He hated him... absolutely despised Near. But, when Near comes asking for help... how can he say no? Re-write of Broken Pride. Eventual MxN.

As first place in Wammy's, Near is entitled to anything he wants, with no restrictions. So when he requests Mello as his reward, no one stops him-and Mello is required to follow every order.

See. Hear. Touch. Taste. Smell. The fives senses. But there is another ability most humans have, one we take for granted, one we don't realize the importance of until we meet someone without it. Two, actually- if you count love, that is. MxM.

Mello's not getting along with Near worse than usual. L comes up with an idea to solve this problem.

Mello never made it a secret that he hated Near; so why did Near brand him with the nickname "Dear Mello?" MelloxNear, hints of LxLight. --New Title-

In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic