Now that Scorpius is well into his twenties, he shouldn't be bothered by Hugo's presence. His prominent red hair. His cute freckles.

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

Oliver's a naive, adorable, intriguing little boy who is finally moving into the Vocaloid Mansion, he can't wait to see his family Sweet ANN, Big AL and Yohio after waiting two long years. But there is also another boy he can't wait to see, and that is Kagamine Len! When he gets there, Yohio and Lui greet him, but Len didn't, which saddened him. Will Len warm up to Oliver soon?

Scorpius Malfoy wishes someone would notice him. Scorpius/James; Scorpius/Albus

Modern Sugar Daddy Au! Eren is a typical struggling college student. One night he runs into a handsome stranger. But when this stranger starts to casually throw money at him, Eren comes to an agreement: having a pampering sugar daddy may not be the worst thing. Levi/Eren, with some Jean/Eren (it's riren-centric though). Rated M for language and smut

Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years; Harry is assigned the cold case and slowly becomes intrigued by the memories he investigates. Eventual HPDM.

Nico di Angelo's not sure why Lou Ellen and Cecil are laughing so hard. What's so hilarious about an Aphrodite camper trying to charm Will Solace? Nico doesn't find it funny at all. In fact, the whole situation makes him feel kind of bitter. Luckily, Will Solace isn't very interested in Aphrodite girls, love magic or not. / Post-BoO, Solangelo. /

Fairytale based AU. Eren is the son to a poor farmer's wife. But a run-in with a cursed prince leaves him working as a slave in a palace. LevixEren/Ereri/Riren. Now rated M for some light smut in later chapters.

Akaito is a neko and Kaito takes care of him. Akaito wants Kaito, but Kaito thinks he just needs a mate since all he ever sees is him. So Akaito is trying to make Kaito believe how much he actually loves him. I dedicate my first fanfiction (and lemon) to my favorite couple, Akaito x Kaito! So I hope you enjoy!

Len never really had anyone in his life. Sure he had many girlfriends, but he didn't ACTUALLY have any feelings for them. He was fine being a loner though. It was better than sharing his precious time with people who made him bored. Suddenly though, this new kid was trying to make friends with him. How come he didn't mind? OLIVER X LEN

When Oliver comes to live in the Vocaloid mansion, he meets his inspiration, Len Kagamine. What will conspire between the two young boys? OLIVER X LEN!

Eren is out of the dungeon and has his first lesson on endurance and obedience with Levi. Rated M for Smut and boyxboy action.

Harry gets slutty when drunk. Draco tops. Hard slash, PWP.

Len and Oliver. Two tsundere shotas that both DETEST each other. They can't stand each other, they compete about how much fame and fangirls they have, call each other names, get into fights, but under all that hate, could there slowly be love blossoming? Read this hilarious story that's guaranteed to make you fall in love with this under-rated couple in a heartbeat! R/R

It was the most pathetic 'shy and awkward student falls head over heels for the impossibly fit Quidditch captain' cliché all over again, and Scorpius was kind of alright with it, because, well...there really was nothing he could do about it. ONE-SHOT. MATURE CONTENT ETC.

It's Valentines' Day in Mrs. Swift's kindergarten class and her little witches and wizards are eager to celebrate it with their special someone. LW/RG, AD/GG, RW/SD and ASP/SM.

Albus and Scorpius are stuck working on a holiday. Luckily, Albus knows a way to make things more interesting. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN, ETC.

HPDM. Snape's point of view. HBP!AU. Dumbledore is worried, but Severus has good news. Well, it's good for him. For Harry and Draco? Not so much. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing

One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.

Two years after their break up, Harry and Draco meet again under familiar circumstances: Draco is in danger, Harry saves him. SLASH. HPDM. Post-DH. EWE. Flangst.

Draco knew the day he became a Death Eater that he and Harry would cease to be. Now it was time for him to make sure that it ended before Harry found out the truth. Reviews please!

Famous or infamous, it can be hard living in the shadow of your parents in the wizarding world. Which is why it's all the more important to choose your school friends carefully, or to be accepting when they choose you. Next-gen, SM/ASP, written in 2007

- "Why do you keep sneaking out of here when I'm sleeping? Like I'm some one night stand you're ashamed of?" - Harry has to figure out what he wants before Draco gets sick of waiting.

Albus and Scorpius are shocked to wake up in a bed together naked. How did they get there and why can't they remember? Sorta a continuation of 'A Bone To Pick' but can be read on own.

