Well, we're sort of self-explanatory. We write crack for fandoms. Yay. We will probably have some serious stories too, but most of our fanfics will probably contain quite a bit of crack. Yeah. Oh, and by the way, we're two people, not one. Thus the use of first-person plural.

SHIPS:

Ships We Will Defend Until Our Dying Day:

Zutara
Percabeth
Thalico
Amory
Tenth Doctor X Rose
Peetnis
SuFin
CuCan
GerIta
Sealand X Liechtenstein
Gandalf X Galadriel

Ships We Support But Could See With Others:

Tokka
Toko
Ty-Laang
Taang
Lazel
Jiper
DenNor
Aragorn X Eowyn
Faramir X Eowyn

Ships We Feel Apathetic Toward:

Mako
Legolas X Tauriel
Kaynie
Frazel
Sam X Rosie
Aragorn X Arwen

Ships We Strongly Dislike:

Kataang
Tauriel X Kili
France (Just France. He's a ship. We don't like him. Goodbye.)
Perco

Ships On Crack:

Klimpaloon X Giant Floating Baby Head
Iceland X Fridge
Gravity X Space (not from any fandom, in real life)
Cabbage Merchant X Cabbages
Weeping Angels X Daleks
Orcs X Legolas
Life X Death
Purquoise!