one wintry night, Hermione and Draco unite in an attempt to mend the broken pieces caused by Time.

Take a peek into your Hogwarts girls' gossips in late night, mostly about boys we all know and love. Sexually explicit. THIS IS A COMEDY FIC.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

"I don't want to be alone in this," Abigail whispers, and her lips are so close it sounds like a yell. Still she angles her face closer to his. "And neither do you." / WillAbigail. Fluff. Spoilers for up to 1x11, just to be safe.

Will and Hannibal, accompanied by Abigail, arrive in London following the tracks of a killer. Will finds that he must work alongside Sherlock Holmes who begins to test Will's sanity from the start. Soon, Will's entire reality begins to crumble as more secrets come to the surface and he finds that he can't trust anyone. May have Will/Hannibal later. Rated T for now.

Jim Moriarty still sleeps with the hope that he'll see Molly Hooper in hell. Otherwise, he'll miss her too much.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

To Draco, Hermione is a stuck-up know it all. To Hermione, Draco is an annoying ferret. Neither one can stand the other. But when they hold a bet that requires them to start dating, things will end in disaster. Or will they? Read and Review! Complete! First fic, quite OOC.

Jim Moriarty gets bored. Molly Hooper gets lonely. They're just two planets revolving around the brilliant sun that is Sherlock Holmes, drawn in by his gravity. And his light. But everybody needs distractions...

Tom Riddle/OC. She accidentally stumbles upon a Time-Turner and sends herself seventy years into the past. But will she come back completely unchanged?

Head Boy, Draco intrudes on the the Head Girl, Hermione in the shower; but things don't go as expected. Now they have to do deal with keeping their new relationship a secret. Not the mention their unsatiable need for sex... OOC, pure lemony goodness.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have discovered fanfiction on the internet... Well this can't be good...

Hermione Granger had lost her bloody mind. At least, that's what the current circumstances would lead one to believe. AU HG/DM Hermione loses a bet and has to wear the claim tag of a certain Slytherin. Comedy, Romance, Fluff, Lemons and Happy Ending!

Harry, Ron and Hermione walk in on a game of Spin the Bottle with some Slytherins. Taunt are thrown and the game begins with a very different ending than planned. One-shot smutty.

Hermione Granger makes the decision to return to Hogwarts for her final year after the Wizarding War has ended. Alone in this decision, she finds herself feeling very out of place until she finds solace with the most unexpected of students...Draco Malfoy.

As was the case in Hogwarts Ramshackle, I once again find myself having a dialogue with my characters. Interesting, but with one small problem—this time one of the characters is after my job! And it's none other than Draco Malfoy...

One evening, while bored, I decided to try talking to the characters I was writing about and they actually talked back! Here's what transpired in a very eventful conversation between myself, Hermione Granger, and Draco Malfoy...

"Harry! I am your father" said Snape in a low hard tone "WHAT?" yelled Harry in Shock "It's ok Harry, Snape's just had a lot of pumpkin juice to drink..." A complete Parody on the first book of harry potter!

"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"

Commentating on the first Quidditch game with Draco Malfoy isn't Hermione's ideal way of spending her day. But, of course, they're not even paying attention to the game much. "And lastly, the Boy-Who-Scored!" Pause. "Oh wait, he never 'scores'." One-shot.

We all have read them. The fanfictions we KNOW are awful but we read anyways. So here is a fanfiction with some of those horrific typos. It's okay though- I know you will skim right past them. DRACO/HERMIONE

This is a parody of the entire Harry Potter series, presented as a tweleve scene play.

Hermione falls prey to Draco after humiliating him in front of his housemates. Rated mature for torture, including rape.Please Review!

Hermione and Draco cannot stand each other, but they can't live without each other. Love and hate and everything in between. Song fic.

AU 7th book. As Voldemort continues to grow closer to winning the war, Hermione is captured. Tortured, violated, and abused, she is on the brink of insanity. Unfortunately for him, Draco's job is to feed the prisoners, including Hermione. Draco/Hermione

Now, Hermione understood the 'goody-two-shoes' role she had played for the better part of almost seven years. Hermione couldn't deny it any longer: she thought that the Slytherins were more fun. D/Hr, DracoxHermione. One-shot.

"Stop being so cheerful!" Severus barked out, pointing his forefinger at Draco in dire accusation. "Stop it! Now!" D/Hr, SnapePOV. One-shot, purely humorous!

"You have bruises EVERYWHERE." Ew. Granger, you're dead. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny

Draco's a space bound rocketship and Hermione's heart is the moon. Not a songfic but based on a song. Warning: character death, sensitive situations

What happens when Draco hears a rumor that Hermione cheated on him? And what happens... when it might be true? DM/HG one-shot!

/"I'm in love with you!" Draco erupted, that single sentence echoing around the entire lake. "I've been in love with you ever since I first saw you, and it's killing me! You say you're the smartest girl in school? Then how come you didn't notice this!"/

Draco/Hermione. Wedding night. Long and detailed. Pure lemony goodness :P ONESHOT.

