This is how it works:
You're young until you're not,
You love until you don't,
You try until you can't,
You laugh until you cry,
You cry until you laugh,
And everyone must breathe,
Until their dying breath.

~ Regina Spektor

Hey all :)

I'm LJ, a teenage Ravenclaw with far too much free time. Most of the stuff I do in said free time includes reading books, writing stories based on books and drawing characters out of books (though sometimes, if I'm feeling really ambitious, I'll listen to a song and relate it to a book!). I adore coffee and books and music, particularly alternative artists. I also listen to a bucketload of country music because of my early childhood (though because of aforementioned childhood I now have a love-loathe relationship with Keith Urban), and enjoy listening to Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift. My idols and inspiration are in the forms of JK Rowling, Regina Spektor, Meg & Dia, Taylor Swift, Christina Parie, Hayley Williams, Lily Evans and Clary Fray.

I think that's far too much information for something no one's ever going to read so now I shall be off to go read more books.

xx Jassy

PS: I know it says I've only written four stories so far, but me and three of my friends wrote a Gallagher Girls fanfic together, and my friend has it on her profile. It's really really epic!!! :D (If I do say so myself) I wrote all the parts with Ash's POV, my friend KickAssChocolateLover wrote all the parts with Eva's POV, Brie wrote Molly's POV and Em wrote Rose's. Here's the link:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6535641/1/All_Is_Fair_In_Love_and_Firewalls

pretty please R&R!!!!!!

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~.*.~Friends are the sisters that God forgot to give us.~.*.~

To all of my wonderful sisters, thank you for putting up with me. You are honestly amazing people and I thank my lucky stars every day that I met each and every one of you. You put up with my weirdness, my babbling, my nervousness, my annoyingness, everything. No matter what obstacles we've had to slow us down, you've always been there for me. This is a tribute to all of my sisters whom I am forever grateful.

Sara, Aoife, Elissa, Imogen, Ashleigh, Eden, Sabine, Ness, Angela, Alana, Elise, Briie, Jorgie, Helena Ravenclaw, Beatrice.

And last, but certainly not least, my real sister. Thank you Lara for everything.

Random Awesomeness:

Top Five Favourite Bands/Artists In The Entire Universe:

1. Paramore (!!!!!!!!!!!)

2. He Is We

3. Taylor Swift (I know you a lot of guys are silently cursing me for this one, but I think she's epic, especially with lyrics.)

4. Regina Spektor

5. Meg & Dia

Top Five Best Books/Series' in the Entire Universe

1. The Harry Potter Series - JK Rowling

2. The Wicked Lovely Series - Melissa Marr

3. The Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins

4. The Echorium Sequence - Katherine Roberts

5. Halo - Alexandra Ardonetto

Top Five Most Awesomely Epic Purple Monkey Worthy Things In the Entire Universe

1. Music

2. Art

3. Literature

4. Drama

5. Peanut Butter

100 Ways to describe my life.

1) I don't have ADHD i just...do you like waffles?

2) If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

3) People are like slinkies. Basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

4) I have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be.

5) It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. (He he he-that's mee)

6) The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

7) I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

8) Jesus saves. Passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!!

9) Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

10) MY friends are cooler than giraffes. And giraffes, they're cool.

11) I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

12) You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh.

13) A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun!"

14) You know what? I just forgot. (That's me too ;P)

15) They never suspect the short one.

16) I'm going CRAZY! You want to come with?

17) When life gives you MELONS you know you're dislexic.

18) I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait. ~Me

19) Qu'est-ce que 'sup?

20) iTune you out.

21) If tylenol, duct tape, or a band-aid can't help, you've got a serious problem.

22) Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

23) Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?

24) Whoever said that nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

25) I've used up all of my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

26) Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?

27) People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was. =

28) I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.

29) Haha. Wait, what? (This is definatley mee)

30) You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

31) DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.

32) My spoon is too big...

33) AHHHHHHHHHH! Oh, it's just the toaster. Again. (Me again)

34) Team Jacob! Because REAL men don't sparkle. That's a little fruity...

35) Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

36) Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...

37) If my calculations are correct...slinkies + escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!!

38) Insanium in the cranium dawg!! (that 1's 4 u molly!

39) Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

40) "To be is to do"

~Socrates

"To do is to be"

~Sartre

"Do be do be do."

~Sinatra

41) I'll have a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go please.

42) Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke POKE! I'm so winning.

43) Superhero: glares at assistant

Superhero's assistant: stares sullenly at floor

Superhero: I am the superhero. I make the wooshing noises. (his cape...get it?)

44) Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, they die.

45) I speak whale!!

46) When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and sit back while the world wonders how you did it.

47) Of all the people I know, you're one of them.

48) Do you think it's because we're awesome? I think it's because we're awesome.

49) Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

50) Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me...

51) Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.

52) Im not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

53) ='( you eated my cookie?

54) nananananananana BATMAN!!

55) Careful, you may end up in my novel.

56) Shun the non-believers!!

57) Tu madre. You just got burnt in spanish.

58) Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

59) Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

60) So my friend texted me asking what idk meant so I said i don't know. She texted back saying OMG NO ONE KNOWS!!

