Dear Readers,

I like my stories deep. Deep and meaningful. I don't write to gain fans and reviews. It is for the pleasure and the joy of the ride. Sometimes my stories start off in the middle of shit; sometimes there is a need for build-up. I can't promise you that they'll be great (because then why would I be posting here instead of publishing and rolling in the cash?), but they'll be good time-wasters. They certainly were for me. I hope you enjoy reading as much as I enjoyed writing.

And to my Darling Reviewers,
I appreciate the time you took to tell me something. While I do write for my own pleasure, it helps to know your interpretation of my stories. If you have a critique post, I would prefer that you point out specific problems (their vs they're) instead of "you suck," because I'll never get better that way. And if you're taking the time to tell me how much I suck, you might as well tell me the "whys" and "hows" since you're already there.

Thank you, and enjoy the gibberish I'm passing off as work.

Sincerely Yours,
TheModernBard