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Pure by xxxkia reviews
When Astoria blesses Draco with an heir, he lays the world at her feet. But through an accident he finds out a well kept secret regarding his son that makes him question the child's maternity. Draco tries to find out how Astoria had managed to give him a child that was obviously his but definitely not hers. Who is the real mother of his son?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,274 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 10/24/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Betwixt by RegretfulHero reviews
Unconvinced by Harry that Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater, Hermione takes it upon herself to confront him in the Room of Requirement and discovers the Vanishing Cabinet. [HBP Divergent - HG/DM]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,119 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 3/11 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W.
Obsessed by MalfoysMuggleMrs reviews
Hermione Granger's life becomes plagued by a violent stalker. Per request of the Ministry, Britain's brightest war heroine seeks refuge inside the one location where she's entirely untouchable. (**WINNER: Dramione FF Spring Awards for Best Hurt/Comfort Fic**) UPDATED SPORADICALLY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,275 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Astoria G., Daphne G.
Tough Nut to Crack by ThePreciousHeart reviews
Four stories I wrote about Nux and decided they were better off combined into one. They detail his desire to make something of himself despite his illness, the shame of his failure on the Fury Road, and his gradual connection to his new allies.
Mad Max - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,719 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2018 - Complete
Old Flames by virtualfindingsdocumented reviews
Kit runs into Olaf during a mission.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2018 - [Kit S., Count O.] - Complete
Bargaining by OtterAndTerrier reviews
[COMPLETE] "Listen, I know it isn't what you want to hear but have you considered apologizing?" - Luke mediates between his two very stubborn friends. (pre-ESB)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2018 - [Han S., Leia O.] Luke S. - Complete
The Morning After by KnightedRogue reviews
Leia is braver than she ever thought she could be on the trip to Bespin. Special birthday gift for Justine Graham. Rated for language and mention of adult themes.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2018 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
The Facts Are These: Season 3 by MustafaSuzzivan reviews
Picks up where Season 2 was so cruelly cut off. Telling the untold tales of Chuck and her aunts, Ned and Olive, Emerson and Lil' Gum Shoe, Charles Charles and Papa Pie Maker. Not to mention Dwight Dixon, Randy Mann and The Intrepid Cow...
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,940 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Ned, Olive S.
It's a pocket knife, not a gift from God by PastelYellow reviews
They would still talk on the phone almost every weekend, just like they used to in high school, and she would complain about the idiots in her classes. Then one day, it all just stopped. [With their teenage years left behind, adult life delivers gut punch after gut punch to Duncan and Courtney's already unsteady relationship.] [Inspired by the song The Broken Ones by Dia Frampton]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2018 - [Courtney, Duncan] - Complete
Why Not? by virtualfindingsdocumented reviews
Sunny is mature enough to understand everything, and to form her own opinion. [Post The End, ignoring Chap. 14, Olaf lives AU]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2018 - Sunny B., Count O. - Complete
Spilling Guts by Tales To Tell reviews
After several weeks, Sherlock finally seeks out Molly to apologize for the events in The Final Problem. Unfortunately, she is more attentive to a corpse.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2018 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Beneath a Different Sky by In Dreams reviews
Draco Malfoy fled England following the Battle of Hogwarts. Twenty years later, he reconnects with Hermione Granger in the unlikeliest of places. Written for the Dramione Fanfiction Forum's 20 Years Later Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,492 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/2/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Battle With the Heart Isn't Easily Won by Goddess of Cliffhangers reviews
An arranged marriage between two imposing forces with more depth and old wounds than any of the other gods realize. Will they learn to appreciate the qualities in each other that could heal them? A romance.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,318 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/29/2017 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Aphrodite, Hephaestus
Penthesilea by KuriQuinn reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was born in battle, and expects to die there. If the only difference he can make is to take as many of the enemy with him as possible, so be it. But one day, a chance encounter with an enemy warrior will alter the course of his destiny and that of his clan in ways he would never have imagined… [Warring States AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,954 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 7/27/2017 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Something Blue by attica reviews
"Newt! I'm so happy you came," Tina exclaims, immediately getting to her feet, her smile wide and her dark eyes dancing. Newt rests his weight back on his right heel, overwhelmed by the vibrato of his racing heart. A man stands up next to her, broad-shouldered and grinning. "This is Charles," Tina gestures, and Newt feels his pulse staccato through his legs. "My fiancé." Newtina.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,812 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/28/2017 - Published: 7/27/2017 - Newt S., Porpentina G./Tina - Complete
Always Did My Duty by Jlovesallfandoms
"And when Brandon was murdered and Father told me I must wed his brother, I did so gladly, though I never saw Ned's face until our wedding day. I gave my maidenhood to this solemn stranger and sent him off to his war and his king and the woman who bore him his bastard, because I always did my duty." A retelling of Catelyn Tully and Eddard Stark, starting at Robert's Rebellion
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2017 - [Catelyn T., Eddard S./Ned]
I Am Jack's Broken Heart by Kyonomiko reviews
Draco returns to Hogwarts for his final year, unknown to nearly everyone. Through a magical mishap, Hermione Granger discovers his secret. She just gets the secret really wrong. Dramione EWE. Dramione Fanfiction Awards Spring 2017 and Granger Enchanted Awards 2017 Finalist
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 4/10/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
Nothing Gold Can Stay by NoFootprintsInSand reviews
Her dreams of him are always mute, silent as the falling snow.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Friendship, Family, and Other Foregin Concepts by Kiss of the Breeze reviews
A night in the Nuñez house turns introspective. Claire learns a bit more about Changelings.