Albus Potter can't see a thing without his glasses, including the identity of the man who's come to take advantage of that fact.

AU; EWE; Veritaserum and snogging and, er, ah, why ruin something that works?

Albus Severus/Scorpius, all grown up and trying to be Aurors. I was looking for something else and discovered I hadn't posted this. Whoops. ALL MATURE CONTENT ALL THE TIME.

All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.

James makes an unexpected announcement at a family Christmas dinner.

When Scorpius's parents split up, his mother takes him to live in France, and he transfers to Beauxbatons, just after Albus has discovered how much he fancies Scorpius. No mature content OMG WHAT?

Hogwarts-Era. The marauders play a silly game.

Remus lands in detention and improves his knowledge of magical plants. Remus/Tentacles, Remus/Sirius.

When Blaise Zabini can't have the object of his affections, he starts looking for a substitute. To his surprise, Zacharias Smith turns out to be a better choice than expected. DON'T JUDGE ME, JUST TRUST ME AND READ IT. It's CUTE. Yeah, mature content.

The things Draco wouldn't do to get in Harry's bed. H/D.

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

In which Draco is petulant, Harry is amused, romantic gestures play havoc with the Statute of Secrecy, and everyone wants to steal some of Draco's hair. Fluffy, ridiculous Harry/Draco SLASH, rated for language and non-explicit sexual situations.

Albus/Scorpius SLASH. Oneshot. Al and Scorpius are best friends. Scorpius gets a girlfriend. Al is jealous. Al gets a girlfriend. Scorpius is jealous. FLANGST. Girlfriends are dumped. TRUE LOVE. Lots of fluffy, angsty randomness on the way. Typical ASS.

Gellert had never been interested in getting up close and personal with anyone. But then one night he sneaks into Albus's room to talk, and winds up thinking maybe it wouldn't hurt for Albus to teach him a thing or two.

At the age of five Albus and Scorpius meet up at a Halloween party, neither knowing who the other is. Things get a bit complicated though, when Albus mistakens Scorpius for a girl.

When they end up in the infirmary together Albus and Scorpius have a conversation that leads to some really unexpected secrets revealed.

Drarry - Twoshot After years filled with failed relationships, a bit of porn and some friendly encouragement help Harry to discover who he really wants. Warnings for slash and explicit content.

COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.

It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.

Scorpius Malfoy is happy with his orderly life and his new teaching position at Hogwarts, until a chance encounter with Albus Potter. Yeah, this contains mature adult content and slash. As usual.

Love is whatever you make it to be.

Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.

What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

After being disinherited, Draco thinks that Harry and he are quite poor, but he is in for a big surprise. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again. Flangst, Draco Malfoy's character study. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry reflects on his last year at Hogwarts, frightened that the happiness he had found would be taken away from him. Romance, Flangst. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Draco must face the fact that Harry's little companions hate him. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Kingsley tries to help Potter. And he succeeds. Sort of. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Draco worries that due to his unforeseen predicament, Harry won't find him attractive anymore. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT. Humour.

The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.

As all vampires, Draco is afraid of sunlight. Parody. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot. Tongue-in-cheek Twilight references.

Harry is cruel and Draco has had enough. He will make Harry end this. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.

Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!

After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.

Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.

Draco struggles to find his place in the new world, but in order to succeed, he must open his eyes. Flangst. Slut!Draco? An attempt to do a character study of a slut!Draco? HPDM. SLASH.

Harry hunts his prey. Parody. Vampire!Harry. HPDM. SLASH.

After finding out that he is a veela, Draco Malfoy embarks on a journey of self-discovery. With the help of leprechauns, ghosts, old friends and enemies, will Draco find and follow his guide to his one true love at the end of the rainbow? Slash. HPDM.

Harry Potter has a secret admirer. Oh, who could it be? HPDM. Slash. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. Oneshot.

Draco Malfoy is a vampire. Harry likes it more than he is willing to admit. This is a dark tale of Draco's vampiric ways. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Due to a psychopath on the loose, Draco gets another chance to contemplate Harry Potter's Gryffindor nature, and concludes that Potter needs some saving as well. DMHP. SLASH. Oneshot.

Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

HD slash AU After the events of HPB, Harry begins receiving curious letters from Draco Malfoy.

Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH

Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...

Summary: How was it? HD Complete

Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.

Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.

{{COMPLETE}} Harry innocently triggers a barrage of absurd rumors in Hogwarts. When it reaches Draco, the Slytherin decides to spring a surprise.