He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr

Hermione's watching a Quidditch practice, when a certain Slytherin strolls up for a chat. DM/HG one-shot. Implied GW/BZ.

Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!

Hermione hated Quidditch Rotation, and the two men she had to treat just made it worse. A Cormac/Hermione/Draco oneshot.

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

Hermione comes home to Draco from a long day at work and realizes she has been neglecting poor Draco...how could she possibly make it up to him?

The way Malfoy was peeling that banana did strange things to Hermione's insides. Clutched in his hands, the half-naked banana looked slightly dirty and extremely indecent. Half smut, half sexual tension - all Dramione. Smutt, cursing and bad innuendos

Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner

What if Tom Marvolo Riddle was Harry's biological father?

Draco and Hermione's search for better fanfictions. The cleches we all cant help but love and the rediculouse fanfiction plots We re-read even after we know every possibility. The endless search for somthing original. You know what I mean.

another short 5min read about draco and hermione discovering fanfiction love cliches. as before your opinions rule, flames welcome and if you like this than check out part 1. dont need to read in order but mite be better.R&R

Fred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshot

Draco lists down reasons why he loves Hermione.

Ravenclaw Racketeers are a group of sly, underhand Ravenclaws who cause subtle trouble with their challenges. When Arcadia Morreno receives her first dare she is less than impressed to find herself tasked with seducing Draco Malfoy. But can she even do it

THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.

After beings dormmates for so long, Draco is desprate to have a taste of Hermione. Graphic sex scenes. Smut, Lemon. Rated M definatly.

Hermione finds Pansy about to jump off a bridge. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Pansy

What is the best way to drive your enemy nuts? Harry Potter thinks he knows. Unfortunatelly for him, he is not the only one. No slash. Warning- parody.

Hermione makes a bet that she can get laid by Draco Malfoy within a month. Ridiculously funny things happen. SMUTTY. HILARIOUS. Hermione/Draco, COMPLETE.

A parody rap to Ridin' Dirty, sung by Severus Snape.

Hermione is mad and hurt because Ron is with Lavender. She stays behind for Christmas. There aren't many students left but Draco is one. Will Hermione and Draco start something over a lonely Christmas Holiday? Will it go newhere after that? Plz read

In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?

Title says it all. The tale of his love. My friends like it so you will too!

3rd installment of “Serpent Fang” series. Hermione has joined the Order, but she can't tell Draco. Draco, loves his newfound freedom, but can't stand Hermione keeping secrets. With Voldemort still free will their relationship survive? Will they?

With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.

Hermione find Ron cheating on her and employs Draco to exact revenge. Seventh year at Hogwarts.No HBP spoilers. Rated M for language and possible adult content later.

Dumbledore has a premonition and uses a time turner to change the past. Sweet story about how Tom Riddle would have turned out if someone loved him. Tom R. and original character, Harry and Hermione. A bittersweet ending.

Draco Malfoy becomes Hermione Granger's personal slave. What could be better? DM.HG

ok, it's freaky but funny, it's based on Tupac's song hit em up, and it's basically a rap voldy sings to Harry, haha, enjoy :0

When Voldemort is defeated, the fragment of his soul still stuck in Harry drags the Boy Who Lived with it through time in search of another, complete version of itself. A time travel, Harry adopts Tom Riddle story.

There are some basic guidelines that each Slytherin has to follow. Of course I, Draco Malfoy, Slytherin Prince make up the rules... I am the perfect Slytherin, the only problem is that people might find out about her... oneshot

All you need to know when constructing a beautiful love affair between sworn enemies. [Parody] REPOST

This is a parody of a lot of DracoHermione cliches. I was reading the most horrible DraMione, and I just couldn't resist. So, here goes! R.R

COMPLETE! SEQUEL to Serpent Fang in the Lions Den It's now Draco and Hermione's final year at Hogwarts, and everything should be going fine. But when Lucius escapes dangerous things begin to happen. Will their relationship survive the year? Will they?

(COMPLETED) (AU) (Story told in Hermione's P.O.V) Insanity overwhelmed me as I accepted that ridiculous challenge, who knew one little thing can erupt into something so big? My first DracoHermione.

COMPLETE! It is Hermione and Draco's 6th year. They are forced to work on an advance potions project together, and soon they discover that something other than the potion is brewing between them. Please read and review!

The Trio, Draco, and Ginny find fanfiction. What do they think about it? Warning! Contains discussion of slash and sex and other disturbing topics!

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are asigned together for a Care of Magical Creatures project. The problem is, they can't stand each other. Or they think they can't... (FINISHED)

This is offensive. Ok. Now that that's over this is a really random AIM story about Hitler going to Hogwarts. Imagine that.

The Sorting Hat raps. Totally pointless!