Note: This bio changes every three to six months, sometimes more sometimes less. This depends both on whether or not I've changed and whether or not I'm sick of it.

Personal-
Real name: wouldn't you like to know
Age: However many years
Gender: Male
Location: Between here and there
Height: About this tall

Personality pros: Liberal, philosophical, open-minded, maintains outside-the-box thinking, environmentally conscious, sense of humor, fairly intelligent.

Peronality cons: Selfish, nonexistant social skills, makes too many death threats, procrastinator, unhealthy obsession with fire and fireworks, dreams a lot yet never accomplishes anything, takes advantage of people, hypocrite, gives a damn what people think, lives deeply in the past and does not let mistakes go, rarely thinks while making a decision and regrets it afterwards, overly self-critical.

Writing-
Fanficitons written up to date: 6
Fanfcitions published: 4
Fanfcition ideas: Endless
Fanfcitions currently being written/developed: 3
Fanfcitions on hold: 1
Fanficitons cancelled: 1 (Anime Souffle)
Projected release dates: When hell freezes over
Mainly writes: Zoids fanficitons
Total number of unique reviewers (as of 9/26/04): 17 (alright, maybe someday I'll have 20!)

Writing pros: Fairly original stories, decent humor, updates frequently after publishing something
Writing cons: Terrible writing style, neglects spell check, publishes rarely

Other: Enjoys using ellipsis (...) not sure why. Two writing styles: tasteless humor that doesn't make sense. Dark experimentations usually involving death, torture, and the like. By experimentations I mean to say that I usually write things with one goal in mind just to see if it can be done (example: write a fanfciiton in which the characters respond to a situation pre-establsihed in the original work in the way I would. Since I would respond to it by killing someone, well, now you see why everoyne's out of character in my stories.

If you cannot already tell I enjoy speaking about myself in third person. If you cannot already tell I am not the most eloquent of people. If you cannot already tell I am just a little paranoid about what you all think of me.

One last note for now: If I have ever written a stupid review that really did not make sense or done anything of the like to make an idiot out of myself around any of you, let's ask no questions, say that I've handed you the metaphorical twenty dollars, and never speak of it again, right?