Hey, everyone!!!!!! I'm chocolaterose092, but u can just call me "choco" or "rose" or something like that! Um, i've known about this site for a long time and have read lots of different fanfiction on it, and i've finally decided to get an account here, so...here i am, i guess!

A little about me:

Interests: Reading, writing, going on the computer, watching tv, lazy stuff like that. and cars. i know i'm a girl, but cars are just my thing. LUV 'EM.

Favorite Music: call me criminally insane, but i actually enjoy that cheesy 70's and 80's rock stuff that everyone else i know hates, like journey, boston, cheap trick, duran-duran, b-52's (on rare occasions). i HATE singers like justin bieber, miley cyrus, lady gaga...and pretty much any disney channel teen singer, except demi lovato. i think she's pretty good, despite the fact that she was in the two worst movies ever made, camp rock and camp rock 2. LOATHE the jonas brothers with a firey passion.

Favorite TV Shows: LOST (greatest show ever made), Doctor Who, Primeval, Top Gear (RICHARD HAMMOND IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER TO WALK THIS EARTH), Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow, Gene Simmons' Family Jewels, Billy the Exterminator, The Soup, CSI, CSI: NY, Whale Wars, Dirty Jobs, Deadliest Catch (phil harris R.I.P.), Psych (proud Shassie shipper), Castle, Star Trek: TOS, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers. In the animation realm, there's Penguins of Madagascar (i think i have a crush on skipper), Spongebob (yes, i admit it), used to like Avatar: The Last Airbender, but got over it quite quickly.

Wow, that's a varied assortment...

Favorite Books: Warriors series, Ranger's Apprentice series, Hunger Games trilogy (TEAM PEETA!!!! and poor cinna...may he also R.I.P.), Bunnicula series (childhood favorites), 13th Reality trilogy, Robert Langdon books by Dan Brown (Angels & Demons is my favorite book EVAH)

Favorite Websites: youtube, deviantART, Livejournal, fictionpress, and this website

Favorite Movie: Inception. by a long shot. leo dicaprio is fantastic. Avatar is a close 2nd

Favorite Quotes: most of these are from Top Gear or are about cars...not many morals here...

“Now, this is really quite simple, ok? Understeer works like this: you drive down the road, turn the wheel, but the car goes straight on, crashes into a tree and you die. OVERsteer works like this: you drive down the same bit of road, turn the wheel, but the back of the car comes round like this, and you go off the road, crash into a tree and you die. Now, oversteer is best, because you don't see the tree that kills you.”
-Richard Hammond on car handling

“A car can be a tool but it can be so much more. It can be a heart-starter, it can be a drug, it can stir your soul and it can get you from Marbella to Ronda before the bar closes.”
-Jeremy Clarkson

“How could you not like the GT2, you great, fat, balding, useless, hopeless, bandy-legged, bubble-haired, pointless, talentless, gutless, cowardly, witless lump of suede-shoe-wearing, daft-jean-wearing idiocy?”
-Richard Hammond to Jeremy Clarkson

“The thing is, it's a gearbox, okay? It has one job to do! One job! Pull the lever… 'Am I a pencil? Am I a cauliflower? Am I a nuclear power sta– I'm a gearbox! Oh, heavens, I'm gonna swap some cogs around!'“
-Jeremy Clarkson on automatics

“Oh, brilliant. So you're saying the best thing about your four seat cabriolet is you can only fit two people in it…God, you do talk some rubbish sometimes!”
-Richard Hammond to Jeremy Clarkson

“Actually, this is why it's called the F360, this model. You drive along and you go 'ffffffff' as you do a 360!”
-James May on the Ferrari F360

“OLIVER!!!!!”
-Richard Hammond when Oliver sank

“Speed never killed anyone; it’s suddenly becoming stationary... that's what gets you.”
-Jeremy Clarkson

“If a man hasn't found something worth dying for, he isn't fit to live.”
-Jeremy Clarkson

“I’ll guarantee that nothing exciting, vibrant, dynamic, new, creative, hopeful, or beneficial in any way to humanity has ever been done, thought of, or driven to in that drab, dreary, entirely beige, willfully awful pile of misery!”
-Richard Hammond on the Morris Marina

"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."
~Steven Wright

"When I go fast, however, hunting down the car in front, and risk-taking when I get there, I feel alive. I feel sharp. I feel in control and human. When I go fast, I feel safe."
-Jeremy Clarkson

"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
-Judith Viorst

"Remember then: there is only one time that is important-- Now! It is the most important time because it is the only time when we have any power. The most necessary man is he with whom you are, for no man knows whether he will ever have dealings with anyone else: and the most important affair is, to do him good, because for that purpose alone was man sent into this life!"
-from Leo Tolstoy's "Three Questions"

“Our Richard, who art on Top Gear,
Hammond be thy name,
Thy girlies come, thy will be done (I wish!),
On Earth as they are in Heaven,
Give us this day our DB9,
And forgive us our smart cars,
And lead us not into James May,
But deliver us from Clarkson,
For thine is the Charger,
the dogs, and the bright shirts
For ever, Amen.”

-Prayer of Hammond

Some of my Opinions: I'll probably add more as I think of them over the weeks...

I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,born of the Virgin Mary,suffered under Pontius Pilate,was crucified, died, and was buried;he descended into hell.On the third day he rose again;he ascended into heaven,he is seated at the right hand of the Father,and he will come to judge the living and the dead.I believe in the Holy Spirit,the holy catholic Church,the communion of saints,the forgiveness of sins,the resurrection of the body,and the life everlasting.Amen.

I am a proud American, and a proud member of the Democratic party.

Miscellaneous: just random stuff from emails and things like that, haha

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

95 percent of teenage girls are obsessed with Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato, if your part of the 5 percent that isn't Copy and Paste this onto your profile!

90 of teens would have a nervous breakdown if the Jones brothers were at the top of the empire state building, ready to jump. If you're the 10 that would be yelling 'jump!' post this on you're profile.

95 of teens would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was at the top of a building, ready to jump. If youre the 5 that would be yelling 'jump, jump!' Post this on you're profile.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Yaoifangirl42,Animefreak469, ChibiUlquiorra, Blacksand1, ArktonDartorix, Darthdragon, XxThe Best Damn ThingxX, SilverHeart09, Chocolaterose093