Mihael Keehl has had a hell of a life. Rated for gore, drugs, murder, cursing and other adult themes. Manga canon. A biography, of sorts.

The multichaptered thing supposed to host all these things I have in mind that can't make it to a full oneshot or are the cut parts of my other multichaptered fics. Why this title? Because the crack I'll put here is what feeds my brain. It's alive, alive!

Lovestories aren't written. They just happen because there's ground to let them happen. Or maybe because some changes are possible... Matt, homophobic, Mello, gay, and the ground's giving in under their feet...

"Had the price of looking been blindness, I would have looked." Mello is always second best to Near, but when Near's albinism leaves him going slowly blind, he begins to rely on Mello in ways he never thought he would. MelloxNear

My very own Death Note collection of humorous fics! Latest chapter: Matt and Mello discuss the chemical implications of Wammy's House monikers. I do hope this idea hasn't been done before.

Near sees everything: right and wrong, light and dark, yesterday, today, and tomorrow. The one thing he didn't see was the very one that would change his life the most. Loosely based on the fairytale Snow White. Discontinued.

"15 million dollars!" "15? Does anyone want to go—" "25 million!" "25 million! Anymore? Going once, going twice, going—" "50 million dollars," a certain redheaded teenager announced, making the transaction come to a complete stop. "In cash."

Linda ponders the mystery of living, dreaming, and sleepwalking as relevant to Kira. Serious Linda, not ditzy Linda. A bit rough on the philosophy, but at least you'll come away with some fancy quotes to spout at impressionable people.

A god cannot die, but a human pretending to be god certainly can. Two little ficlets on Light Yagami's philosophy. A little plot in the first chapter. Guaranteed required use of brain, not much sympathetic nervous system.

Everyone's favorite fairytale adapted to Death Note! L bakes apple pie, Ryuk is a fashionista, Light gets poisoned, and the Grimm Brothers roll in their graves. This is actually a serious attempt. As in, not completely crackish. A two-shot.

After three rounds of Call of Duty, two pink Band-Aids, and one lesson on how to make Top Ramen, Matt learns that he can't do much without Mello. In fact, he kind of loses it. Funny One-shot. Matt/Mello.

He blinked once, leaned forward, and sunk his teeth into the flesh of her neck.

Near has never been hungry.

Mello had never told anyone.

A folded letter laid outside in the hallway of an apartment complex. In loopy handwriting, the first words were: 'Dear Santa...'

"I am not your backup." The words of the boy that killed me. The boy that was so far beyond my intelligence that...he went insane. AU

I live in a white hell, and with my arms bound tightly to my sides, there is no way to escape. Except of course, through death.

Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.

‘No’ is just two letters, but they're not the ones that plague him. L/Mello, for Jenwryn.

If L knew the byways Light's mind wanders, he would run. He would never stop running. And Light would never let him get away.

REPOSTED! Finally back after unexpected deletion. Yagami Raito had considered many possibilities arising from using the Death Note, but being handcuffed to a certain sugar reliant insomniac, and all that this entailed, was not among them... Raito/L.

Of grimy mirrors, new scars, and counterfeit Czechs.

This is a very dirty story. It's written first to be filthy and erotic; second to be suspenseful and clever; and, despite everything, all along the way with love. Also something for the L fans. COMPLETED.

Just when Light has the chance to kill L, he has second thoughts. New cameras revealed to him by Ryuk allow him to confess. Will L love him? Or hate him?

slight RaitoxL L invites Raito for a cup of tea after class.