My name is M-... Almost got me there. LOL. I'm Tsubaki Takara the hidden ninja of the east. And my purpose here is to instill terror into the lives of children. OOOOOOOOOOOOOO... DELICIOUS... Just kidding!!

I'm around the age of 16 and 25. Guess! If you wanna find out call this number 02-... S your good. Are you psychic?

I'm a male with dark brown eyes, black hair and the looks of an angel. I'm beautiful baby. I like... hmmm, I'm hesitating... I like Anime e.g. Naruto, Bleach, Rozen Maiden, Mai-hime, Mai-Otome, HunterXHunter, Afro Samuri, Fate Stay Night, Shaman King, Excel Saga, Gunslinger girl, Gundam Wing and Elfen Lied, Manga, games e.g. Final Fantasy's 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.10-2. 11.12, Naruto, Bleach, etc, clothes and Tifa! If you don't like it TOUGH! She's beautiful and I'd love to rock her boat... assuming she owns one...and assuming she doesn't sink mine. Bad times.

I hate/dislike... people who copy, flamers, fools and my friends... when they beat me in games.

I'll put up a Kingdom Hearts fanfic as soon as possible but if you see a sentence written don't expect too much. Straight away at least.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ISRAELI, so I MUST be an Army Freak.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm ISRAELI, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think EVERY PERSON I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST be albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be gay and emo.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, Arle Nadja, GirlWaterShaman, ShadowBlueShane, Tsubaki Takara

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

This is Bunny. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile or signature to help him gain world domination.

We might be able to stop Flamers!

But I need your help!

It's obvious that flamers are really just immature people with nothing better to do. If you're mature enough to take a flame, ignore the flamer, and repress the urge to strike back, then copy and paste this in your profile, and add your name to the list: RoyalFanatic, Kitayl, GirlWaterShaman, Tsubaki Takara

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills regularily, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you think little siblings are annoying, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree that sugar is heaven, copy and paste this into your profile.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY! GIVE HIM FOOD AND WATER AND A HOME!

/( )_( )\ home! (")_(") \--/ food and water.

I SUPPORT THE BUNNY! (If you want to support the bunny look on flamesoul's profile!)

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

(o.o) Help Sephiroth rule the world! Copy this on your profile! (Hail Mother!!)

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~ pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you have every been in a website that is rated T when your only ten copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who is four and watches movies rated PG-13 copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever begged your parents for something so much they get frustrated and buys you the thing you were begging for copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like blue copy this to your profile.

If you been so annoyed than lectured by your parents which made you so angry and went to your room and got grounded on the very same day copy and paste this to your profile.

SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)!

even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Random Stuff:

Got this from goldeneye101, who got it from SU, who got it from MME, who got it from Aqua...

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Sephiroth

2. Tifa

3. Cloud

4. Aeris

5. Sora

6. Kairi

7. Riku

8. Namine

9. Roxas

10. Larxene

11. Axel

12. Yuffie

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

I will never read nor would I want to read a Kairi and Axel fic. (It would NEVER happen).

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

HELL YEAH!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Yuffie and Namine couldn't get pregnant, they could only make lovely Yuri love. Lol.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yep, the Forest of Screams by FluffyChainsaw, easy. I highly recommend this fic to everyone interested.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Tifa and Kairi would make a great couple in my opinion.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Sora/Roxas are basically the same person, and Sora/Larxene is strange pairing cause they wouldn't get along. (HUGE age barrier.) But I'd prefer Sora/Larxene.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I can imagine Tifa smashing Riku's lights out. Lmao.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Larxene attempts to use her charms to seduce Cloud but he only has eyes for Aeris. Larxene is heartbroken but her resolve is strengthened, what will she do now?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

HELL NO! Namine, maybe, Sephiroth, NO!!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

When Riku finally finds love.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I HOPE not. Otherwise I'll be Sing myself.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, but I know of someone who keeps a picture on their wall. FREAKY!!

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I like this triangle. But I dunno.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

My Sanctuary by Hiraku Utada.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: One-winged angel.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About a year ago.

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Sephiroth and Riku are in a happy relationship until Roxas runs off with Aeris. Sephiroth, brokenhearted (That is on a whole new level), has a hot one-night stand with Axel and a brief unhappy affair with Yuffie, then follows the wise advice of Sora and finds true love with Cloud. (This is one twisted gay trip, no offense. How ironic that he ends up with Cloud when they hate each other.)

What title would you give this fic?

Cloud 9

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I wouldn't mind but Riku would probably have Roxas after his head and Sora would go after Riku cause he's apart of Roxas. TWISTED!

Thanx for checking out the inside of my head. Be sure to use your psy powers again.