iCatchAFallingStarhide bio
 I'm Zane. And yes, I'm a girl. My parents were hippies, okay? That's how I got my name. I was a born and raised an Aussie and proud of it. I play the dijory-doo and ride a kangeroo to school everyday. So suck it. Whenever I travel to England or America people like to talk to me. Because I'm aussie. They wouldn't care otherwise. You american's have funny accents by the way. I'm sixteen and a loser. I have every single color of converse shoes. Every color. I like coffee and surfing and neon and bubbles and socks. I like traveling to Canada to ride the polar bears. I heard they do that over there. I may not be cool but I'm me. note. I have no idea why it says I'm from Canada. I've been there but I don't live there. |
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Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16131 - Favs: 26,973 - Follows: 15,366 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Her Sweet, Decadent Smile by thecellarfloor reviews
"Princess," Draco's voice sliced through the silence, dangerously close to where she was hiding, "I know you're here somewhere." Hermione muffled her ragged breaths. He was clearly enjoying this. "Come out, come out, wherever you are..." A sequel to HBHE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,005 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 3,395 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Learning To Love by drarry4forever reviews
The war is about to begin and Harry knows it. He also knows he doesn't want to die a virgin. Who does he turn to for help? None other than Death Eater Draco Malfoy who Harry's loved for years. Rated M, Male/Male. The continued story is now posted on here!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Who Taught You To Use Your Hands by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Klaine. Blaine Anderson is a professional. Which means he does not have inappropriate thoughts about his students, and he most certainly does not act on them. Smutty & angsty.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Teach Me A Lesson by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Kurt meets Badboy!Blaine, and lots of dirty sex happens. Basically. This is essentially 1 part plot and 2 parts porn. Don't say I didn't warn you..
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Draco and Daddy by StarkidPotterFan reviews
Draco and his "daddy" have some fun. CROSS-DRESSING. EXTREME MALE ON MALE SMUT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Let Me Take Control by princessblaine reviews
A tumblr prompt: A fic where Kurt takes control. Pure smut. You have been warned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
An Unbreakable Vow by misybee reviews
When Harry makes and unbreakable vow to Draco to do whatever he wishes if he looses the quidditch match final things take a rather interesting turn ; WARNING hardcore yaoi, some may concider this rape HarryXDraco, don't like don't read. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love Coupons by AirKnitter reviews
Harry forgot his and Draco's anniversary. He also forgot last year, and in a moment of desperation, gave Draco Love Coupons. What happens when Draco decides to cash them in? Slash, M rating
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
ColdBlooded? Not by crimesofdreams reviews
Harry is shivering in a tent. Perhaps Draco can help him warm up? NC-17; H/D slash; Draco Animagus Snake; beastiality warning
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For Your Entertainment by bowlerhatfringe reviews
Draco gets a cane made and decides to use it with Harry. Partial song-fic. Based on Adam Lambert's For Your Entertainment. Established relationship. Post-Harry era. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Uniforms and Spankings by HPFangirl71 reviews
Harry has a hidden fetish... Draco knows what it is that Harry likes and indulges the man! This is a slash fic w/explicit sex so DON'T FLAME. It also contains daddy!kink which may turn some off... again DO NOT FLAME please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Experimenting by Andomiyu Orokatta reviews
Ed catches Al having a 'private moment' - and stays to watch. Elricest PWP
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
When Push Comes to Shove by joemoe93 reviews
Smutty, slashy PWP. ANGRY ANGRY TRAINSEX. Draco and Harry try to resolve some of their feelings on the train to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Towel Boy by V for Viagra reviews
HP/DM/BZ After years being tormented by the two sexiest Quidditch players in the league Draco finds out a secret about them that will change things forever. Not everything is as it seems. Sometimes cruelty hides dirty desires. Its a three-some kiddies!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jungle Madness by CabooseBlue reviews
Ralph's lack of interest in Jack is driving him mad. Like asking for a little appreciation is too much! With his frustration at the limit, Jack goes looking for Ralph. He needs to prove that he's better than the blond, one way or another. PWP, RalphXJack.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
The Language of Power by Lokifan reviews
Harry/Draco. Harry loves talking in Parseltongue to Draco during sex: his response is just delicious. Warnings: D/s, Parselsmut, dark!Harry, dub-con that becomes non-con, forced orgasm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
La Cerise: The Sweetest Cherry by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,516 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Talk To Me by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
*COMPLETE* "Neither of us is leaving until we work this out. Now, get in the bed." Draco began stalking over to Harry. Light bondage, much anger
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Positive Reinforcement by Lokifan reviews
Ron/Draco PWP: Draco refuses to have sex to a soundtrack of unicorns and candy-canes. Written for thedomboss' prompt 'jpop and buttplug' and the 'orgasm denial/ control' Kink Bingo sqaure. Warnings: D/s, orgasm control.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Fancy a dance? by hoshi'lite reviews
Harry has a plan for a little fun at a local nightclub but just who he has fun with is a surprise... Harry/Fred/George THRESOME!FIC M/M HIGHLY SEXUAL CONTENT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Ice Cream by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
*COMPLETE* Draco is having a late night snack and gets a pleasant surprise...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The way to apologize by 4ever Draco's misstress reviews
This is for MaleXmale Goddess101, promt-Fred and George are sick of the way their family treats Draco, they know he has changed so they make up for their families insults with a bit of hot bedroom fun. fred/draco/george. slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Draco M., Fred W. - Complete
Shameless Untitled Porn by jtsbbsps-dk reviews
'Malfoy visits Harry in his bed after the Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw Quidditch match' aka shameless porn with a fluffy cherry on top. NC-17! Mature content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
owned by the slytherins by 4ever Draco's misstress reviews
