KeltonBateman
 Author has written 2 stories for Inuyasha. Hi im Kelton IM A GIRL SO YOU KNOW my Friends Angel221996 & Caramelldanceralice Share three characters in our stories 1. Kelton 2. Angel 3. Akami So i will be a little busy with my stories because of school but i plan to update every week and have one new story per month. I know how goals that i will Achieve them so bye for now STEREO-TYPES: I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. Repost this if you want the stereo-types to stop True Friends and Fake ass friends FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! (I would totally do this for any of my friends, even though they don't think I care about them. I'm kinda like Sesshomaru in a way.) FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it These are ones that the other one missed. A good or best friend! A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies Girls don't realize these things I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These This A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for someone you loved, copy and paste this into yourprofile. If you agree A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony... 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Ragnorokrising, MangaFreak15, chibi-shishi -If two wrongs don't make a right, try three -1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. -One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject -We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass -Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. (Not mine) -Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't -I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. Last night i looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason i love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Life was so simple when boys had cooties. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez! Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Education is important, school however, is another matter. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. Don’t mess with me I've got a stick I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else" "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." "Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?" "A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'" Atheism is a non-prophet organization. When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumbass?" Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. Copy and past this on your profile if you agree. If you hear voices of random book or movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. (Sometimes? More like always. I hate annoying ningens who can't keep their noses out of other people's businesses.) If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you managed to copy and paste to many things, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you love and hate your life at the same time, copy this to your profile If you love it when Inuyasha gets sat copy this into your profile If You think Kagome and Inuyasha deserve to be together, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (It was happened to me a few times...like last night for instance) If you want to learn Japanese, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (my record was 1 hour and 20 mins, during Math!) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh yeah! Feudal era with Kool Aid Man! Hehehehe, he's getting chased by demons) If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (when I do my math) If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Oh big time.) If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm gonna beat them with a meter stick!) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Runelesca, Kouga'sChils, Justified Assassin, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, Poetic love, Xerios13, chibi-shishi Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. (Yeah! InuYasha! Wind Scar!) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (I do this quite a lot.) If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' (I would've injured them so they feel my pain) If you are odd and proud of it, put this on your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random, put this on your profile. (do vegetarians eat animal cookies?) If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command, copy this onto your profile. (Oh that'd be frickin awesome! Wheee! World domination!) Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (Why the hell would I do that?! I already have enough dead brain cells, thank you very much) If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you), put this on your profile Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who doesn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Poetic love, Xerios13, chibi-shishi If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. (What color is a yellow canary? No I'm serious.) If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile. If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you or replying shortly (yes, no ,go away) , copy/paste this into your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumbwars. So if you're crazy, copy/paste this into your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile. (Wondered about that for a long time. I'm a half lion demon with purple hair and the knowledge of various martial arts) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me) 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. (Oh so true.) If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. (Whee!) If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (Yup, majorly obsessed. Been on here for 28 days straight. Having trouble blinking) If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, Poetic Love,Xerios13, chibi-shishi If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah! Dragon Scar!) If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile. If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Made a total fool of myself) WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" What the gesture means... --Advice-- --Requirements-- If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (man, I wish we could reprogram males.) When she walks away from you mad: When she stares at your mouth: When she pushes you or hits you: When she starts cussing at you: When she's quiet: When she ignores you: When she pulls away: When you see her at her worst: When you see her start crying: When you see her walking: When she's scared: When she lays her head on your shoulder: When she steals your favorite hat: When she teases you: When she doesn't answer for a long time: When she looks at you with doubt: When she says that she likes you: When she grabs at your hands: When she bumps into you: When she tells you a secret: When she looks at you in your eyes: When she misses you: When you break her heart: When she says its over: When she repost this bulletin: Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Tease her and let her tease you back. Stay up all night with her when she's sick. Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. Give her the world. Let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. Let her know she's important. Kiss her in the pouring rain. When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is: If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will: |
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