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Well hmn...let's start off with some of my quotes will we?

Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream. [voice wavering] Lieutenant Dan, ice cream.

(As if you couldn't tell where it's from...:D)

[Mickey calls for a bathroom break]

Mikey: Okay, this is the little boy's room, and that cave over there is the little girl's room. [Brandon heads to a different cave]

Mickey: Brand, where're you going?

Brandon: This is the *men's* room.

The Goonies

[Rodrick jumps out and shoves Greg's face into his armpit]

Rodrick: Three days. No shower. Smell the love!

Rodrick [to Greg: So, look: Mom asked me to give you some advice about middle school. It's real simply: don't talk to anyone, don't look at anyone, don't sit down, don't raise your hand, don't go to the bathroom, don't get noticed, don't choose the wrong locker, don't...Ahhh, who am I kidding? You'll be dead or homeschooled by the end of the year anyway."

Rockrick: No time-out. Only *death*.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Movie

...said Jace. "Because you live to torture me, don't you?"

"Not everything, Jace, is about you," Clary said furiously.

"Possibly," Jace said, "But you have to admit that the majority of things are." Clary resisted the urge to scream.

Jace raised an eyebrow. "Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her, you'll kill me?"

"No," said Simon. "If you hurt Clary, she's quite capable of killing herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons."

Jace looked pleased.

City of Glass

Sam: [on phone about Bumblebee] Um, yeah, Satan's camaro? It's stalking me!

Sam: Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?

[Bumblebee pours oil over Agent Simmons]

Agent Simmons: HEY! HEEYYY!

Optimus Prime: Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man!

Agent Simmons: GET THAT THING TO STOP, HUH?

Transformers (2007)


Things I like; Movies, friends, scaring people, eating candy, watching TV, Transformers, Vampire Diaries, Harry Potter, Life as We Know It(movie), reading books...writing...

Yeah, I'm pretty much clueless as what to write...

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You know you're addicted to humans when by hummergrey reviews
Transformers guard and protect humans but what happens when they become addicted to them? Or their ways? More than learning to sigh or deal with fast food. Cultural adaption enough to drive command crazy, Autobot and Decepticon. Movie verse and G1. Come join the fun.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sam W., Annabelle L., Barricade, Optimus Prime
Samantha Emerson by crimsonsky132 reviews
COMPLETE! One minor change can mean life or death to many, including our favorite Lost Boys. Marko finds out what love is. My first FanFic . Disclaimer: I don't own the Lost Boys.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,218 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/12/2018 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Marko - Complete
No One Left by crimsonsky132 reviews
COMPLETE! 10 years have passed since Brooke's parents mysteriously died, moving her sister and herself out of Santa Carla. Now 17, Brooke moves back with hopes that she won't end up like her parents. But what if she falls for the bad guy? Paul/OC
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,426 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Paul - Complete
Memories Are Trivial by Miss Syzygy reviews
A girl wakes up with no memory and four strange faces surrounding her. Judging by flashes of the past that hit her out of nowhere, she knows them. Each of them have affected her, as she has affected them. With new love and old posessiveness working as her roadblocks, she has to find out what happened and who did this to her. She has to make them pay. /INDEFINITE HIATUS/
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,466 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 12/12/2011 - [Marko, OC] David, Dwayne
Hysteria by Shadow In The Dusk reviews
Violet's nightmares have been forcing her to suffer ever since she moved to Santa Carla. It doesn't help that the Lost Boys won't stop harassing her. What happens when she finds a connection between the two? It might just cost her very life...
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,132 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Marko, Paul
Once A Weasley by Seasonal Dreamer reviews
After an accident with a Bludger, George has lost his memory. All of it. And Fred is determined to bring it back. Read and review please! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,902 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Love is Dead by Zayren Heart reviews
SEQUEL TO ENDLESSLY. Alaina thinks she made the biggest mistake of her life. Trying to change it, she has a lot of trials to overcome before she can truly be happy. Will she be able to do it? Sideswipe/OC Sides/OC Sunstreaker/OC Sunny/OC Read&Review
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,370 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 2/27/2011 - [Sideswipe, OC] Ratchet - Complete
Human by willshakespeare-immortalbard reviews
A crazed woman. A newborn child. A vampire walking the alleys of the "Murder Capitol of the World." My take on Marko's back story, and why he and Paul have the bond that they have. Rated T just for safety-there will be some vivid description later on, and there are some dark themes of neglect. And obviously they're vampires, so... Please read/review!
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Paul, Marko
The BOOK by Sweets5236 reviews
The Marauders have a special book filled with pranks, puns, and embarrassing moments. The 50th Marauder Duel between James and Sirius is a big part of it and the outcome is sure to be messy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by Mneme reviews
Of all the uses for fire, this is a teenage boy's favorite.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2012 - David, Marko, Paul - Complete
Dreaming Out Loud by Even.The.Stars.Refuse.To.Shine reviews
Love, hate... such a fine line between the two. I'd been brought up to hate vampires, and for my entire life I had. And then... I fall in love with one. But how can a vampire love me back? They can't love. Yet I was determined to prove them all wrong.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,243 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Marko, OC - Complete
Lily and James: The Early Years by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
I gently clicked it open. Inside was a picture of me…and James Potter. We were laughing into the camera, and his arms were around me, and my head on his shoulder. "He does have a heart, Lily. And it's full of love for you."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,479 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
The Other Potter by LunaInTheSky reviews
What would happen if Harry hadn't been raised by Lily's horrible family? What if James had a relative who was a witch, and was more than willing to take him in? How would his life change? Harry is raised by Julia, James's cousin, and Remus. not a couple
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - OC, Harry P.
Dusk by Eclipse.of.the.Heart1 reviews
People are strange, particularly the new Santa Carla resident. Popular, well liked, and secretive Eliana has captured the attention of David. But a relationship is never easy when both people are hiding something. David X OC. No Star/Laddie/Michael
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,162 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - David
A list made by Sam and Epps by LunarLacrimosa reviews
You know you're spending too much time with the Autobots when:
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Finding Family by TheSoundofEpic reviews
Annabelle Lennox is bored and looking for someone to entertain her. When everyone else is busy, she decides to bother a certain ex-Decepticon.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Annabelle L., Wheelie