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Joined 03-09-10, id: 2284099, Profile Updated: 06-13-13
Author has written 4 stories for Resident Evil, and Fallout.

Hello guys and gals, I'm Biohazrd23 and I'm (still) kinda new to Fanfiction. I am a huge, avid fan of gaming.

I'm into Survival Horror, and everything even remotely survival horror, games like Resident Evil and Silent Hill. I love zombies and everything to do with Zombies. Although, games like Borderlands, GTA IV and the Halo series also appeal to me. Some of my favourite TV shows are Jeopardy, The Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Everybody Hates Chris, South Park, Heroes and Pure Pwnage.

I usually try to write a new short story every afternoon after school, just for writing practice, so if I dont upload new chapters in ages, I could probably just be writing my practice stories instead.

I have tried to make serious and normal stories, but I always seem to fail miserably, but I'm fairly good at parodies and the like, and if you ever read my fanfics, be sure to review, I love to hear what people think.

Stephen King once wrote that nightmares exist outside of logic, and theres little fun to be had in explanations. They're anti-thetical to the poetry of fear. In a horror story, the victim keeps asking 'why?' But there can be no explanation, and there shouldnt be one. The unanswered mysteries are what stay with us the longest, and its what we'll remember in the end.

My avatar is a mixture of everything I love, from Resident Evil to Alan Wake it's all good.

Favourite Bands/Singers: Disturbed, Linkin Park, Shinedown, System of a Down, Cage The Elephant, Nickelback, Breaking Benjamin, Eminem, Three Days Grace, Avenged Sevenfold, Jonathan Coulton and Rise Against.

Favourite Games: Resident Evil Series, Silent Hill series, ObsCure series, The Suffering, Halo series, Alan Wake, GTA IV, Borderlands, Burnout 3, LIMBO, Just Cause 2, Dead Rising, Left 4 Dead, Fallout 3, BioShock, The Elder Scrolls Series, Hitman series, Mass Effect 2, L.A. Noire and Portal.

Favourite Movies: Resident Evil series, Sweeney Todd, Final Destination series, Eight Legged Freaks, Friday the Thirteenth series, Bad Boys 2, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Dawn of the Dead, Zombieland, Star Wars series, Harry Potter series.

"It's starting to rain?"
"Yeah, what did you think that noise was?"
"A rapper." -Conversation between me and Drivenbyrevenge.

"I don't drink water, I'm a frog." -It'sDestiny.

"Shove that up your maths teacher and smoke it." -Me.

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The Demon Barber Is Alive! by drivenbyrevenge reviews
Alternate Ending where ST and Nell didn't die. Set 1yr after the movie. Nell tries to convince Sweeney that he loves her. He does, but he's not admitting it anytime soon. No plotline at all! Features: All characters that didn't die, UBER A/Ns and PIE
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 58,211 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Leon and the Evil Residents by JillSandwich reviews
Leon is sent on a mission to rescue the president's daughter. Just another random funny parody. If you are an Ashley hater... this is the parody for you.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,483 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Leon S. K., Ashley G.
Fractured reality by taintedtruffle reviews
While doing a school project on the history of south park the boys stumble across the fact that there nothing more than characters in a tv show. How will they react and will this affect there lives or anything at all?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,813 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010
The Poet and The Muse by Timewave Zero reviews
The story of Thomas Zane and Barbara Jagger. I do not own Alan Wake. All characters, lore and settings belong to Remedy Entertainment, with some creative license exercised by the author! Please enjoy, read and review!
Alan Wake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Thomas Z., Barbara J.
Fish by ParsleyFeline reviews
Ashley needs to have a serious talk with Leon about the fish in his pants.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Leon S. K., Ashley G. - Complete
Thou Shall by Project Zombie Shitstorm reviews
Just some random rules that all or at least most Resident Evil characters seem to follow. Reveiws loved!
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010
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Fun At The Mansion reviews
A parody of the first Resident Evil game, Chris is now a braindead baby, Barry has short-term memory loss, Rebecca is now a PO'ed feminist and Wesker is trying desperately not to reveal his plans.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010
The Wasteland Survival Guide reviews
Noah has been hired by Moira Brown to gather research for her book, the Wasteland Survival Guide. The Capital Wasteland is a dangerous place as he encounters slavers, radscorpions and super mutants.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010
Secret Santas reviews
The Resident Evil charactors must buy gifts for each other. Hilarity and much much bacon ensues! ONE-SHOT.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
Entombed reviews
Leon is buried in a coffin underground, and someone is playing sick mind games on him. How did he get there and how will he escape? One-shot story.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Leon S. K., Claire R. - Complete