Which Robin are you? Dick Grayson (1st Robin) ] You are in gymnastics/know some acrobatic moves ] You are flexible [X] You love the circus [X] You have lost someone precious to you in death [X] You are caring and kind [X] You are very intelligent ] You're first language was not English [X] You live with one parent/guardian ] You say “Holy _” a lot ] You have your own catchphrase. ] You are a leader ] You have had many girlfriends/boyfriends ] You have quit a team before ] You have made a name for yourself ] You are a very positive person. ] You have blue eyes [X] You have black hair TOTAL: 6 Jason Todd (2nd Robin) [X] You are male ] You own a gun [X] You have failed at something [X] You have had a near-death experience ] You are headstrong and moody ] You make rash decisions [X] You have inner turmoil no one understands [X] You have a grudge against someone [X] You aren’t afraid to get your hands dirty ] You are out for revenge [X] You prefer to work alone ] You have blue eyes [X] You have a dark side... ] You have red hair TOTAL: 8 Tim Drake (3rd Robin) [X] You are male ] You come from a wealthy family [X] You idolize someone [X] You have lost someone close to you in death ] You think things through [X] You are intelligent and quick to think [X] You are good a figuring out puzzles ] You are a leader ] You get good grades ] You fight with your younger sibling(s) a lot [X] You lose your temper easily sometimes [X] You are somewhat anti-social [X] You prefer not to show your emotions [X] You don't like to show off [X] Your favorite color is red ] You have blue eyes [X] You have black hair TOTAL: 11 Stephanie Brown (4th Robin) ] You are female [X] You don’t get along with your father [X] You father has been in jail ] You are impulsive ] You have dated someone from your same team (job/sports/etc.) [X] You always feel you have something to prove ] You have had a child [X] You change your appearance often ] You can play with the boys just as easily as with the girls [X] You have seriously thought about faking your own death ] You have blue eyes ] You have blond hair TOTAL: 5 Damian Wayne (5th Robin) [X] You are male ] You belong to a wealthy blood-line ] You are short [X] You are mature for your age ] You are always angry easily annoyed [X] You fight a lot, whether verbaly or physically [X] Your parents are/have been divorced [X] You curse a lot ] You live with only your father [X] You like cats ] You have your own catchphrase ] You have blue eyes [X] You have black hair TOTAL: 7 If you have ever run into a door, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this to your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this to your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this to your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this to your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile. If Nobody knows the real you, copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't even know who the real you is, copy this to your profile. If you are in love with Kingdom Hearts or Batman, copy this to your profile. If you bawled your eyes out at the ending of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 2, and for the people that died, copy this to your profile. If you have done something bad and you wish you could take it back, copy this to your profile. Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. YOUR GUY SIDE: [x] You love hoodies. [x] You love jeans. [x] Dogs are better than cats. ] It's hilarious when people get hurt. [x] You've played with/against boys on a team. [x] Shopping is torture. ] Sad movies suck. [x] You own/ed an X-Box. [x] Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. [x] You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. [x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. ] You watch sports on TV. ] Gory movies are cool. ] You go to your dad for advice. ] You own like a trillion baseball caps. ] You like going to high school football games. ] You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. [x] Baggy pants are cool to wear. [X] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. [x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. ] Sports are fun. ] Talk with food in your mouth. ] Sleep with your socks on at night. TOTAL: 12/25 YOUR GIRL SIDE: ] You wear lip gloss/stick. ] You love to shop. (Really, only for specific things though. *cough*books*cough*) ] You wear eyeliner. ] You wear the color pink ] Go to your mom for advice. ] You consider cheerleading a sport. ] You hate wearing the color black. ] You like hanging out at the mall. ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. ] You like wearing jewelry. ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies ] You don't like the movie Star Wars. ] You were in gymnastics/dance. ] It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. [x] You smile a lot more than you should. ] You care about what you look like. ] You like wearing dresses when you can. ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. [x] You love the movies. ] Used to play with dolls as little kid. ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. ] Like being the star of every thing Total: 2/24 You Might Be An Author If... 1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. 2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. 3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. 4. Spell check is your best friend. 5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. 6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters. 7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene. 8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing. 9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. 10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. 11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. 12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. 13. Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. 14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. 15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. 16. If you're note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. 17. You talk to yourself... constantly. 18. You forget what day it is when you're writing. 19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. 20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. 21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. 22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it. 23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. 24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. 25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. 26. You are in love with the Thesaurus. 27. You dream about your stories. 28. You dream of new stories. 29. You often revisit some of your old stories. 30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. 31. You have more than one story going at a time. Favorite Books Harry Potter series by: J. K. Rowling The Twilight saga by: Stephanie Meyer The Outsiders by: S. E. Hinton The Hunger Games by: Susan Collins Maximum Ride Series by: James Patterson Warrior Cat Series by: Erin Hunter Favorite Movies Back To The Future series Avatar The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian Inception Star Wars The Last Mimzy Pan's Labyrinth The Simpsons Movie Indiana Jones I Am Legend Step Brothers Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Finding Nemo Night At The Museum Night At The Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian Transformers Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Transformers: Dark of the Moon Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Battle: Los Angeles The Hangover, Part III Ted Snow White & the Huntsman The Heat Zootopia Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Paranormal Activity The Marked Ones Favorite Cartoons Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2k3 series & 2012 series) Static Shock Avatar: The Last Airbender Legend of Korra Ed, Edd, and Eddy Courage The Cowardly Dog American Dad! The Simpsons Danny Phantom Star Wars: Clone Wars Transformers: Prime Transformers Animated Teen Titans Invader Zim Ninjago Masters of Spinjitsu Amazing World of Gumball Gravity Falls Steven Universe Star vs The Forces of Evil Favorite TV Shows Suite Life of Zack and Cody Suite Life On Deck Wizards Of Wavery Place iCarly Drake and Josh Ghost Adventures How I Met Your Mother Zoo The Big Bang Theory Ridiculousness Once Upon a Time The 100 Favorite anime/manga Soul Eater Owari No Seraph Dragon Ball Z Sword Art Online Favorite Songs This list is too long Favorite Pairings Favorite Characters Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Ramenapalooza/ Lord Kratos, Smile-I'mTheEndOfAllThatYouSee, PennPal 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off! 30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, FrozenFyre , AkastukiFan, GhettoTemari07, Lord Kratos, StoryOfMyLife975, Smile-I'mTheEndOfAllThatYouSee, PennPal Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. Bold any that apply to you, leave ones that don’t in normal. I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I'm GAY, so I MUST NOT be accepted by society I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic I WATCH ANIME, so I MUST be a loser I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be a retard I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I'm in Band, so I MUST be a geek I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo. I CUT so I MUST be SUICIDAL. I’ve gone to THERAPY so I MUST be CRAZY. I’m over-weight so I MUST love food. I’m a WICCAN so I MUST like to SACRIFICE animal and cast spells. I’m a WICCAN so I MUST be a DEVIL WORSHIPPER. I’m IMPULSIVE so I MUST be STUPID. