Mrs. Kalierihide bio
 Welcome to my delirium. Disappointing people since 1998, Master at complaining about life, academically frustrated and ficwritter in free time. I like and dislike many things, too much to write here. Everytime I write or talk about something that refers to my personality or my tastes I get kinda melancholic, serious and formal, but don't be fooled; I'm euphoric, I make jokes about everything I can, i love bad puns, I'm fucking expressive and I have this weird craze to tease whenever I laugh at something. This is my alter ego. Kalieri is my alter ego. Here I'm usually what I can't be in front of people when I am in my social... "I". Don't worry, I'm not fake, I just like secrets and I don't lose the chance to be enigmatic ;) About things I like to watch: I recently joined the series world, I didn't watch many, but I like Game of Thrones and Gray's Anatomy. I always watch repeated movies. More than five times. Romance is often my favorite! I like cartoons, yes ladies and gentlemen. Rick & Morty has stolen my heart. About the things I like to read: Everything. Give me A Song of Ice and Fire or Pride and Prejudice, I will read them both with the same fervor. About the things I like to hear: Rock is my favorite style, along with all its variations. I like Arctic Monkeys, as you may have noticed. AC / DC lives in my big heart, as well as SOAD and other bands that were once part of my childhood / adolescence. English isn't (obviously) my native language. Bem vindos ao meu delírio. Decepcionando pessoas desde 1998, Mestra em reclamar da vida, academicamente frustrada e Ficwriter nas horas vagas. Gosto e não gosto de muitas coisas, coisas demais pra listar aqui. Toda vez que vou falar/escrever algo que remete à minha personalidade ou meus gostos eu assumo esse ar melancólico, sério e formal, mas não se deixem enganar; eu sou eufórica, faço piada de tudo que puder, adoro trocadilhos mal feitos, sou o exagero em pessoa, gesticulo sempre que vou falar qualquer coisa e tenho essa mania esquisita de lacrimejar sempre que rio de algo. Isso daqui é meu alter ego. Kalieri é meu alter ego. Aqui eu geralmente sou o que não consigo ser na frente das pessoas quando estou no meu "eu" social. Não se preocupem, não sou duas caras, só gosto de segredos e não perco a chance de ser enigmática ;) Sobre coisas que gosto de assistir: entrei há pouco tempo no mundo das séries, não assisti muitas, mas gosto de Game of Thrones e Grey's Anatomy. Assisto sempre filmes repetidos. Mais de cinco vezes. Os de comédia romântica costumam ser meus preferidos! Gosto de desenhos animados, sim senhoras e senhores. Rick & Morty tem roubado meu coração. Sobre as coisas que gosto de ler: Tudo. Me dê As Crônicas de Gelo e Fogo ou Orgulho e Preconceito, irei lê-los com o mesmo fervor. Sobre as coisas que gosto de ouvir: Rock é meu estilo preferido, junto com todas as suas variações. Gosto de Arctic Monkeys, como já devem ter notado. AC/DC mora em meu grande coração, assim como SOAD e outras bandas que já fizeram parte da minha infância/adolescência. |
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Doctor, Give Me The News by Chocolateflower reviews
Hospital AU: Nurse Marinette has fallen head over heels for the new doctor working on her floor. While Alya was there to save her from embarrassing herself further on his first day, Alya won t always be there to help her out. Now that she will have to work by his side, how will their relationship evolve? Will he have to perform CPR ? All rights belong to Thomas Astruc and his team
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 57,128 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Let Me by JustAnotherAuthor-Not reviews
Conflicting feelings, sexual tension, half truths, and a mess of so much more. Will the two heroes be able to see each other in plain sight or will they continue forever in this game of find me?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,105 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
L'affaire by BlueroseSnow reviews
Why does love make us do the most ridiculous things? why does it make us not see clearly when the answers are right there in front of us? Marinette doesn't know why, all she knows is that she'll do whatever she can to make the one she loves happy. Even if it costs her her own happiness... Definitely Adrinette. Most likely will have Marichat. Possibly LadyNoir and Ladrien
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,423 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 12/17/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug]
Unexpected Surprise by Chocoluck Chipz reviews
Hawkmoth was defeated a while ago but they still patrolled, still held to their secret identities. One day Adrien left France after a bitter fight with Ladybug and returned six years latter for Nino's wedding only to find that Marinette had a 5 year old daughter looking exactly like his late mother...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,924 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Complete
I'm Not Jealous by diddidoddi787 reviews
After thinking Adrien has moved on with someone else, Marinette finds comfort in Chat Noir who thinks she should move on with someone else... Until he sees her with Luka. Rated M for smut. Not meant to be a super serious story but please enjoy. Marichat. Adrinette. LadyNoir.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,307 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 4/16/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Luka C. - Complete
