Gee, a Bio. Hmmm...I'm really not very interesting. No, really! I'm not. I think this would be a slightly less daunting task if they had little pre-categorized boxes to fill in, rather than this blank page. Okay, here goes; I'm 21 years old, I have a sociopathic dog, I'm currently attending college and am unemployed (i.e. have no money), I don't like having my picture taken, I'm a semi-prude, I'm a Monty Python fan, I hate broccoli, I once flolloped on a beach, and yes, I have hugged a tree. Erm...I told you I wasn't very interesting. If you're still reading this, I'd be surprised...I like romantic, candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach...wait a second, how'd that get in there? So sorry... I love to travel, though I don't get to do much of it. I'd like to visit every continent at least once, if I could, just to say I'd done it. I listen to Classic Rock, drive a P.O.S. car, and I was heartbroken when they cancelled Mystery Science Theater 3000. I was a band geek in high school (marching, symphonic, pep, jazz, you name it), and my ultimate goal in life is to take the road less traveled by. So there you have it, me summed up in a paragraph. If you have any complaints, well, that's your problem, isn't it?