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When Catherine unexpectedly spits out a baby, James doesn't know what he'll do! First, he has sex with Madison Li to celebrate his wife's suspiciously timed death, then he moves into a vault that explicitly refuses to let anyone enter or leave, then he teaches his daughter to shoot him in the head repeatedly with a b.b. gun, to no ill effect, then he irresponsibly disappears!

A dramatic reenvisioning of a beloved classic, Blind Man tells the story of a lawyer who is bitten by a radioactive blind man, and develops superpowers in a blatant attempt to cash in on the earlier success of Spider-man, published only two years prior. Featured are beloved characters such as Fat Man and sexy blind female prosecuting attorney, as well as fan-favorite, Annihilator.

"I hate him. Must kill Snake. Must kill Snake. Snake must die. Kill Snake... Venom Snake. What kind of name is that? What a foolish name. I don't like it. And look at his face. What a foolish face. I don't like his face at all. You don't think I can kill you, Snake? You don't think I can kill you? Gotcha! Got one eye! There's nothing more important to a soldier than his eyes!"

The insidious cabal of vampires that secretly controls the going-ons of the world has unleashed their latest scheme onto the world, the dastardly Agenda 21, a non-binding, voluntarily implemented action plan of the United Nations with regard to sustainable development. This unleashes chaos onto the world as Americans starve to death from not being able to have their sweet sweet can

"Gray Fox has survived. I didn't think it was possible, but somehow, someway, he's done it. I thought I saw him die over a decade ago on Shadow Moses, crushed beneath the feet of Metal Gear. There, he died my ally, but now.. hrmm.. I'm not so sure." "You're being paranoid, Snake. If Gray Fox was alive, we'd know!" "I don't know, Otacon. Just.. keep me posted, alright?"

Games are meant to be fun! They're not about your bullshit politics and feelings and shit! They're about tits and jiggle physics and white dudes with brown hair and square jaws killing stuff to make our penises feel huge! Get out of our games, feminazis! This is NOT YOUR SHIELD!

Alpha male Ethan Thomas asserts his dominance over colleagues and serial killers alike in this gripping tale of man-handling action.

After a series of brutal murders, Maya Fey is sent to enlist the help of brilliant professor, and dangerous serial killer, Professor Layton. Bedlam ensues, as the thin, tortured line between sanity and madness quickly vanishes into the ether.

A heroic retelling of the events of Metal Gear 1, aka, Operation Intrude N313, through the eyes of a young Solid Snake, and his mentor and commander, the infamous mercenary known as Big Boss.

Snake attempts to rescue Paz and Chico from a US black site off the coast of Cuba, while Snake reflects on what keeps him going, as the wounds of battle mount on his ever weary form.

Love proves hard to find, especially for a man without legs. Meanwhile, Big Boss copes with the loss of his mentor, and Kazuhira copes with the side effects of a wanton life.

Harry Mason searches the streets of Silent Hill for his daughter, but what awaits him in the darkness?

Marvin is a frustrated fanfic author who dreams of being a dog. One day Baloo shows up and aids him in realizing his dream.

When Lucifer and his wicked, scaly Nirubian minions descend upon Earth through a Stargate created by the Large Hadron Collider, only the Justice League and a special friend and stop them!

Claire awakes to discover she is locked away in a padded room with little memory of how she got there. As she attempts to recall what happens, thoughts of the horror that befell Raccoon City plague her fevered mind.