoying cousin Annie got done telling me to wash my hands before I touched it to make sure none of my sibs touched it I began to wonder what was so special about this book. I mean a vampire really? I thought the very thought of a vampire was stupid I mean they are suppose to be blood-drinkers that are ugly, get burned by crosses and the light, sleep in coffins and eat small children, I mean Dracula right? Boy was I ever wrong! I read it that night and was done by the morning, immediatly wanting the next one I called Annie to see when she would be down again and could bring me New Moon. When she told me 'not for awhile' I asked my mom to get it for me. Surprisingly she agreed and within two days I had New Moon. I kept reading all the way to the end and then I went to see the movie loving everything having to do with Twilight. That's why we started this fan-fic we love Twilight so much we want to share our fantasies about it with you! Also whenever in the Twilight movie anyone of the Cullen's came intp view we would scream and hyperventilate. LOL right? Anyway enjoy this fanfic! Oh and I am a girl! My name is Samantha but my nick-name is Sam! I'm not a boy!
Also I am in love with David Archuleta, he is so cute and awesome! And I should have put a disclaimer note on Emmett's Twilihgt and An Affair To Remember but...I forgot. So FYI I Do NOT own Twilight only the Characters of Tara and Tom...maybe some others in the future but I'll say so.

Oh and our names our Annie and Sam and were twelve and thirteen and we do own a freewebs! www.freewebs.com/yeswecan-kids

And Now, some funny sayings!

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Answer, a lonely perverted Farmer

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? the same lonely perverted farmer

Shan't or shisn't??

"someday you'll have an oppertunity to be a good person." "Oh, I love those things. I like to wave at them as they pass by." -Elizabeth Swan and Jack Sparrow

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me in the face.

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left

Forgive ure enimies, nothin annoys them as much

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why the heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it?

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you
did it.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear..

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident Barney came and they all committed suiside

I'm so obsessed with Twilight that every time I look at my boyfriend I get pissed and scream at him: SPARKLE YOU FOOL! SPARKLE!

I'm a BRUNETTE and I'm a cutie, Mess with me and I'll kick your booty, Redheads are smart, Blondes think they're cool, Well think again, 'Cause BRUNETTES rule! Losers stare and make a fuss.Just one question- jealous much? (Edward Cullen perfers brunettes!) and

Amutars built the Ark, professionals built the titanic! Maybe we should consider letting amatures build everything...

Brick Wall, Waterfall, Girl you think you got it all, but you dont!
and i do, so BOOM whith that attidude, peace punch, captain crunch, i got sumthing that you cant touch, bang bang, choo choo train, wind me up i'll do my thang, no reeces peaces 7up, mess with me i'll mess you up, punch punch, kiss kiss, cry now girl you just got DISSED. word homies lol =)

You Say Pink, I Say Black, You Say Paris Hilton, I Say Amy Lee, You Say Zac Efron, I Say Frank Iero, You Say Pop, I Say Rock, You Say I'm Weird, I Say I'm Different, Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
So why bother?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now we're in the same boat.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed But if the doctor is Carlilse Cullen, screw the fruit.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

Good friends will help you up. Best friends will push you back down and laugh or continue walking and say 'walk much dumb ass?".

hangman picture
This is Bob, Bob tried to steal my twilight books, Ha-ha Bob, ha-ha...

The first time you read the Host you threw it out the window screaming 'There's no Edward in here!" Then remembered that The Host is by Stephenie Meyer whose all work is holy and spent the rest of the day in repentance, a.k.a. reading the Host

VERY IMPORTANT!

AUTHORS:

Annie is writing or has written:
1. Spin the Bottle
2. What Almost Was
One Shots:
Emmett, Widow Stephen, and Kitty

Sam is writing or has written:
1. Emmett's Twilight
2. Chasing Tara-sequal to Emmett's Twilight
3. Bella Girl Doesn't Cry
4. Jasper's Games
One Shots:
1. An Affair To Remember
2. Emmett and Aliens and Alice...Oh my!

Sam's friend Alex is writing or has written:
1. Family or Love? Or Really Vampires or Werewolves?
2. The Chosen Twins
One Shots: