A one-shot, showing what would happen if Ash was forced to start his Pokemon journey in a new town, far removed from his own. Based on the unlicensed Pokemon rip-offs available on the NES, usually featuring horrendously hilarious design. R & R! Suggestions welcome! No bad language.

The story of Final Fantasy VII if Aeris was an ambitious drug dealer, Tifa a well-off strip-club owner, Sephiroth a deluded stalker, Yuffie a Robin Hood fetishist, Vincent a porno star, Cait Sith a sex doll with a soul, Cid a drunken layabout, Jessie a tough lesbian and Barret, a man deeply in love with his blonde fellow partymate, Cloud Strife - who is essentially himself.

After the completion and enormous success of her Wasteland Survival Guide, Moira Brown decides to start the sequel, The Wasteland Life Guide, for tips on how to live in the Wasteland, rather than just survive. But with no 'researchers' to help her this time, Moira is left with no other option but to gather the information herself, which is not as easy as she had first hoped.

The Friends are reunited in 2014, their adult fears realised, exposed; old wounds ripped open, splashed with lemon juice and salt then savagely sewn up, all in front of a live studio audience. A reunion between friends.

At the 7th DOA Championships, dastardly schemes are afoot as contenders are kidnapped to carry out an evil plan involving assassination, forced-marriage and ... bikinis... the evil man cloaked in black ninja-gear unveils Project Zappa! Mild language.

Cloud. His job. His career as a working-girl. And his life... all stand in jeopardy in his attempt to conquer his past fears, and battle against his own morals as a hit'woman'. Will Cloud's alter ego destroy him in the end...?

It is Christmas time at the Shinra mansion, and AVALANCHE are holding their annual Christmas party. This festive season the group receive a present they never expected: the dead body of Aeris.

The discovery in Bone Village had been one of Cloud's greatest. Lore of old had often spoke of its ability to duplicate items, and now Cloud held the power to duplicate his obsession: power sources. The one thing that will allow him to take all the glory for himself and rid himself from the chains of the party! But Cloud goes too far, and causes considerable peril for the world...

A story told in rhyme, of the lovely Tifa's time, in wedlock so sublime, living beside a slime called Cloud! Running far away, awoke another day, thus it led the way for Tifa's new beginnings!

When video-game characters have had enough of the abuse suffered at the hands of a fic writer, they rebel. They are sick of being beaten, uglified and put in dangerous and sexy situations. Can F.F., Mario, Fallout, Zelda, L4D, etc revolt successfully?

"It was June, the 30th. After driving hours in heavy snowfall, I finally reached my destination: the house of one Sherry Birkin, a key figure in the 'Raccoon City Incident' that occurred nearly 70 years ago. The interview of my career was about to begin."

Jill Valentine's eyes fluttered as she slowly awoke, her head spinning as she attempted to stand. She didn't quite know what had happened, or where she was exactly, but the first thing she noticed was that she wasn't alone.

A daring rescue mission and an explosive escape from Alcatraz Island were not really what Barry Burton was expecting from his Christmas this year, especially when true love is thrown into the mix! BarryxChris yaoi . May be rated M in further chapters.

Wesker, along with his leather-clad assistant Rebecca and his loyal group 'The Foul Four', gains control of Baltimore with a new strain of the T-virus. Can Barry and Jill overcome their troubled past and save the day once more?

The survivors of the most lethal pandemic ever manage to escape what is left of the United States successfully. But what happens after the terrible tragedy which resulted in the loss of so many lives?

Married life proves rather too hard for some people, especially when you're raising kids. This is true of one person, Aeris Gainsbourough. Can she cope in the hectic world of a family and a career...?

Starting with High School, the life of Aeris' Gainsborough is told right up until her death. How does she escape her wicked step-mother? How does she survive in an uncaring world? The only way she knows, by losing what's left of her moral values!

With an evil plan more original than the title, can the heroes take a break from all the partying and drugs to finally stop Shin-Ra once and for all? Swearing, drugs, sex and booze; you've been warned!

When nuclear war suddenly becomes a threat between the opposing governments, Midgar and Wutai, Cloud Strife is called in as the only 'negotiator' capable of doing the job. Yet, will the beautiful and mysterious Aeris Gainsborough only distract him?

Under recommendation from Mog, Locke is again reunited with his friends under the strangest of situations; a curse has befallen them upon the airship, which only he is equipped to deal with. However, does his flamboyant partner have alternative motives?

Feeling guilt after what he did to Sawyer, Sayid seeks forgiveness on the sands of the island. Can Sawyer put away his tough façade for Sayid... and for love?

The rain not impeding on their work schedule, Emma Peel and John Steed face up to the latest threat the national security: a strange new device which teleports people to and fro other dimensions. Could three new faces have appeared from another world?

In the small town of Bannock, Montana, Norman Jayden is assigned to find the killer of young journalist Madison Paige and discover the whereabouts of her lover Ethan Mars.

After being kicked out of her step-mother's house for setting it ablaze with a cigarette, Marlene now lives alone with only Tifa keeping a careless eye on her. But Marlene does not like Tifa, not one little bit.

Shinra...so persistent. Cloud and Co. must stop them! But before that, they must rescue President Yuffie, Receptionist Aeris and Naughty Model Tifa.

Obtaining a white chocobo through unethical means, Cloud Strife unwittingly unleashes the Ancient's power to grant wishes! What will the party wish for...?

By a villain's spell, two young lovers drift apart. Will it end in death? Or an ever more broken heart...? A play, written in Shakespearean English.

The Loveless Detective Club, founded by Tifa and Yuffie, follow their adventures of solving mysteries of crime, love, revenge, and strange happenings...

A short story where Aeris is the butt of a joke. Too bad Barret has to apologise...

A tale of the gang overcoming boredom. We join Tifa and Yuffie in the first chapter, whose antics prove furious to Barret. But what about Red XIII? Locked in his room to avoid being ridden. It's better than shopping with Aeris though, isn't it Cloud?

As the group do... weird things in order to wait for Yuffie, she learns manners from Aeris, who is armed with her bottle of body lotion and silver spoon. Crack!

After Yuffie Kisaragi receives a letter from some mysterious person, she starts to suspect that Aeris may not be the goodytwo shoes freak that everyone thinks so...

Why does Aeris need the each member of the gang by themselves...? Why are they dissapearing, one by one? But the main question is... why do they come back almost a completely different person...?

The telephone box was an ordinary one: it's newly painted red coat shining in the wake of the street lamp situated a few feet from it. It was pretty well hidden behind two buildings in an alleyway, their corpses wouldn't get found.

After seeing Cloud with some floozy, Aeris thinks it a good idea to steal his car for revenge with her best friend Tifa. But things get way over the loop of sanity when an accidental murder occurs, leading to a horrible struggle to keep their freedom..

After blowing up the world, the gang time travel back to start events over, but to stop the world blowing up, they must kill Aeris. One by one they try, but why, oh why do they keep failing?

Aeris and Barret are dumped deep into a forest by their mother when they come across a hash house where a wicked cow named Tifa lives...

Barbie terrorizes Cloud and his comrades. Can they stop her and rest her troubled soul? Violence, swearing, alcohol and drugs. Comments appreciated.

What really happened for Garnet to get in that pickle bag? Mild language, and sick, bizzare content, read with caution. Please comment!

Scarlet has a new love, but her new love already has two loves, so Scarlet must dispose of them, and some others in the way... [Includes sick pairing and some violence! If you like Tifa and Aeris then be warned...]