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Information About Me: I am a HUGE Invader Zim and Jhonen Vaquez fan. Not only that, but I love bands such as Gorillaz and My Chemical Romance. What really go me started on my whole fantasy of writing was Tim Burton. I pretty much like anything with a good story-line, or anything with a good sense of humor. I love any movie that is stop motion, made by Tim Burton. Please feel free to chat with me through private messaging. I'm surprisingly on here often.

-Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed

February I smelled

March I ran naked with

April I jumped

May I ate

June I shot

July I danced with

August I loved

September I kissed

October I robbed

November I slapped

December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana

2 A homeless guy

3 A house

4 A mop

5 Barney the dinosaur

6 A sock

7 A stripper

8 My lover

9 My teacher

10 An iPod

11 A movie star

12 A phone

13 An angel

14 A drunk guy

15 A crack head

16 A pillow

17 A cat

18 A teletubby

19 A hobo

20 Paris Hilton

21 A dog

22 A bird

23 Elmo

24 A rock star

25 My toothbrush

26 A glass of milk

27 The kool-aid man

28 A French fry

29 A lesbian

30 An emo

31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.

Black Because the voices told me to.

Pink Because I wanted to.

Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown because I’m on crack.

Polka dots Because insanity is fun!

Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray because I’m cool like dat

Green Because big bird told me to.

Orange Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None Because the aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

I slapped my lover because the voices told me to-Heck yeah, I got a JtHM reference. XD

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You say Martians. We say Irkens.

You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.

You say backpack. We say PAK.

You say uprising. We say RESISTY!

You say stupid. We say 'advanced'.

You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!

You say ugly. We say big head.

You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song".

You say robot. We say GIR.

You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"

You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"

You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"

You say chihuahua. We say "MADNESS!!!!"

You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be? Skool

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date? Zim

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend? Zim because he acts like he is smarter than everyone even though he isn't.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate? I hate Zita because she is just straight out annoying.

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode? Backseat Driver From Beyond the Stars and Tak The Hideous New Girl

6. Your Favorite IZ Character? Zim Idk why though...

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest? Tallest Purple

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do? Pass out or act all epic like.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? Zim so i can watch him suffer listening to human music.

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? MIMI , he ( she ) could use his ( her ) rockets to fly us back to earth. Is MIMI a girl? O.o

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question? I'll say Sure... and walk away to my house slowly then slam the door and scream the deadly fangirl scream.

12. Favorite IZ Pairing? RaPr, I think it's pretty possible.

13. You and the Tallests are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!) And we eat doughnuts... yea.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? Dance with gir.

15. Favorite IZ Quote? You're Lying!

16. Favorite Zim Moment? When he bothers the Tallests for three hours straight... " my Tallests.. my Tallests... MY TALLESTS!!!!!!! "

17. Favorite Dib Moment? When he has a spasm attack after demonstrating why Zim is an alien.

18. Favorite Tallest Moment? " I was wondering when you would shut up on your own Zim. But, its been three hours... THREE HOURS!!!"

19. Favorite GIR moment? When Gir is building this sand thing on Mars and zim says " Hold on to something gir " Gir hugs himself.

20. Favorite Random Moment?

Zim walks through the door " MY bussiness is done! " Dib" what takes 3 hours to go to the bathrooom before lunch"

Zim" I had much to do SO MUCH " and while zim is in the bathroom " I shut it off gir you did good " he dissapears " Leave no evidance! " he blows up the stall and a little kid comes running out.

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