Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!

COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.

Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HP

FINISHED. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.

The Forest of Dean is a dreadful place, and Ronald is dreadfully late. It's no wonder that Snape must step in, again, to make sure the boy doesn't get himself killed. DH spoilers, slash.

Bruce has been searching for a cure again, but Tony doesn't think the green guy is a disease. Abruptly, he's given everything he's ever wanted, and... well, it seems it's all more complicated than that. Eventual Science Boyfriends.

Darcy Lewis hated Norway. She hated S.H.I.E.L.D. for sending her and Jane there. It was cold, and there was no Internet or cell phone reception. Jane was perfectly happy to run the experiments S.H.I.E.L.D. wanted her to day and night, but Darcy was spending far too much time playing solitaire in her pajamas.

Bilbo Baggins discovers the difference between what he reads in books and the real thing. Thilbo Bagginshield.

ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.

Bilbo gets awfully uncomfortable being mothered by dwarves sometimes, other times it pays off.

The morning after some drunken shenanigans (Thor's fault). Darcy grows an extra hand and tries to solve the Mystery of the Tartan, and Steve gets one up on Tony.

Everyone has coping mechanisms; they're not meant to become our lives. Hulkeye slash.

Darcy Lewis may have a little crush. And a kink. Hey, it's not easy working for the honest truth Men in Black, a girl needs an outlet.

Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.

New to New York, Darcy was just trying to adapt and find her place when a stalker sends her right into the seat across from Steve Rogers, a stranger struggling with his own journey in life. In each other, they find both friendship and so much more.

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

Relocated against her will to New York, Darcy Lewis has to juggle working as an admin monkey for SHIELD, covertly finishing her degree and falling in love. Only one of these things is easy, and it's not the one that she thinks it will be.

Betrayed by his friends, Harry Potter finds himself thrown inside a muggle mental hospital, but is soon transferred to Arkham Asylum . It is here where Harry learns what true insanity is. Gotham had better watch out. Joker/Harry slash. Insane!Harry

A year after the final battle, select death eaters are given the chance to complete a "redemption program" where they must live without magic for six months under supervision. Harry is assigned to watch over a mysterious dark wizard who has been locked up in a secret cell at the Ministry since the battle. HP/LV oneshot.

He found him in a coffee shop, behind an innocent red door...

On the night of his birth, the Kyūbi is taken by Akatsuki and Konoha is sealed away for good. Sixteen years later sees Madara searching for the one to revive the Jūbi and conquer the world and the only people in his way are Itachi and Naruto. ItaNaru

Harry comes to a crucial decision, set in a world ruled by Voldemort dark themes homosexual relationship, I own nothing

A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.

There are bad first dates. There are horrible first dates. And then there is Harry Potter's first date with the Dark Lord... Humorous slash HP/TR.

It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall. ItaNaruIta. AU. Collab with Disgruntled Minion.

Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots

Everyone in the village takes a mate some life long mates some take mates just for the heat season. Naruto has never taken a mate because no one has ever wanted him, until now. PeinNaruto, Kemonomimi, Yaoi, MaleMale, lemons.

And branch apart, following wind and road; cross again, and sometimes run side by side. Harry roams. Fenrir ambles. AU.

Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

Gaara of the Sand needs a friend and the Dursley's have just given baby Harry away. It's a NarutoHarry Potter Crossover with a GaaraHarry pairing! Slash!

What the hell kind of pick up line is that, no wonder you never get any." The raven haired man sighed. "Oh really? Well, you're just jealous." Suigetsu huffed, "Watch and learn." pairing SuiNaru

Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon

COMPLETE. Casting off his haze of grief over his godfather's demise, Harry Potter decides it's time to take action. He won't be alone; Mad-Eye Moody, Emmeline Vance, Tonks and Bill Weasley will be there to help. Not to mention the entire DA. Harry/Bill.

ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry

Work out your own salvation through fear and trembling. The Veil is giving up it's secrets just in time to save Harry from himself. Post-HBP Harry/Sirius Slash. Set during Deathly Hallows. DH spoilers throughout.

Harry doesn't think his Godfather loves him. Sirius makes sure to prove him wrong. Christmas at Grimmauld place just got a whole lot better. Just a one shot filled with a bit of angst and mostly sex.

Harry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky? LVHP

Voldemort beats Harry, Draco gets to choose himself a pet. He chooses Neville. DM/NL Bad things happen and so is rated M. Don't read if you don't like it.

COMPLETE Following tragedy in England, Harry and Sirius escape to Tokyo. Harry attends the prestigious Ouran High School, intent on keeping his head down, but the limelight has a way of finding him. HEAVY EDIT/PARTIAL REWRITE LANDING IN LATE 2018 See profile for updates.

Mal can't get Jayne off his mind. Consequences ensue. Warning: explicit m/m slash! If this is distasteful to you, or it's illegal where you are, don't read.

Life is hard, but so is Naruto. NaruMinaNaru

Kimi-chan takes a look at his life and realizes how lonely he is. He finds the situation resolved in a rather unorthodox manner. Set before A Day With Watanuki.

Somehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.

Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.

In which Naruto has an incredible memory when it comes to touches and Kakashi thinks that Jiraiya corrupting Naruto is the cause of his former student’s extremely grabby hand. [KakaNaru]