61) Don't make me go all crazy white girl on you!

62) "Sorry that was my last piece of gum": biggest lie in America.

63) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

64) We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

65) Im not as random as you think I salad.

66) Dislexics UNTIE!!

67) It's okay pluto. I'm not a planet either.

68) Bom chicka wah wah!

69) Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowly is sounds like green beans? (He he he, my sister actually believed that. She spent a whole hour trying to do it)

70) Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme?

71) Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.

72) God made men first then...He had a better idea!

73) Without ME you're just AWESO

74) If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

75) A snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off goldfish!

76) Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

77) I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

78) I have ADOS; Attention Deficit Oooh...Shiny!!

79) BFF!

p.s. I mean forever. You're never getting rid of me ;-)

80) Smile it makes people wonder what you're up to. :-)

81) I is a collage stoodent.

82) Wanna hear a joke?

...miley cyrus.

83) On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin.

84) If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

85) I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicatd. Haven't they met themselves?

86) I see no good reason to act my age.

87) Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls. (Mee too)

88) Everything happens for a reason...except for clowns. I mean seroiusly, what the heck?

89) Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

90) Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated.

91) At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep huh?

92) Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

93) Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos?

94) (On a sign at a chinese restaurant...) No! We no see cat of yours. No more ask please.

95) Making us all wish we were blind:Speedo.

96) Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades.

97) If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

98) I ROCK! Guitar hero told me.

99) I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

100) Who's "she" and why does she keep saying dirty things

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Found this one someone's profile and thought it was epic so yeah :D Works with any book/series

Mortal Instruments*

Who introduced you to the series?

Found it in the library :D

What are one of your favorite quote out of the three books?

"I don't want to be a man" said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people." bahaha

Which book is your favorite?

City of Glass :D

What is your favorite Jace and Clary moment?

In COG where Jace is watching Clary sleeping

What is your favorite Magnus moment?

"We came to see Jace. Is he alright?"
"I don't know," Magnus said. "Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?" bahaha

What is your favorite Simon and Jace moment?

" Guess what they say is true." said Jace "There are no straight men in the trenches."

"Athiests," said Simon furiously. "There are no athiests in the trenches."

Oh Jace. ahaha

What is your favorite Simon moment?

"Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you. -Simon"

OR

Discussing band names ahaha

What is your favorite Alec and Jace moment?

"Just because you said dragon demons were extinct..." [Alec]

"I said mostly extinct." [Jace]

"Mostly extinct is not extinct enough!!!!!" [Alec]

" I see. I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'mostly extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He likes them really really extinct.'" [Jace]

Who do you like more?

Jace or Clary

Date: Jace (duh)
Friend: Clary (:

Alec or Magnus

Alec all the way!

Isabelle or Clary

Clary

Alec or Isabelle

Isabelle

Shadow Hunter or Mundane?

Shadow Hunter

This or that?

City of Bones or City of Ashes?

City of Ashes

City of Ashes or City of Glass?

City of Glass

City of Glass or City of Bones?

City or Glass

City of Glass or City of Fallen Angels?

Ew, City of Glass straight off.

-If you want Jace and Clary to end up together, post this!

-If you want Jocelyn to end up with Luke, post this!

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Poker Face – Lady Gaga

Waking Up: Happily Ever After – He Is We

First Day At School: Decode – Paramore

Falling In Love: Times Like These (Acoustic Version) – Foo Fighters

Fight Song: Shelter – Birdy

Breaking Up: Fingers – Pink

Prom night: Radio Ga Ga - Queen

Life: Forever and Ever – He Is We

Mental Breakdown: The One Thing I Know – Kate Miller Heidke

Driving: Paper Aeroplane – Angus & Julia Stone

Flashback: Bullet With Butterfly Wings – Smashin Pumpkins

Getting back together: The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill – The Beatles

Wedding: Vertigo – U2

Birth of Child: Red Wine Lips – Lisa Mitchell

Final Battle: Something Good Can Work – Two Door Cinema Club

Funeral Song: Our Song – Kate Miller Heidke

Final Credits: Rhythm of Love – Plain White T’s.

Quotes:

"Thankyou for supporting music, because, I guarantee, there has not been one point in your life, happy or sad, where music has not supported you." -Hayley Williams

"People haven't always been there... but music has." -Taylor Swift

"Don't weep tears in which no-one finds pleasure. Cry a melody in which everyone might." - Anonymous

"A painter paints pictures on a canvas... But a musician plays music on silence." - Anonymous

"Life isn't about how to survive the storm... it's about how to dance in the rain." - Taylor Swift

"Never believe anyone who says you don't deserve what you want." -Taylor Swift

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you truly stand." - Hayley Williams

"When we think we know people inside out and we think we know what's best for them we should try to remember we don't even know what's best for ourselves." -Heyley Williams

"I don't think you understand how much I love plaid." - Hayley Williams

"I'm walking on sunshine... WOAHOH and don't it feel GOOD! Hey!" - Katrina and the Waves

Yeah. Au revoir ma petite champignon.

And yes. I did just call you a mushroom. :)