![]() Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. Bio: Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Mushishi, Ouran High School Host Club, Haibane Renmei, Inuyasha, Th Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Moonphase, Fruit Basket Copy and Paste If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have nothing else to do, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Japan is cool, copy this to your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile. 95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random. If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy and paste this onto your profile! If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.(And i can't remember my friends names!) 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If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!! If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. 99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. copy and paste this onto your profile. A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!0_0 If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile. If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you believe that everyone in the world is a baka, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it. All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. It's not fair...-goes into emo corner- If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile. If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you,copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name:Lily, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko, Mood-chan-SIRIUS IS UBER HOT, VampireArgonian92, NejiTenfanforever, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KingofRandomness, Dragonfly51, Gaaras1Girl,Lazy'girl-chan, Deidara Lover, Eternal nekomata22, FawnDawn If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile andadd your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai!, ItaSakuxTenshi!, XxXDeidara LoverXxX,FawnDawn If you're conviced Gaara is not emo, copy and paste this onto your profile. The black man turned around and stood up.He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism! Random stuff Remember when: Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!! You say CARTOONS 5 Truths of Life. 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it 3. The first truth is a lie 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile. Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .! 5 Truths of life: 1. You can kiss your elbow 2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again 3. You think you're so smart 4. The fact is that that is a lie 5.You are now trying to kiss your elbow Read each line of bellow This is this cat Now read only the 3rd word from each line aloud! Itachi -/ \- You are now trying to kiss your elbow Deidara o\/ Zetsu \o.o/ Tobi @ Sasori -.- Kisame =0_o= Hidan o.o Kakuzu --_-- Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!! /l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile or signature to help him gain world domination. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him." FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this. A sad little story I saw on somebody else's profile: Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as"Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven howcold-hearted you really are... OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.A moment of silence. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted... |
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