Trollhunters - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2017
Lord Banchory and Lady Ravenclaw by looneylizzie reviews
It didn't take long for history to forget Lady Helena Ravenclaw or Lord Burke, Baron of Banchory.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2017 - [Bloody Baron, Helena R.] Rowena R. - Complete
Dreams of Requirement by Kyonomiko reviews
The Room of Requirement has a remarkable ability to give you what you need, even if you're unsure how to ask. Draco needs to hold himself together. Dreams seem to be all he has. 6th year A/U Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,073 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Crumple by MissiAmphetamine reviews
As the war rages on two years post-'final battle', Hermione is captured by the other side and Malfoy is the only hope she has of surviving. ["Granger?" His voice is urgent, but she just sits there and breathes for a moment, feeling violated and still radiating pain, her eyes staring blindly at the cell wall opposite her, her brain frozen in what she thinks dully might be shock.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 93,903 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
If You Go Out In The Woods by AvisPatronis reviews
It's the year 2000, two years after the battle of Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy was given a choice, become an informant against the remaining Deatheaters or see the inside of Azkaban. Now his life is in jeopardy and he's been sent into hiding with one auror who can protect him. If they can only learn to stand each other, that would probably help. Epilogue Non Compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,505 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Girl Behind The Flames by michiev reviews
Lilith is going through some stuff
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Brick, Lilith, Claptrap, Athena
Before Afterwards by Colubrina reviews
Draco and Hermione have been talking about nothing important, carving out trivial space during their 6th year of school in order to escape from the looming war, when, one night, they break the unspoken rule to keep it light. ONE SHOT. Dramoine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 109 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
bitter sweet by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: When I finally came, it felt as if I had been flayed open, spine exposed, a cachet of fireworks set off in half-second increments along my vertebrae as he murmured my name so reverently I could not help but think that there must be some magic to it, to me, to him. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Made of Stone by Lawson227 reviews
One-shot inspired by the final scene between Don and Liz at the conclusion of "The Stewmaker." Their dynamic this episode—who knew? And who knows what the devious writers will do, so until they dash our hopes, this little one-shot.
Blacklist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2013 - E. Keen, D. Ressler - Complete
Fixing Reichenbach by Minirose96 reviews
After Sherlock's fake death, he and Molly discover that Moriarty lives as well, and he's already started a new game. Together, they work to bring him down to protect the ones they hold dear, and learn new things about each other and themselves. Only one can live, but what happens when the game draws forth feelings Sherlock didn't know he had? Robin Hood Theme. Contains Non-Con.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,976 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] J. Moriarty - Complete
Forsaken Love by fairmaidofkent reviews
Narcissa Black was certain her life couldn't be more perfect. But what happens when a single letter tears apart everything she's been building for the past six years of her existence and forces her into a new, seemingly bleak and empty life? Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 113,648 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
In The Next Room by AsteraceaeBlue reviews
"Moriarty saw the others, but he didn't see you – the invisible girl. When in fact, you are quite palpable. And intrinsic to the success of all I have planned." Post-Reichenbach mystery, angst, and Sherlolly
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,108 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Night and Day by Canidae reviews
An expansion on the implied-but-untold story of Gale and Madge.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 129,053 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Gale H., Madge U.