Cancelled by TokiioDoll reviews
Forever one of my favorite tales based on true events.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 10/20/2018 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
A Crushing Revelation by Lunar-L reviews
Adrien has often been confused by Marinette's odd behaviour around him and Ladybug can tell when something is on Chat's mind so he decides to confide in her as vaguely as possible. Marinette might not recognise herself but she definitely recognises the signs of a girl in love. How does Adrien react to the new realisation that one of his closest friends likes him?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,956 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/3/2018 - Published: 12/31/2016
Kinky by thatwritersdream reviews
Originally a collection of the love square but now open to all ships in the fandom. Each chapter is a dedicated prompt left by a review or pm. You have some down and dirty, or some sweet, fluffy, and angst fan fiction prompts- then leave them here and let them come to life. This is entirely dedicated to fans, reviewers and readers!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,051 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 3/19/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler
Shower Talk by BelleBasBleue reviews
Adrien loves showers. He practically lives in them. But how much more will he love showers when a mysterious girls starts singing along?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,770 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/15/2018 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
Don't Let Me Go by BlueroseSnow reviews
Its hard to keep pining for the same guy for years. It makes things even more complicated when you LIVE with him. Marinette realizes and decides to move on from anymore heartbreak, but soon realizes that she won't be able too. This story definitely contains Adrinette Will probably have Marichat and/or Ladrien...who knows? You'll just have to read and see.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 62,336 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 12/17/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] OC - Complete
Ceramics Class by SplatterCracker reviews
When the students of Collège Françoise Dupont are required to choose elective classes for the spring semester, Alya all but forces Marinette and Adrien to sign up for ceramics together. However, things don't go according to plan when a certain artist joins the class as well with a secret of his own. (Reveal Fic) [Season One]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,237 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/24/2018 - Published: 3/15/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Chloé B./Antibug, Nathanaël K./Evillustrator
Mauvais Quart d'Heure by Yilena reviews
The success of Marinette's first book leads to an embarrassing moment in the middle of a bookstore. Afterwards, a familiar face consistently pops up in her life, and it somehow ends with her falling in love with bad jokes, callused fingers, and a dimpled smile. AU.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,133 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/16/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Tu Es Beau by Vanity-Sky reviews
"You are handsome" Marinette bitterly thought. "The way you have control over my life" "My heart" "Everything" "You sure are handsome, Mr. Agreste"
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,289 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Another Smutty Story by Chocolateflower reviews
One-Shots featuring Adrien and Marinette. Warning Explicit Descriptions, Smut, Sin, Lemons! All rights and characters belong to Thomas Astruc and his team!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,541 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/12/2017 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
Undone by SilentlySilver reviews
Chat Noir needs something only Marinette can give, an antidote of sorts. (slight angst, mostly lemon, cover credit to artist)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/22/2017 - Published: 4/12/2017 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug
Summer Fun by DaughterOfHermesWatchUrWallet reviews
Alya invites Marinette to go on a week long trip to Fun Land with her along with Nino and Adrien. Hopefully, Paris will be safe without their two young heroes. Hot adventures will ensue!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/6/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016
Little Red Dress by Cicilicious reviews
Marinette is tired of pretending like she is two different people and the only person who can understand how she feels is Chat Noir. She decides at last to share her identity with him, ideally in the least dramatic way possible. But how? When the duo are invited as guests of honor to the Mayor's Christmas Masquerade Ball, an opportunity presents itself.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 59,356 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 8/17/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
One Way Or Another by ghostgirl19 reviews
It was in that moment, as he held her hand to his lips, he knew he had to have her. One way or another. (Companion story to 'On The Prowl')
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,750 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 7/29/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler]
Chat Burglar by missdragongirl reviews
