Hello readers. I'm happy you've found your way to my profile. Now I feel it only fair to warn you now that if the concept of an ItaNaru either scares you or doesn't ring any kind of bell then this is not the web-page for you, sorry. For those of you who will be staying I say thank you and hope that you will read my stories, give an honest review, and then possibly view some of the stories of others that I have found that must be shared with others. Also, as a side note, very rarely will I do stories that have anything to do with the Ninja background of the show, though it sometimes makes a good plot-line for stories. I must apologize in advance. I tend to rant when I talk about things I do or do not like and when I get on a roll it's like an ant trying to stop a ten-ton boulder. So I took the liberty of writing down a few things, that are Fan-Fic related, that send me into said fits of ranting, enjoy. I'm making Sunday my unofficial update day. It's not set in stone or anything but I want to make sure I don't become like Shika, lazy.

4/26/10 OK, I have now updated "Connections". I know it's a day late but yesterday they messed with a bunch of stuff because of time-outs or some crap. Anyway, thank you for waiting. I've had a long ordeal of writers jumping.(A term I have just now created.) Where your ideas jump to the more interesting parts that are coming. Well I had started writing chapter three before I started chapter two. As I explained though, that is not the reason my update was a day late.

6/12/11 I have now updated Connections and apologize for the waiting anyone may have done. Sorry. High school is freaking crazy but hopefully summer will be better.

Warning/Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Itachi, or any other characters from "Naruto" that are involved in my stories.(Though Kami-sama knows I wish I did. Long, heavy sigh) Oh well. I can still do Fan-Fics Yeah!

My Favorite pairings of ALL time(For those of you who don't know, the person who's name is first is who is mainly on top, and if you don't know what that means then, again, I urge you to leave lest you be scarred and your poor virgin eyes tainted.):

Itachi and Naruto(duh)

Itachi, Naruto, and Sasuke( Yah, a little love triangle is perfectly fine with me and don't be surprised if it appears in a story or two.)

Naruto and Sasuke (just as long as they're not completely OOC and Naruto is some buff giant and Sasuke is a wimpy little girl, Naruto can be dominant of Sasuke without him being a wuss.)

Sasuke and Naruto

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Other Pairs that can be seen:

Kyuubi and Naruto (I love Kyuubi with Naruto, though I do also like him as the protective older brother too, and these are some of the few Ninja based stories I will write.)

Kyuubi, Sasuke or Itachi, and Naruto (Like I said, Love triangles are fine but an Uchiha will be involved in all threesomes, deal with it)

Neji and Gaara

Itachi with either Kisame or Deidara( If I can't have him with one of these or Naruto then you can be sure he will be asexual and completely unavailable)

Naruto and Gaara or Gaara and Naruto(The same thing I like with Itachi is there and there is the added benefit of them already knowing each other in the main story-line)

Kiba and Shino (An odd pairing I know but my friend Rini Rose on here, and my good friend in real life, suggested it and though I was skeptical at first I let my mind wander and I already have a story brewing, watch in anticpation for "Connections" which will be the first story I will post.)

Kankuro and Kiba

Kakashi and Iruka ( These will always be a side pairing but they make great adoptive parents for Naruto or split guardians of Naruto and Sasuke and then they form one big happy family.)

Zabuza and Haku( they make a nice side pair and everyone knows they were together in the show.)

Kiba and Hinata(Kiba has a crush on Hinata in the main story doesn't he? Anyway they're one of the few heteros I can stand.)

Lee and Sakura(she has to be with someone and Sasuke or Naruto will not be it)

Gai and Lee (don't freak out this is just an idea, though an obvious one at that.)

Kyuubi and Shukaku (It's an idea I've mulled over and I like the possibilities.)

Kyuubi and Minato (It's a great idea, personally, that Naruto have them as parents. Besides, he'll need some, cough, awkward pause, advice, on relationships.)

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Pairs that I will never use in a story:

Naruto and Sakura (He may chase after her or even be with her but you can be damn sure that Itachi or someone else will swoop in and correct the problem, Sakura will accept Lee or possibly Sai or die lonely.)

Virtually any Heterosexual couple, besides Kiba and Hinata (They've gotten enough lime-light from every chick-flick ever made, give the gays their time to shine.)

Itachi and Sasuke (If they're in a threesome with Naruto, fine, but straight up incest is creepy shudder.)

Itachi with anyone besides Naruto, Kisame, or Deidara (I've said it before and I'll say it again. He will be with one of them or be chaste, period, end of sentence, goodbye, thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart)

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Things that I HATE WITH A FIERY HOT PASSION in stories:

Where Naruto is a girl (I mean seriously, if he was meant to be one, HE WOULD BE. Get your gender confused heads out of your butts and accept that Naruto is male. Humph.)

Do I even need to say about Itachi and my preferences on his pairings?

M-preg (In some stories I can stand it, like "The Chesire Cat" by Tanuki Mara, check it out on my Favorite list, but on most it's just flat out creepy. There is adoption for a reason.)

OMG, IDK, and all other retarded texting phrases(No guy actually talks like that. If they do then they need to be smacked; You can be gay without losing all sense of manly dignity.)

Mistakes with your, you're, their, they're, and there ('Oh no it's too much work to actually make sure my story is readable', p.s. Yeah readable is a word, I have a long story about it that I won't bore you with.)

Incestuous pairings ( just...eww.)

People who write stories that clearly did not learn english as their first language.( I understand that we all love Fan-Fics so much that we just need to write but please, do it in a language you know how to use.)

When characters are completely OOC,out of character for you new people. (It just irks me, sorry, wait you know what, no, I'm not, so there.)

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MY BIGGEST PET PEEVES EVER!!:

Massive Cliffhangers (Just ask my friend Rini-Rose, she goes to my school in real life too but that's a different story, she is the absolute QUEEN of cliffhangers. I hate her so much when she does that.)

One shots that give you a taste of a potentially great plot-line, then stop. (Again ask Rini-Rose, but not because she does it, I've ranted to her several times about this.)

When people mess up character's names(I understand that spell check doesn't recognize them but seriously, any moron can see that the name isn't right. In fact that leads into my next one.)

Shitty or no beta writers(Get a beta for Kami-sama's sake! And if you do have a beta, make sure they know what the heck they're doing! People don't want to be distracted by your crappy writing.)

People who rely to heavily on spell check(It doesn't solve all your problems people. Your spelling can be so retarded that it changes it to some word that looks like it, but isn't. I am so tired of seeing 'wondering' when people mean 'wandering'. Look up the damn difference, because they're is one!)

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I have found a list of odd and/or freaky words in my time reading stories and just living. This idea was inspired by the word Readable(See , like, ten lines up.) All definitions are from , my favorite website for figuring out what the hell you mean when you use weird words. I will also include my personal story of the word.

My Random, Unusual word bank:

Readable: easy or interesting to read. (My brother used this while doing his homework and my mom and I both said it wasn't a word, we were wrong.)

Drub: 1. to beat with a stick or the like; cudgel; flog; thrash. 2. to defeat decisively, as in a game or contest.( I accidentally typed this in word and it didn't mark it as wrong, my curiosity was aroused.)

Dulcet: pleasant to the ear; melodious. (From the story "For the Love of his Son". Since Kakashi used it to describe Sasuke's voice I thought it might be insulting, wrong. Damn you Kakashi, kidding.)

Indubitably: That cannot be doubted; patently evident or certain; unquestionable.(I've heard this from every movie with a British person in it. I now know what it means.)

Moniker: a person's name, esp. a nickname or alias.(This also from "For the love of his Son", just a later chapter. It was mentioned in reference to 'Legendary Sannin')

Egoistic: 1. pertaining to or of the nature of egoism. 2.being centered in or preoccupied with oneself and the gratification of one's own desires. (It's in the first two books of "Ouran High school Host Club". I thought it was a type-o but it showed up in both of them so I looked it up and shared.)

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious: used as a nonsense word by children to express approval or to represent the longest word in English.(This one needs no story, everyone's heard this.)

brunette/brunet-female/male: (of hair, eyes, skin, etc.) of a dark color or tone.(This and the one below it are related. This is the proper way to identify a person by their hair color. The one below was used once in that context and I knew it wasn't right.)

burnet: any of several plants belonging to the genera Sanguisorba and Poterium, of the rose family, having pinnate leaves and dense heads of small flowers.

This list will grow exponentially as I find new and exotic words to stupefy you with! I encourage you to send me any odd words that you find, please keep them tasteful, and I will consider adding them. P.S. If I use your word, your name will be put on it, =-)

There are probably more that I'm not thinking of now so these lists will change over time. Also, other than my absolute favorites, these lists are not in any particular order.