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT so I Must be a tree hugging hippie I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think everyone I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich I'm WHITE so I must be responsible for everything wrong in this world - past and present I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm weird, and weird is a compliment for me. Copy and paste this if it's true for you, too. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Child Abuse IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART. Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms If this made you cry, put it in you profile. STOP CHILD ABUSE!! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! There are some things that just say..."Stupidity!!!" Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.. Only in America ...do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? 1. A friend like Leonardo: will comfort you when she rejects you A true friend like Raphael: will go up and ask her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" 2. A friend like Leonardo: will be there for you when she breaks up with you A true friend like Raphael: will call her up and whisper, "seven days…" 3. A friend like Leonardo: helps you up when you fall A true friend like Raphael: shoves the guy who knocked you down, saying, "walk much, dumb ass?" 4. A friend like Leonardo: helps you find your princess A true friend like Raphael: kidnaps her and brings her to you 5. A friend like Leonardo: will ask you if you're okay when you're crying A true friend like Raphael: will think its Leo that made you cry in boredom 6. A friend like Leonardo: gives you their umbrella in the rain A true friend like Raphael: takes Donny's and gives it to you 7. A friend like Leonardo: will offer you a soda A true friend like Raphael: will help you dump soda on Mikey 8. A friend like Leonardo: will help you move A true friend like Raphael: will help you move the bodies 9. A friend like Leonardo: will bail you out of jail A true friend like Raphael: will be next to you saying, "We really screwed up this time" 10. A friend like Leonardo: has never see you cry A true friend like Raphael: won't tell anyone else that you cried… just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore 11. A friend like Leonardo: asks you to write down your number A true friend like Raphael: has you on speed dial 12. A friend like Leonardo: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing A true friend like Raphael: will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you 13. A friend like Leonardo: knows a few things about you A true friend like Raphael: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story 14. A friend like Leonardo: tells you he knows how you feel A true friend like Raphael: just sits down and cries to 15. A friend like Leonardo: will help you find your way when you're lost A true friend like Raphael: will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions 16. A friend like Leonardo: will help you learn to drive A true friend like Raphael: will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance 17. A friend like Leonardo: will watch your pets when you're away A true friend like Raphael: is not allowed to watch your pets anymore because of what happened last time 18. A friend like Leonardo: will go to a concert with you A true friend like Raphael: will kidnap the band for you 19. A friend like Leonardo: calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs." A true friend like Raphael: calls your parents "Mom" or "Dad 20. A friend like Leonardo: hides you from the police A true friend like Raphael: is probably the reason they're too afraid to arrest you 21. A friend like Leonardo: lets you make an idiot of yourself in public A true friend like Raphael: is up there with you making an idiot of himself too 22. A friend like Leonardo: shouts "BYE!" down the hall, not caring who thinks you're crazy A true friend like Raphael: shouts "I LOVE YOU!" down the hall, not caring who thinks you're gay 23. A friend like Leonardo: fades A true friend like Raphael: is forever Whenever I feel the flakes on my nose, and winter comes around. When I feel the chill of the weather, In my mind, Zane will be found. Whenever I feel overly warm, or see the glowing flames. When fire or tempers are around, I will speak Kai's name. When I see a mountain, tall and strong or feel the ground tremble Cole's name shall shake in my mind. When the flash eminates through my room, or I hear the boom that's after. When lightning is showing itself through the clouds, Through my mind I hear Jay's laughter. Whenever I find a youthful girl, who is brave, strong, and kind. Who is better than others think her to be, Nya will cross my mind. When I find a man, old and wise, who lectures people on who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting, Lord Garmadon invades my mind. When I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast. and swears to copy his father. Who is actually strong at heart, my mind is what Lloyd will bother. upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing, or looking at them with fear I smile at the snakes, even if they hiss, and think of the serpentine leaders. Who tries to find the facts in life, Sensei Wu fills my head. Copy this oath if you love ninjago I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar on someone's face. I will think of WindClan, Everytime I win a race. I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother. I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother. I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me. I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny. I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe. I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone, who seems naive. I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'. I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end. I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged. I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge. I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree. I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea. I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart. I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart. I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself. I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health. I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong. I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path that's wrong. I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away. I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey. I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose. I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I lose. Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave. And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave. I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart. I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart. I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best. I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test. I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me. I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee. I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream. I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream. I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore. I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more. I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife. I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life. |
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