Hello there fanfiction readers. If you're looking for a good storywriter you've come to the wrong place... Hehe

So about me: I'm an androgynous figure; although if you read my stuff you'll be sure to figure it out... I think. Anyways, My hair is brown and I'm oddly skinny. Underweight apparently. *shrugs* I'm an amount of years old... Not lying, just not telling the whole truth! And I'm a hardcore otaku... I love pretty much any type of anime, and for some reason shows that have sadistic directors/writers and lots of gut-wrenching character deaths are also loved... I must be a masochist... (SHERLOOOOCK! DOCTOOOOR! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *disgusting sobbing*)

My favorite stories to write are adventure, romance, and crack. Lots and lots of crack!!!! I do get the idea for horror stories every now and then as well, I find those fun to write... They're usually gory... But yeah. I tend to either write super long stories that I procrastinate on forever... Or short little crappy oneshsots. I rarely post those... I do update... Sometimes... I'm more of a reader than a writer however, so don't expect the few stories I write to be any good. Oh well. Oh most of my stories will be AU by the way.

Parings I love: XS, B26, FV, 18D, 5701, 3387, 2796, 6959, 5666, 10051, G02, ADae, 79U, CLampo, LI, 9586/8695, 1120, 80W (Haha Just kidding... Or am I?) RLuce, 9904, 2377, 2759, R88, 10069, and... Yeah I THINK that's it... These are all from Khr. Read it, it's really good! I do love other pairings from other animes, but I'm too lazy to write them right now... Haha...

P.S. I write in UK english, which means that colour will be spelled as such, so on and so forth. Don't yell at me if things are spelled like that! =D

Stories I'm working on now:

'Blood of the strong'- Ok completely changed this. So now it's an AU fic, about three people who end up in a 'haunted mansion', because of gruesome murders that happened there years before. The three get the shit scared out of them, (by the murderers) and then other shit happens. (Because I don't want to tell you yet. Gotta read it...when I post it. Hehe.) Horror, twisted romance, (*cough* stockholm syndrome *cough*) sads, yaoi, character death, and gore. Rating: Possibly M? (I don't know what rating my gore will need...) Pairings: XS, 18D, B26, mentions of FV.

'Fix You' - Mammon (who is a guy...) is a well-known prostitute, famous for his high prices and flawless methods. The purple-haired beauty is known to be extremely greedy and uncaring as well, but when Fon comes along maybe he can change that... Rating: T (Or does prostitution count as M? PM me if you know please...) For suggestive themes and swearing, Pairing(s): FV for sure, most likely B26, 5666 and maybe a few others... We'll see... Songfic, based on the song '22 Acacia Avenue by Iron Maiden - It's awesome!! (Ignore the Coldplay reference in the title... I don't know...)

A couple oneshots will be popping up too... Gonna try and get two out for Halloween... The other TWO might be completed... Eventually.

O.k. So I got one out for Halloween! By completely neglecting my homework... *cries*

Yaoi fangirls, conquering the world one traumatized shounen fanboy at a time

The funny thing about this signature is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading.

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says: 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

I think a good product would be 'Baby Duck Hat.' It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.

I don't pretend to have all the answers, I don't even pretend to know all the questions... Hey, where am I?

(on a lecturer's door): The probability of finding me in this office is inversely proportional to the magnitude of your urgency.

IT BE MICKEY!!!!!

Don't piss me off - I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

There once was a time when everyone feared God and the Church reigned supreme... it was called the Dark Ages.

Black Sabbath BITCHES!

Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.

Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.

I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a million ants just to aim a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?

Please do not throw your cigarette butts on the ground, the turtles crawl out of the ponds and smoke them and we are trying to get them to quit. (seen next to a turtle pond on Paradise Island)

B2 Hamerschlag: We're the best freshman floor this year, and at the rate we're going, we'll be the best freshman floor next year, too.

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Albert Einstein

A lecture is a process where information is passed from the notebook of the lecturer to the notebook of the student without necessarily passing through the minds of either.

I don't mind if you sleep in class. Only, please do not snore. You are disturbing others who are trying to sleep. - Dr. C. Rao, UW-Whitewater

I want to die in my sleep like grandpa, not terrified and screaming like his passengers-Jack Handy.

i souport publik edekasion.

So many pedestrians, so little time! - Bumper sticker.

If you freeze to death and end up in hell... wouldn't you be really comfortable some point along the way?

I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me when they realized I was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the girl too scared to tell anyone about my true love for my best friend

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: Love.

Hi and stuff! Obviously my friend has

absolutely no idea how to write a profile description so I shall make an attempt at it for her even if I suck just as much. Blood and Moonshadows to the rescue! (btw go read my stuff)

Fav color: Green and Black. (And silver, bloodred)

Fav band: You expect me to pick?!

Fav couplings: Sirius x Remus (Harry Potter) because they are so freaking amazing and apparently Knuckle/Asari (Katekyo Hitman Reborn), also Amu x Ikuto (Shugo Chara!) and Inuyasha x Kagome (InuYasha) and ADae and G02 and 79U and 2759 and... a shitload of others.

Biggest idiot: Hotori Tadase (Shugo Chara!) FUCK YEAH!

So by the way I seem to assume that my best friend who is straight is in love with my other best friend (that would be me) and has decided to promote that in her KHR story (watch out for the end and see if you can pick out the couple that randomly puts two characters that the story has nothing to do about together) (actually im just a HUGE fan of ADae. but tht 2 lmao!) WRITE MORE ADAE FANFICS OR I SWEAR I'LL KILL SOMEONE!!!!

So thats it until I decide you need to know something else about G. Later! _

Lmao Thanks!! -The actual owner of this account