Kwami Swap AU. Marinette is a mysterious cat burglar, famous in Paris for her incredible thefts. No one knows her true identity, or what she is after. Her ultimate prize lies in Gabriel Argreste's safe, but what will happen if she is caught by the unassuming, lonely Adrien?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,200 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
Lucky Us by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- Marinette Dupain-Cheng's life isn't going as planned: twenty-six, recently dumped, and running her parents' bakery. The highlights of her day are the emails sent by her mysterious pen pal, Chat Noir. That is, until handsome model Adrien Agreste starts swinging by the bakery after hours. But how is he to know the Ladybug he loves is standing right in front of him?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 144,740 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 3/4/2016 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
I Think I'm Falling For You by JennaTalbot reviews
Marinette is being her usual clumsy self, and Adrien channels his inner Chat. (There are no Miraculous or heroes in this fic, I really just wanted an excuse to write these two being the dorks they are. And also Alya being Alya.)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
Marinette Cake by L.P. Geon reviews
Chat Noir was very hungry. And Marinette smelled nice. Really, really nice. [Marichat May: Purring]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 144 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Fear of Rejection (two-shot) by themelodicwayofliving reviews
Alya finds a solution to Marinette's problem with speaking to Adrien, write him a letter! All is going smoothly until Marinette bumps into a certain blonde in the hallway... (Rated T to be safe)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/29/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Chloé B./Antibug
Amor Fati by PaperCandles reviews
Hawk Moth has been defeated and five years have passed. Marinette now works for 'Agreste Design' and her boss happens to be Adrien... Which is bad because he rejected her 5 years ago... For Ladybug
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,212 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
Heartache by LetMyShipsFlourish reviews
After a deathifying battle with an another akuma. Chat Noir is then struck by the villain and is experiencing a terrible virus that is slowly, painfully killing him. He also experiences new feelings, extreme hatred between the one he loves. Ladybug? No... But instead, a simple civilian girl named Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,648 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/27/2017 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler
It's You by BeccaMuse9 reviews
MariChat Reveal Fic. Angst with some steamy make-outs. It's shameless you guys, but there's some plot there, I swear. We're all just here to have a good time. What happens after Chat finds Marinette crying? Click Bait Here To Find Out!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/25/2017 - Complete
The Boiling Point by speaks reviews
When Adrien wakes up this morning he isn't expecting to have sex with the love of his life. In fact, he's barely expecting to even see her, or talk to her if he does. And if by some miracle he does get to talk to her today, he is definitely is not expecting sex to be involved. Not in a million years. But when Adrien is wrong, boy is he wrong.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 136 - Published: 1/28/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
That Dang Season by Hirikari reviews
It's spring! Days are longer, flowers are everywhere, and animals are out to have a little fun with their mates, if you know what I'm talking about. Two teenagers in heat and various missions are making them closer than ever before, both in the superhero night and the school hours. But when trouble hits them, will their flame diminish or grow hotter?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,893 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/15/2016 - Published: 3/25/2016
Tomorrow by KseniaLynn reviews
Adrien saved Ladybug during an akuma attack. In order to thank him she visits him afterwards and promises another visit tomorrow. Where exactly will her daily visits take them?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,956 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 2/7/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
Two Player Game by ChronoLink93 reviews
He probably shouldn't be here. He really shouldn't be doing...this. And he definitely shouldn't be doing this, here
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,369 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Private Show by KseniaLynn reviews
Adrien has been gone on a business trip for two weeks and Marinette knows how to show him just how much she missed him. (Tumblr prompt)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Skin tight by KseniaLynn reviews
Marinette is #thirsty Happy Marichat May
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 172 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Too Real by Pearlynn reviews
She knows that her hormones will be the end of her, sooner or later. And with the way Chat is looking at her now, she knows it will be sooner. Rated M for a lot of smut. Continued in "Not So Secret"
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,869 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete