Hello People! Okay, before I start anything I would like to give a shoutout to silent_ninja_twins for giving me a shoutout in his story! THanks! :P Now without furtherado we shall go!

Family: Mom, Dad, 3 sisters, 2 cats 1 dog that acts very much like a cat...

Age: I am... *lights fall on me knocking me out cold*

Gender: You will find that out soon enough...

Pen name: PercyJacksonismylife13 (obviously!)

The Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

If you personally think you are a demigod, copy and paste this into your profile! I am a demigod! I AM!!!!!

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good. (It does...)

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water. (Done that...)

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a children's fold-away stroller: Do not fold while child is in stroller (Wouldn't that save time?)

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics "I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (I deleted 1 of them cuz it sort of freaked me out. lolz)

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Or are planning to do any of these things

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on!

Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity.

I'm not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Come to the Dark Side, we have COOKIES!

Welcome to the Dark Side! Have a cookie! Oh, that red liquid leaking out of it? ...That's jelly.

Welcome to the Dark Side, are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over.

When Life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye and demand candy.

I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.

Secret Admirer? More like a stalker with stationary.

When I say 'LOL,' I'm not 'laughing out loud.' I just have nothing better to say.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (You get scared to death, and therefore, you die!)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. (DEFINITELY!)

If Walmart is lowering prices daily, then how come none of it is free yet?

Forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more!

Never take Life seriously; no one gets out alive anyway!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

Find X: Here it is!

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

The quick fox jumps over the lazy brown dog.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

1. Percy Jackson

2. Annabeth Chase

3. Nico Di Angelo

4. Bianca Di Angelo

5. Zeus

6. Apollo

7. Poisiden

8. Hades

9. Demeter

10. Piper Mclean

11. Jason Grace

12. Leo Valdez

1. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

What, do you think I'm lesbian?

2. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnat?

That is medically impossibile...

3. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Maybe.

4. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/9. I'm scared about 5/10

5. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Poisedion walking in on Leo and Annabeth... Poisedion would say "Yes! No more Percabeth!" and dance.

6. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Nico and Piper IN A WORLD WHERE TWO LAME CHARECTERS GET LAMER!

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I hope not.

8. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hades... We Will Rock You

9. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

2 years ago..

10. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

PERCY! NO APOLLO! OH GODS SAVE ME!

11. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

INCEST!

12. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

FAMILY DINNER!

13. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Honey? Why are all the flowers on the planet electrocuted?

14. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in... Their reaction?

Annabeth kissing Poisiden then Piper comes? Oh... I can't even describe it.

15. 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Percy arrives late to their wedding.. beacuse he was at home crying his eyes out.

16. 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

None of them. I would kick Binicia's butt.

17. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

He ends up burning the building down.

18. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Well... Posiden capturing Percy's GF then wanting Zeus to give him something for her? Buh-Bye Annabeth. This is the last time i'll see you.

19. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Bianca VS. Piper. FOR DA MEN!

20. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

Ummm... Bye bye Nico! It was nice knowing you!

21. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ANNABETH TO BE LEZBO? Ugh. Hades woulden't care.

22. 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Piper fails at it then Apollo tries to cheer everyone up by singing. And then Piper and Apollo have tomatoes thrown at them!

23. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Well. I give them a special bedroom then next thing you know, WAZZAM! Demeter's pregnet.

24. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save him/herself or 1?

Well. Apollo is immortal but mad at Percy for hating him and Crystal's relationship, (Read Love will find a way by Capollo4ever) so he leaves Percy to die so he can seduce Crystal.

25. 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Bianca, Apollo, and Posiden Hokey-Pokeying... Hades walks in and screams at Apollo and Posiden for getting his daughter drunk.

1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

I MESSED UP EVERYONE WANTS PIPER LEZBO. Um... Annabeth pretends to like it 'cause she likes Percy.

27. (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) play Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), after some prodding from (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), that (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.

I hate these long questions. Let's just say Annabeth is pregnet now.

28) 9 murders 2's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does 2 do to get back?

Demeter murdurs Percy... How? With a flower? Anyways... Annabeth kills flowers.

29) 8 and 3 go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

FAMILY CAMPING TRIP! Nico starve's and dies the end!

30) 5 is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does 9 do?

Demeter gives Zeus... FLOWERS! FLOWERY FLOWERS!

31) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because Apollo is dating Posiden's daughter! (Crystal is Posiden's daughter)

32) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Piper comes to save Zeus... She saves him so she can date Jason!

33) The quiz is over. By the way, how did 2 and 7 end up?

Well, from that make out session earlier, Piper left and then Annabeth showed Posiden her little Percy shrine.