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I'm not telling you anything about me, you stalker!

But I will tell how much I love HP!!!!!!!!!!

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

sure

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

some

What’s Hermione’s?

Jane

What’s Ron’s?

Satan

What’s Harry’s?

James

What’s Ginny’s?

Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Read All The Books?

My sistar read them to me cuz they were long

What Do You Think Of JKR?

I don't know what character that is

Favorites

Weasley?

GINNY!!!

Character, Overall?

female!Harry

Female Character?

female!Harry

Male Charcter?

Draco is soooooooooo hooooooooooottt!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Group Of Characters?

The Order of the Pheonix

Adult?

Sirius black

Professor?

gilderoy

Ship?

Draco/female!Harry

Spell?

Engorgio

Sweet?

M&Ms but what does that have to do with harry potter?

Place?

Gildeory's awesome office :)

Weasley Twin?

The tall one

Product?

Huh?

Shop?

Weaslies whizard whizesesg!!!

Least Favorites

Weasley?

RON IS SO SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!

Character, Overall?

RON IS SO SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!

Female?

pansy

Male?

RON IS SO SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!

Adult?

Lucius Malidiot (ha ha I made fun of his name!)

Student?

RON IS SO SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!

Spell?

Reducio :'(

Book?

Order of hte phoenix

Ship?

Ron/ANYONE!!!

Sweet?

red vines

Death Eater?

RON IS SO SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!

Shop?

Olliverandors cuz the old guy is creepy and probably sexist

Place?

Ron's BEDROOM

Professor?

RON IS SO SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

Uh, let me think... HARRY!!!

Hermione or Ginny?

hermione

Neville or Seamus?

Neville even thou he stupid

Snape or Slughorn?

Slughorn cuz Snape evil and stuff

Fred Or George?

The cooler one

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/GINNY!!!!!

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione

ANYTHING but RON/Hermione!!!

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Harry/LUNA!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

How about Ron/NO ONE?!!!

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

KRUMMY!!!!

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

Ron deservs that stupid slut Lavey!

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

Butterbear!!

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?

The Weasley store!!

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

3 Broomsticks cuz Aberforth is SEXIST!!!

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

James/Lily cuz otherwise Harry wouldn't be born ha ha ha!

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

HOGWARTS!!!

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

hogsmeade

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Malfoy Manor is awesome when Lucius is not there

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Beartie Botts cuz I remember what that is

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

Witch weekly cuz they gave gilderoy the awards for his mouth

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

BARTY cuz he looked hot in the movie thing

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?

no

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

When Gilderoy got lost all his memory (HOW COULD THAT SEXIST IDOT RON DO THAT TO HIM?!!!!!!!!!!) and Draco got turned into the white animal also sirius dying in the room

A Movie?

Same scenes gilderoy losing his memory was so sadder in the movie cuz that sexist idiot Ron hit him too amd then they didn''t show Gilderoy getting the memory back in Movie 5 :'(

Books or Movies?

MOVIES cuz i can see stuff

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

YES! I was making out with Draco (so hoooootttt!!!) and then tthat sexist idiot RON came in and shot us a millions times with a gun and there was blood and everything RON SUCKS!!!

Been To A Fansite?

no

Been to JKR’s Site?

what's that?

Have You Ever Roleplayed?

no...

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

I already said NO!

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

Yes but it wasn't aburd

What was it?

Ron joins the Death eaters in Book 7 cuz HE SUCCKS

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?

no

Did it/ Does it work?

NO!!!

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

LUNA cuz she's awesome and not a slut like SOME girls

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?

what?

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

no

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?

No. Wow, that's cool!

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?

No ciz they're both aewsome and not sluts like pansy

Do you know what fanfiction is?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

Yeah!!

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

Only this one

What site?

No other ones

Do you like to write fanfiction?

YES BUT SOME PEOPLE NEEDING LOBOTOMIES DON'T LIKE MY STORY FOR NO REASON

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

no

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

YES

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

no

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

Yeah, it's a DRACO SHIRT

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

People say i'm like lavender a lot

Do You Agree With This?

no I'm not a sluuuuuuuuuutttttttttttt!!!!

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

yeah, but they think I make everyone OOC for some reason :'(

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

Yeah

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

Who's more sexist than Ron? NO ONE CUZ HE SUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKSSS!

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

whats that mean?

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?

YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

Yeah, I'd be in SLYTHERIN!!!

Have you re-read the books?

no there too long :D

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

no

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

no

Have You Ever Wrote One?

no that sounds hard

Do You Want To?

NO!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

NO!!!!!!!!!!

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

NO!!!!!!!!!!

Are You Going To Write One?

NO!!!!!!!!!!

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?

NO!!!!!!!!!!

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

NO!!!!!!!!!!

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