![]() Hi, my name's Khyati. I know my name looks weird. It's looked like that for as long as I can remember. I'm sure that it will eventually grow out of it...It's sort of said like Key-ya-tee. Yep. That's right. It's easier when you say it out loud. Well done! So yeah, it's nice to meet you. :) Umm I live in New Zealand, you know that tiny country at the bottom of the globe that everyone assumes is a part of Australia or Antarctica (someone actually did think that, I speak from experience), and if you haven't heard of us I suggest you Google us right away then save up for your trip here so we can sit under kowhai trees and eat pavalova! Of course you are confused you poor, poor uneducated child. I hope when you come back from your google searching you are more educated so we can have intense conversations on the All Blacks and kiwifruit! Fun! *note sarcasim* And of course before I continue I will warn you to brace yourself ( if you haven't already figured it out) for severe grammatical mistakes and if bad spelling makes you nautious, I sugget you restrain from reading any further than this. It's not that I'm horrible at english, I'm just tired and can't be bothered showing you all how literate I am since fanfiction doesn't automatically correst spelling mistakes like Word. I'm usually more precise with my writing though. Well, I joined fanfiction because a bunch of my friends have some really awesome fanfics on here, but I'm not sure if they want me to say their names... so let's just leave it at that. I haven't written anything yet..well I haven't published anything yet, but I do plan to do so later on in the future, I just don't have much time right now. I think it's terrific how people can post their writing on this website so others can read. I'd love to see my writing up here one day. So what else am I supposed to write? umm I'm female. I'm straight. I'm 98 years old. I own a computer. I'm writing this in 2011. The last line was a line but the stuff before was completely legit. Haha. I like to think that I am very rebelious, like how I'm writing up my profile right now whilst I have a major history thing due in a couple of hours. I knew that you guys were wondering why I've been hyperventalating since the begining of this, well there's your answer! Please don't ask why I am not doing my assignment now, because I really have no idea and I can't be fucked. That's me being rebelious yet again. I don't think swearing is a huge deal, I do it every now and then, and like to replace it with words like 'gay'. YOU STUPID PEOPLE WHO USE THAT WORD IN THE WRONG CONTEXT!! I am also a hypocrite since I actually do use the word 'gay' quite often but I'm tyring to quit. But using 'fuck' as an adjective is a habit that will take longer to die. Enough about words. I'm probably boring you. I love reading and writing. I read all the time but mostly just good books that I randomly pick off the shelves, or more often, are subtling placed in my hands by my friends. I have been beaten many times when I tell people that I haven't read the Twilight or Harry Potter series. But there's no way I can bet beaten now, so Ha! ...unless you decide to cyber punch me. You low lifes, I pity you. Picking on someone like me? You people must have incredibly low confidense levels and...sorry I'm getting distracted. I don't have much of an excuse for not reading Harry Potter, I just haven't, but twilight? That's a whole other story. Bottom line? It sucks. Pun unintended. I don't understand why it's so popular. How could Stephanie Myer muck up such a cliched recipe of greatness? A love story involving vampires and were wolves? I guess I just expected too much. And...God, I'll never understand; why the heck does he sparkle? Still there are a couple of good stories on this website, I'm sure some writers here could beat ol' Steph at a write off any day. WOOOO. You probalby don't want to hear about my rants but I'll tell you guys that I love Dan Bergsteins blogs on the books. You should google him too. Music. I. Love. It. I'm not too picky with my genres though I do tend to favour some more than others. I went through a My Chemical Romance phase last year and I still love them, I'm just not permanently fangirl anymore. I don't mind rap as long as I'm not forced to listen to it for more than 3 hours and the rapper isn't just a guy saying a lot of words really fast and to a boring beat. But who doesn't like Eminem? Hip Hop and R n B, if it's on the radio and is good stuff I'll listen to it. I'm not crazy though. I might have a bit of the Beatles on my ipod but I haven't gone through the entire Madonna/Elvis thing. Yet. I'm more into rock. I have Paramore on my ipod then at the same time I also jam to Owl City at times but I have to be eating toast for that to work out on Thursdays. Get it? Jam and toast and - forget it. That was lame. My friend got me into Tokio Hotel and some other German stuff like Cinema Bizarre and Kerli, and I admit that I like them too. What are you laughing at? There's also a bit of 3oh!3, adam lambert, all time low, avril lavinge, black eyed peas, boys like girls, enrique, fall out boy, good charlotte, greenday, katy perry, gaga, michael jackson, my chem, never shout never, panic at the disco, plain white t's, queen, sam tsui, short stack, american rejects, the ready set, the script, the wanted, and you me at 6. I'm sure i left out some people, but i can't be bothered using my brain. Or actually commenting on any of the above. though i will say: DOn't judge. I listen to stuff, and it doesn't effect you. Leave me alone. Typing that much has made me tired. I'm pretty much doomed for my assignment thing. I doubt you people (i assume you're all people, if not hello martians) want to actually know my entire life story or that my mum is calling me for dinner. :D Eh, this box is endless, I might add more another day. In the mean time how about we end this with a grin off. Ill start. :D :D :D :P :P :P :L :L :L :O :O :O :/ :/ :/ :) :) :) :F :F :F xD Buh bye martians! |
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