I'm sorry this is so long but please message me to request a fic after reading the below spiel

I write for most fandoms and most pairings, but I refuse to write for Rick/Morty, I may consider other types of incest, but not between an old man and his teenage grandson, sorry. (also I'm confused, I just read the terms for releasing content on this site and it says no sexual content is allowed but literally 110% of the stories on this site are smut so??? idk fam???? The whole thing is SOOO contradictory and confusing, just don't read my shit if you're like 11, okay?)

Fandoms I will write for: Supernatural, Rick and Morty, The Avengers, most other marvel things, Suicide Squad and it's affiliated characters, the Walking dead, Sherlock, Dr Who, the Hunger Games, Twilight (I guess i know enough but uhh) Divergent (i mean sure) Harry Potter, and virtually any "real life" person (actors, singers, youtubers, ??) (The site says that's not allowed but it's literally everywhere on the site, and I'm so confused, @fanfiction, if you're going to have rules, 1. don't, 2. enforce them and stop making your terms literally so confusing) etc etc etc. I will write for basically any fandom, if I don't know the thing/characters you're asking me to write about, I may be hesitant but depending on circumstances I won't immediately turn it down.

Kinks I will write for: (in healthy, non abuse oriented ways) D/s, BDSM, daddy kink, (minor) age play, virtually any type of pain play (i know that's technically under BDSM but I thought I should elaborate), minor blood play (in appropriate scenarios), age difference (between consenting adults, of course), only CERTAIN types of incest related themes in certain circumstances (eg, they must be consenting adults, they can't be mother and son, or father and daughter *I know I said daddy kink but I didn't mean it literally, calm down kids* father and son, mother and son, (basically parents and children, ew, sorry) I'm actually pretty open when it comes to kinks, so if you request something, don't be afraid to express what you actually hope to get out of it. I am 110% comfortable with m/m, f/f, m/m/f, m/m/m, f/f/f, etc etc etc. (if you do request I can accommodate for any special conditions, for example pre-op trans, any pronoun/genital combo you wish, disabilities *disclaimer, I likely do not have this disability so if I make any errors, please gently correct me* and anything you ask *that being said, I will write for mental illnesses, but I refuse to glorify or promote things like that*

Kinks that under no circumstances will I write for: underage/adult (things like 17/20, or 16/18 or 18/older adults, are fine but if one person is over 18 and the other is below 16 that's out of my comfort zone. *just basically consent laws for most states, necrophilia (if the character is actually physically fucking a dead body, no obviously not, but if the character has been dead before and now they're alive, obviously that doesn't count *you think I wouldn't have to say this*) Rape/Non-con (Now, as against rape and sexual assault and everything as I am, things like, if BOTH parties are equally intoxicated, then I suppose that's okay, or with two adults in a committed relationship and one of them wakes the other up in a "special way" *if you don't know what I mean please don't read my stories* or things like in BDSM themed relationships where it seems like they're forcing them but the sub has the power of the safe word to stop at any time so it IS consent, in BDSM relationships where the sub says the safeword and the other person "can't stop", (yeah no, no grey area, that's rape, not acceptable.) I cannot say I'm personally comfortable with things like water-sports, vomit play, etc etc, but if you do request something like that, depending on the circumstances I might not say no, however it will likely not be posted on my personal account, so you could likely easily screw me over, if you want an arrangement like that where I write the fic for you and only you, then talk to me, and we could perhaps work something out. (sorry I've just been scammed with my writings in the past now I'm extra cautious)