Independence Day by bladecatcher86 reviews
I grew up to be a tech geek, but when I was a kid I idolized action heroes. Being one probably isn't as cool or glamorous as movies make it look – or as easy as Lara makes it look. But I'll do anything to impress her now. Anything. [Alex POV. Major 2013 reboot spoilers. Rated M for strong profanity and violence. One-sided Alex/Lara – or is it?]
Tomb Raider - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,272 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Alex Weiss, Lara Croft - Complete
The Soldier, the Corporeal and the Sirenide Rosso by Gael Grimm reviews
I posted "Siren Skin" as a follow up to this story but I realized I never posted the first so here it is. Enjoy! Lilith has traveled with Brick for a long time and they aren't what they used to be. Joining up with the other Vault Hunters has changed something about her, especially being around Roland. Rated M for Language and inferences.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Lilith, Roland, Brick - Complete
Lemon Cakes by MarciaRebafan reviews
Of duty, pastries, and Ned Stark's brand of charm.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Catelyn T., Eddard S./Ned - Complete
The Good Wife by MarciaRebafan reviews
'But the bedding was part of the wedding, and the wedding was her duty; there was no room for cowardice where duty was concerned.'
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Catelyn T., Eddard S./Ned, Jory C., Brynden T. - Complete
Cold by MarciaRebafan reviews
'A burning cold and snow on the ground; that was all she could see when she opened her eyes.' Post-Red Wedding. Spoilers for ASOS.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Catelyn T., Eddard S./Ned - Complete
Bring Out Your Dead by riptey reviews
W.I.P. - Lucius Malfoy is dead, but it's a secret. Draco only has to hide it for a week, and the Ministry can't keep their noses out of his business - namely, Hermione Granger. Even worse, his own house wants to kill them both. - DMHG/EWE/dark comedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,831 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Book 1: Wake Up Call by Kei Jones reviews
Jacob finds himself torn between his desire to find Leah and the need to protect La Push from a gang of vengeful vampires. Slowly things are changing for the La Push wolves as everyone gets a wake up call.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 159,053 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Cornerstone by Long Tongue Liar reviews
Selina and Bruce have kept away from each other as much as possible after learning each other's identities. But one night when Selina finds herself in trouble, Batman swoops in to save her, more broken than she last saw him.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman
Constrictor by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot. Draco isn't really that bad of a person-not anymore, that is-but try telling him that. It's going to take a lot of convincing. DMHG, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Extra Dividend by Medea Smyke reviews
He loved her, he just couldn't stand her. Gale explores the perils of answering personal ads, working over Madge Undersee, and tracking a criminal. Also, there's cake. MadgeXGale, post-MJ AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,665 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Madge U., Gale H. - Complete
Sour by xJasmine reviews
The Omaticaya began life anew, but one young Na'vi still wishes for Eywa to answer her prayers. Yishat is cursed with the life of a home tender, unable to wield a bow. What exactly has Eywa planned for her? Tsu'tey x OC, Jake x Neytiri
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,830 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Tsu'tey
Shadow of the Hawkman by Xanderlike reviews
JLAU. Post "Ancient History". Joseph Gardener gave up everything- including his name- to become Hawkman. Without Shayera's love, how will he go on? M for suggestions of suicide.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Carter H./Katar Hol/Hawkman
Queen of Heaven by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot. Draco's only friend in prison is a spider, and its venom causes hallucinations of Hermione. The only problem is that Dream Hermione keeps insisting she's real. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tuesday's Gone by Neviana reviews
UPDATED, CH 20 She always had a way of surprising him. Everything from emptying her glock into the ceiling of the Bebop when he left to the icy glare she gave him upon his return. Though somehow, this stunt seemed to top them all ... SpikeXFaye.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,345 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Spike S., Faye V.
The First Mrs Norris by Bad Mum reviews
How did Filch's cat get her name? The caretaker's life, from his own point of view. For silverbirch's "Mrs Norris" challenge at the Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Argus F., Mrs. Norris - Complete
Lab Monkey by Tempestt reviews
AU VB Bulma has captured Vegeta before he has a chance to escape Earth. She now has him imprisioned in her lab. What will the beautiful scientist do with the deadly prince?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 162,182 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Only the Cold by blue movies reviews
While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fog Inside The Glass by Limelight reviews
Han Solo spent most of his life sleeping with women and leaving. But he couldn't leave her. [Han Leia]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Leia O., Han S.
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.