＊I'M NOT DEAD! Sorry for the long wait!＊ Itachi the fairy gave Sasuke an ability. The ability to speak what's ever on your mind...and plus, you can't lie. Nope. You can only say the truth. Sasuke OOCness ahead! Chaos warning! Chaper three UP!

Teamwork among the genins isn't what it should be. So Kakashi comes up with the idea to switch up the teams for a month. Read and Review.

As the night falls in Leaf Village, weirdness abounds. Ramenlovers Naruto and Itachi visit their favourite restaurant, Ichiraku, and who better to drag along than Sasuke and Orochimaru? Chapter 3 up! Happy Canada Day!

Nov 19: will try to continue during winter, so busy! Sakura attempts to hook up Ino with Shino, but things aren't turning out like she planned. Doubts begin to rise concerning herself and Sasuke as she finds herself attracted to Shino.

SasuNaru AU, but not set in a fairytale place. The Leaf and the Sand have agreed to make a joint production in hopes of strengthening their new alliance. And what play will they work on? Why, Sleeping Beauty, of course! - Happy New Year! -

One night, Naruto decides that he is going to see under Kakashi's mask. So, he sneaks into the man's house.. and something very unexpected happens. Yaoi (actually, shota since Naruto is 12), KakashiNaruto

Gaara outtakes continued! I finally watched the newer episodes!

Since both the sealer and the sealed are trapped in eternal limbo together, there must be something more to Naruto's being than we're being let into. D'oh?

After an incident, the pain, the loneliness, the deceit, the hopelessness, shattered Naruto. Now he only thinks of others happiness, and what better way to make them happy, but to rid them of himself?

Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!

Follow the fluffy OOC misadventures of your fave Naruto characters, as Itachi strives to find an purpose for himself in the world. Things build to a climax in the last chapter: Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned.

[Complete!] Tsunade has taken Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise and left him with a roll of packing tape! Whats our poor bored Kakashi going to do?

What will become of Konoha when the Akatsuki move in?

Kisame and Itachi get a lame assignment to visit Orochimaru's theme park and decide to make the most of it. Now with Sound Love and Part V. Sasuke suffers the humilation of a lifetime.

Kakashi wants to reward his students for a job well done. Will they be able to handle his reward? Rating due to strong language.

Kakashi invites everyone to a beach party, but that's only the begining...when Itachi appears and truth is unmasked, the past and future will join hands and bring forth a red dawn. Pairings: not telling! -Complete!-

complete A peek into the mailboxes of some of your favorite ninjas... No pairings.

Ever wonder where Orochimaru learned to laugh so very evilly? Oneshot, and a very weird one at that...

What happens when the book "How To Be Evil For Dummies" is put into the hands of our dear Orochimaru, well Chaos, Chibians, Leather-clad cuties and other mad insanities ensues! Might be a ShinoKiba fic, it depends if the world does not end before then!

[one-shot] Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura raid an Akastsuki Strong Hold, and find out some SHOCKING information about Uchiha Itachi...

When Naruto and the gang go on a field trip to water park, it doesn't exactly go as planned. Naruto keeps playing pranks, Sakura tries to get Sasuke, and Sasuke is looking for the guy that messed up his snowcone. Did I mention Kakashi is a chaperone?

It's that time of the year again that teachers hate.They have to find the perfect performance for the Christmas Concert,which is especially hard if you're working with 5-year-olds.This is the funny story of a bunch of uncooperative students who don't even

Shounen-ai, yaoi Drum rolls! Nikki's Insane Mind presents - Sasuke's Twelve Days of Christmas!

Uzumaki is walking home till what suddenly appeard out of no where. COULD IT BE! IT'S A RAMEN MACHINE! but is there more to this ramen machine than Naruto expects.

Kakashi goes to the ramen stand in hopes of eating in peace but his hopes are dashed when, Temari, Gai, Shikamaru and Lee storm in. Insanity ensues.

Naruto falls into a coma, everything he ever knew and possibly loved changes around him. When he comes back into the world of the concious, will he be able to adjust?

Naruto is caught by Sakura peeking through her window. With a blatant lie for an excuse about a training session, Sakura leads Naruto off away from everyone else. But are they really alone and what does Sakura suddenly want with Naruto?

(Being Continued)No pairings... yet. May be yaoi later. Find out how Sasuke isn't excatly fond of clowns so what happens when someone he knows dresses up like one for him? Read and find out... This is just some random humor of mine.

What happens when Sakura finally realizes that Narto really cares for her?

Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.