Harry and Draco make a bet. what happens after Harry lost? what were the terms? very dark. WARNING for:bondage/slash/SADISTIC themes. do ot read if any othe these things offend you. To have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,632 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Potions and Parseltongue by Stormie Night reviews
Draco has a kink, Harry finds out. What to do, what to do... Find out what Harry does. Drarry, Slash, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
That Choice Will Change Us by MahouMaru reviews
Just a FredXGeorge dabble. One-shot. Fred suggests something different that changes everything. Twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
In The Shower by Cerulean-Necress 69 reviews
Harry comes from Quidditch practice one night to find Draco moaning his name in the shower... Male x Male SLASH HarryDom/DracoSub One-Shot Disclaimer: All characters are property of J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gryffindors Gone Wild by AurorAngel reviews
In an attempt to make the school more respectable Umbridge has made a new decree and what she causes is just the opposite.Ginny/Luna/Hermione/Parvati/Lavender/Romilda Warning:explicit femlash,groupsex. PLEASE REVIEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
The Things You Do by evalanis reviews
Draco has always driven Harry crazy with the things he does, a clandestine meeting in a Muggle hotel only sending him further into madness. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Naughty Saint Nick by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Ron's been a naughty boy this year and Santa Draco is about to give him just what he deserves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Insubstantial Rumors by Desideria Raven reviews
Harry meets Draco in an unused classroom for some nighttime "activities", but something is holding him back. RATED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Utterly Despicable by camnz reviews
The death of both Voldemort and Harry Potter let the pureblood elite build the world they wanted. One that leaves Hermione in a vulnerable state, which Draco Malfoy is prepared to take full advantage of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,360 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 2,360 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Train Ride by Xx-Pandy-Pocky-xX reviews
My version to what happened during the train ride to Hogswarts and Draco and Harry's encounter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Strip Quidditch by Neo444 reviews
Harry and Draco play a game. First one naked loses... Pointless Harry and Draco dribble. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lesson by Duana reviews
Harry has enough of Draco's attitude. SLASH! Strong M! Spanking. Smut. PWP. DM/HP. Not for minors. Sex between men - don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two is Better Than One by Zephyr Hearts reviews
My mouth was still open from the sight I just witnessed… who ever knew Clare would ever do… THAT? But, her alone won't do, I might as well help her finish what she started.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
The joke by ItsOliver reviews
"I am not gay, I am not gay, I am not gay, I am not gay, I am not gay, I am not-" Draco told himself over and over as he walked to his classes. But as Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked past, Draco found himself staring at Harry's behind, again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sex tape by Horriblefreak reviews
"I think we just made our first sex tape."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Toil and Trouble by bleedforyou reviews
Draco has a secret admirer who vows to meet him on Halloween night. Written for Halloween Challenge in hd seasons. slash. sex. harry/draco. one-shot. non-epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tainting An Angel by sylent nighthowl reviews
Half-naked, blindfolded, and chained to what he is sure is a dirty wall, Draco Malfoy is not in a good position…or so he thought. He soon begins to wonder; whom is the mysterious person ravishing him in sweet torture…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,561 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
His Beautiful, Haunting Eyes by thecellarfloor reviews
Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Oh My God! by Jessarie reviews
One-shot/ M-M/ Harry & Draco/ Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Vampiric Addiction by Zephyr Hearts reviews
He didn't know how long he could take it. Clare was teasing him, teasing him to the point that he would break, and she was doing it on purpose. HEAVY LEMON, MATURE READERS ONLY.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Wet dreams by NekoSey reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have always been fighting, but when they try out a new spell, what happens to the two when they try a spell a bit too reckless for the both of them? Yaoi! That's what! Sex. Lotsa sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by ScifiSOS reviews
One-Shot, Main Warnng: MaleXMale, Lemon. 'This was one of those things that should not happen, unfortunately for him, it did.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hung Parliament by Lokifan reviews
Harry/Draco. Politics make Harry want to smack someone. Luckily, he has Draco there to be smacked. Warnings: spanking, D/s. Note: neither character expresses the author's political views. This is porn, not polemic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Edward, Emmett, and Jasper's Favorite Positions by DarkMGGirl reviews
This is a story about EdwardxJasper, EmmettxJasper, and EdwardxEmmett and their styles and preference. Yaoi/Slash Rated M for obvious reasons. You have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Learn Your Place by Lokifan reviews
Snape/Draco - Draco’s been put in the corner to think about what he did. Warnings: D/s, gagging ring-gag , humiliation, orgasm denial.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Veritas Fidem et Honostatem Praestat by Memon93 reviews
Sometimes, truth is all that matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Different Kind of Wet Dream by Reinamy reviews
Harry has a secret that no can ever know about. Slash. NC-17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/1/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Bend Me, Break Me by sexyscholar reviews
My fic for the 1st annual Ficadron competition on Livejournal. I didn't win in my round, but I'm proud of my submission regardless. : Warnings: Graphic sexual situations between underage boys, fighting, biting, elements of breath and blood play.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Night Time Show by lilmisblack reviews
That little voice inside his head, the one he never listened to, told him they shouldn't stand there and watch, that they should just close the door and leave, but why start listening to that stupid voice now?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Experiment by bitterending reviews
[incest] Percy becomes the victim to one of Fred and George's latest inventions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Thirsty by bitterending reviews
[incest]Percy scowled disapprovingly. What were they doing up? They couldn't possibly be making those foolish candies this late at night. [Vaguely AUish, as if Percy never left the Burrow.] [FredxPercyxGeorge]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete