Time Wasted Dreaming
 Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Gallagher Girls. Hey! Welcome to my profile. I guess you just happened to click on it or found it through a review or something, but nonetheless, welcome to a whack-y place to be! I flame. *Cue gasps from people that see me as an awesome and nice person.* Yup, I flame when it's necessary, trust me. If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen Time Wasted Dreaming Quotes of awesomeness You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman." It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up. Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs. ~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. ~Be yourself. That's crazy enough. ~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. ~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place. ~They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people ~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. ~I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves. ~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music ~I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere ~Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. ~Forecast for tonight: darkness ~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? ~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. ~Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ~How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? ~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something ~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. ~Hell is full of musical amateurs. ~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. ~I'm not random I just have many thoughts ~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes. ~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male. To oppose something is to maintain its existence. If people lead, the leaders will follow. Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. ~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine. ~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! ~Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. ~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. ~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. ~People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs. ~There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. ~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. ~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. ~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. ~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a *. ~Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much. ~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense. ~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor! ~When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. ~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! ~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. ~I have a dream, and in it, something eats you. ~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical. ~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. ~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! ~I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. ~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words. ~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! ~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. ~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life. ~I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday. ~Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? ~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my *! ~I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! ~Wherever there is life there is love. ~Boys break hearts so why don't we break their necks? ~I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! ~Strawberry Laces! Cause not every kid can afford crack! ~Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses! ~When you call us * we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! ~When a boy tells you to "Suck It!" Just smile and say "Sorry but my mother told me to never put SMALL things in my mouth!" ~Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? ~HELL- Where all the fun people end up! ~I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it! ~When I die, I'm going to haunt the * out of you people! ~ If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!! ~Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. ~Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! ~All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. ~Where there's a will...I want to be in it. ~A clean house is a sign of a broken computer. ~I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. ~To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... ~Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. ~Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. ~Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING? ~When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. ~Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work. ~MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! ~Come to the dark side. We have cookies. ~In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. Slinky + Escalator = Endless Fun! Being weird is like being normal, only better. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry. Adults are just kids with money. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I guess you could say I'm skinny, but I'm not that skinny.) If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you're reading this instead of doing something you really need to do, copy this into your profile. If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile . If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (More like six in the morning. :P And I'm completely serious.) GOTHIC X Black is one of your favorite colors. TOTAL: 7/10 PUNK X You can skateboard TOTAL: 5/8 GEEK X You love the computer. TOTAL: 8/10 If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first. If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere. If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc. If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling. If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it. If you have pulled an Angel: You have invaded someone else’s personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull an Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recommend the first one. If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled. Many Max's, many Fangs, too many Iggy's to count, one or two Nudge's, no Gazzy, no Angel. MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS: 1. Do you think Iggy is hot? No. 2. Did you cry when Ari died? A little... *Starts bawling* IT WAS SO SAD! 3. Do you think Fang is hot? Yuppers! 4. How do you pronounce Ari's name? Air-ee 5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu? No. 6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage? OF COURSE! 7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX? I didn't squeal... more like die and come back to life to read more... 8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up? Yeah, and I hit my sister in the face. My mom grounded me for a week. -_- 9. Who is your favorite character? Max, of course. 10. Do you like Jeb? Not really. 11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills? Yeah, pretty much. 12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW? Yuppers! 13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX? A little. 14. Which book is your all time favorite? Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports 15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be? In This Life by Jet Black Stare. 16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod? No... 17. Who do you think the voice should be? Uh... I dunno... it would be cool if it were Ari's ghost... 18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument? No, not really. 19. What bugged you the most about TFW? Global warming stuff. 20. MIGGY or FAX? FAX ALL THE WAY! 21. EGGY or NIGGY? Eggy. ╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy I promise to remember Annabeth I promise to protect nature I promise to remember Luke I promise to remember Chiron I promise to remember Tyson I promise to remember Thalia I promise to remember Clarisse I promise to remember Bianca I promise to remember Nico I promise to remember Zoe I promise to remember Rachel yes I promise to remember PJO 10 ways you know you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians (My version): 1: You read the books all the time, even when you finished them months before. 2: You're a PJO character for Halloween. (I was Annabeth, and everyone kept asking me who I was just to annoy me.) 3: You give your friends character names or call them the character when they act like the character. 4: You went to see the PJO movie twice because you were hoping Percy and Annabeth would try and make it better. 5: You claim Percy Jackson and his friends are real. 6: You look up the address for Camp Half-Blood to prove that it's real. (I have done that, and they only gave me the fakie one in Texas. Even though I REALLY wanted to go, I'm not. D:) 7: When something goes missing, you claim Hermes is the reason and you yell, "GIVE IT BACK HERMES!!!" 8: When you are cussing, you say, "What the Hades?!", "Oh my gods!", "Go to the Underworld!" etc. (I have done that as well.) 9: You look up Greek curse words and use them in front of your teachers to stay outta trouble. 10: You know that you're a demigod. Girls Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his friends, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile. YOUR GUY SIDE: x You love hoodies. TOTAL: 20 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. TOTAL: 3 (Weird how I'm a girl, don't ya think??) Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile! 1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door 4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle (Don't give me that look! I was five and trying to get away from this evil chick that was in my class!)) 5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks 16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde 18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire 20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling 21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class 22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking 29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it 30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket 31 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace... 32 (x) You break a lot of things 33 (x) Your friends know not to use big words around you 34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused 37 () The word 'like' is used many times a day 38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say 39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong Before you can be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid :-D Interview: Q-What is your favorite color? A- Green and blue. Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff? A- Is there a 'Both' option?? Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be? A- Poseidon Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be? A- To read minds Q-Favorite Twilight quote? A- That series sucks, so why would I bother to remember any?? Q-Favorite Song A- Hm... For the moment, it's I'd Lie by Taylor Swift Q-Favorite food? A- Strawberries Q-If you could date any character who would it be? A- Even though he's technically not in the PJO series, Leo Valdez. Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie? A- Hm... probably Artemis or Bianca. Maybe even Zoe. Q-Favorite books? A- Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, Warriors series, Maximum Ride series, Fablehaven, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod series, Hunger Games series, and too many to count... Q-Night or Day? A- NIGHT!!! (Up till 4 in the freakin' morning!) Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? A- Eat a taco, since if I did anything else, the world would end. XD Q- What's your personality like? A- Crazy, hyper, friendly, loyal, random, short tempered, gullible, shy, weird. Q- What was the last thing you thought? A- That I want a taco... Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? A- A bush named George. Q- Who is the most special person to you? A- Hm... there are more then one, so let's just say my friends and family. Q- Scariest moment of your life? A- Riding in an airplane alone... *Shudders.* It was only for one hour, but it was scary. (As you can see, I don't like heights. They're not fun at all...) Q- One word that would best describe you? A- Insane Q- What is your favorite month? A- August Q- What does your user name mean? A- Well, it's obvious: I waste my time dreaming. :D Q- What is your favorite Disney movie? A- The Little Mermaid (Don't judge me, she was my favorite princess as a toddler.) Q- Have you ever been in a fight? A- Verbal, or physical? If so, then it's a yes for both. Q- Biggest fear? A- Why the Hades would I tell you my fatal flaw?!?! My favorite PJO Quotes: "Being a half-blood is scary. Most of the time it get's you killed in painful, nasty ways." -Percy Jackson. "Braccas meas vescimini!" (Eat my pants!) -Percy Jackson "Camp Half-Blood is my home." -Annabeth Chase "But for the satyrs, Pan was our lord and master. He protected us and the wild places of the earth. We refuse to believe that he died." -Grover Underwood "Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!" -Grover Underwood "Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who run from cupid statues." -Percy Jackson "With great power, comes the great need to take a nap." -Nico di Angelo "Go chase a donut!" -Percy Jackson "New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy Jackson "That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" -Percy Jackson Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: no. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: no Girl: Do you want me? Boy: no. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: no. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: no. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: no Girl: Choose: me or your life. Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says: Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she re-post this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : I am the girl... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, SeaweedGirl1 Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are an expert at doing absolutely nothing for hours on end, paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile. If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile. If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. (I totally do this!) If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (\ _ /) This is Bunny. If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you give annoyingly cute nicknames to all the people you know, and they hate them with a passion, copy and paste this onto your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!) If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile 97 percent of youth would go emo if Miley Cyrus was on top of a building about to jump. If your one of the 3 percent that would be screaming "JUMP BITCH JUMP" and pushing her off , copy and paste this onto your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you: love to read and act crazy, laugh and have fun, ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them, are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need, run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles your feet, spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer, are a night owl who hardly sleeps, act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you, then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you.^ My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else I’m locked up All day long. When I’m awake I’m all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I’ll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall. I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says it’s my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door. He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!” I scream But it’s now much too late. His face has been twisted Into an unimaginable shape. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. If you are against child abuse, put this in your profile...I did. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Colombian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) re-post and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity. Re-post this and spread the stupidity! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (OMG! Once i asked how to spell 'Was' That was in the fifth grade! I was like 'oh wait! Never mind i remember!') 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (so many times...T.T) If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, HerMemoriesErased, x.rosalieorcatherine.xlol, daydreamingxxx, RabidFangFan, SeaweedGirl1 .•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) Scary-a.. thing.. IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Opening Credits: Love Story Waking Up: Tyrant First Day At School: Hate (I Really Don't Like You) Making Your New Best Friend: Fearless Falling In Love: I Got U Breaking Up: Should've Said No Prom: Tik Tok Graduation: Lose Control Life's Okay: Just Tonight Death of a Close Friend: We Cry Mental Breakdown: Down Driving: Pictures of You Flashback: You Don't Care Getting Back Together: Apologize Birth of Child: All That I'm Living For Wedding Scene: Just a Dream Car Accident: Here Tomorrow Gone Today Final Battle: Live Like We're Dying Death Scene: Broken Funeral Song: Goodbye End Credits: Change Deleted Scenes: Happy COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK BLONDS ARE SMART: (even though I'm a brunette) There was a blond who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blond wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blond could not answer one of his questions, she owed him 5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her 50. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blond reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blond handed him 5. then the blond asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blond 50. The blond put the 50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blond handed him a 5. 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER (Copied from Laserfire) 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. I love these! Always make me laugh! Put this on your profile if you laughed, smiled, sulked, rolled your eyes, or other! Three robbers had just escaped from jail and the police were after them so they hid in a barn. One hid behind the cows, one behind the ckickens, and one behind a sack of potatoes. There were three girls stuck on an island. There was a redhead, a blond, and a brunette. One day they decided to try to swim to shore. “Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia." ~ Charles Schultz Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on!! PERCY JACKSON: 1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why? 2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite? Poseidon. Least favorite... Hera. 3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite? Hm... I have to say that I like Percy, Annabeth, and Thalia the most (In that order!), and my least favorite character Luke/Kronos. Although, I did like Luke as a bad guy. Every good story needs one. :P How would you feel if Annabeth dissed you in the worst possible way ever? Annabeth? O_O I would be scared for my life. That chick has skills! You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find Bianca DiAngelo rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? I would probably scream like a fangirl and then start questioning her. :3 I have the best logic, don't I? What would you think if you found Thalia was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? That would be awesome! Is there any such thing as Percy and Rachel fluff? Percy and Rachel... Nah. I've read the Lost Hero, and I can honestly say that they are just good friends. Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100 chance of Percabeth. If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper. As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth." He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies. The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies. Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead. Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23)WHEN the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!" What's your personality like? Klutzy, whack-y, dorky, weird, funny, random, short-tempered, quiet, annoying, and much more! I'm a very hard person to describe, so we'll leave it at that. :) What was the last thing you thought? That I want a taco... Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? A bush named George. You now have a million dollars. WHOO!... Which bank did I rob this time? Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Uh, okay, but no promises. :3 Where were you last night? At home, where I still am right now. What is today's date? Friday, December 17. When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout? Nope. If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive? Hehe... I'm in scouts, so I would hope so, but with my luck, probably not... How do you make your money? Birthdays, allowance, and Christmas. What is your favorite color? Blue and green are my top colors. What color are your eyes? My eyes change colors a lot. One day they'll be green, another blue, and then another gray. They usually have a green or blue ring around the pupil, which I find odd. What is a compliment you receive often? That I'm weird. (Well, it's a compliment for me!) How tall are you? I!... don't know... *Runs off to find tape measure* Where is the furthest place you've traveled? Minnesota. Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep? It depends on what time it is. Like right now, it's close to dinner for me, and there's a dance tonight at my school, so eat. :P How long does it take you to shower? Uh, why is this a question...? Can you do splits? Yup!... But not very well... Are you flexible? Yeah, I guess so. What did you do on New Years Eve? I was over at my friend's house. Were your parents there? Nope, but my friend's parents were. Can you speak any other language than English? Uh, a little Spanish, some German, and some French words. xD What is the last letter of your middle name? T How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Seven. Do you wear your seat belt in the car? Of course. I'm not suicidal! Are you scared of flying? Yup! I don't want to go splat from so high up in the air! What do you sleep in? ... A bed... Do you like funny people or serious people? It depends on my mood. What are you listening to? Secrets by One Republic and my super noisy keyboard. What jewelry do you wear all the time? Nothing, really. What do you have planned for tonight? Going to my school dance if it isn't canceled from the snow. Do you have a favorite item of clothing? Yeah, my Converse Sneakers. Those things turn brown after a month of me wearing them everywhere. :P Last movie you saw in theaters? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows, Part 1. (Now, I want to see the new Narnia movie.) Last thing you ate? A tangerine. What was last thing you drank? Coca Cola! Ah, caffeine... Are you happy right now? No, I just haven't killed anyone yet, considering I'm running out of places to put the bodies. XD If you could have one thing right now what would it be? Hm... a taco. Who makes you happiest right now? My friends and family. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping in my nice, warm, cozy bed. Are you left handed? Nope. What was for dinner tonight? I don't know. I haven't had dinner yet. :P What is the last thing you thought about? That I need a taco. When is your birthday? Sorry, but I'm not sharing that. Read on, people of fanfiction.net! ~Dreaming |
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