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- Favorite Quotes -

Mark my words! This drill will open a hole in the universe! And that hole will be a path for those behind us! The dreams of those who've fallen! The hopes of those who'll follow! Those two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix! Drilling a path towards tomorrow! And that's Tengen Toppa! That's Gurren Lagann!! My drill is the drill...that creates the heavens!!! - Simon (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann)

Although my heart may be weak, it's not alone. It's grown with each new experience. And it's found a home with all the friends I've made. I've become a part of their heart, just as they've become a part of mine. And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power! - Sora (Kingdom Hearts)

Sora... you're lucky. Looks like my summer vacation is... over... - Roxas (Kingdom Hearts II)

I love clichés, I love predictable scripts, I love it when they paste over problems and I love it when they force a happy ending too. What's wrong with working towards that? - Mikado Ryuugamine (Durarara)

If one sword has a power of 100, then using two swords would make it 200, right? - Lloyd Irving (Tales of Symphonia)

Would you say I became a hero? - Zack Fair (Crisis Core)

Hey you. Dumbass. Yeah, you in the tank. Cozy in there? - Glenn (The Walking Dead)

A great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all that you think about. Then you can focus on it and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient and you hold still, well maybe, just maybe, it'll come to you. I just have to be somewhere she can find me. And I mean hell...if you have to live the rest of your life in a memory...you might as well make it a good one. - Church (Red vs. Blue)

Is Caboose... God? I mean, I can kinda see it now that I think about it. Sure would explain the fuck outta the platypus- Simmons (Red vs. Blue)

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black part! - Caboose (Red vs. Blue)

My sword? Fuck yeah, I know how to use it. What's to understand about swish, swish, stab? It's a FUCKING sword dude. Not a fighter jet - Tucker (Red vs. Blue)

Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says 'We're all equals as men' except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and your dead. Of course dropping a nuke on them from 50 thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling - Sarge (Red vs. Blue)

PROTECT ME, CONE!! - Grif (Red vs. Blue)

And they will all taste oblivion! Which tastes just like Red Bull... which is disgusting! / Well, you see...a doctor CURES people. A medic just makes them comfortable...while they die. - Doc/O'Malley (Red vs Blue)

You don't need to treat me like that. I'm not crazy, okay? I'm totally and completely sane. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go blow up this dead body. / That was the worst throw, ever...of all time. / For as long as I can remember, I've been lied to, taken advantage of, shot in the back, and left for dead. And now, I have a way out of all of this. What in the hell, makes you think, that I'm going to ask for it? - Agent Washington (Red vs Blue)



I SUPPORT...

Red vs Blue

York/Carolina - The end of Spiral. 'nuff said.

Washington/CT - It adds more layers to the whole 'betrayal' thing CT has going on.

Church/Tex - It's practically canon. Plus, who didn't d'aww during the last few episodes of Season Nine?

Doctor Who

Nine/Rose - Oh Nine. You were too cool to live. Nine and Rose were just fantastic!

Ten/Rose - Come on, who didn't cry at the end of Doomsday?

Eleven/Rose - I'm just a sucker for those Reunion fics.

Rory/Amy - "Your girlfriend isn't more important than the whole universe" *Socks the Doctor in the face* "She is to me!" Do you need anymore reason than that? Also, he's Rory-fucking-Williams.

Soul Eater

Soul/Maka - 'cause cool guys fall for bookworms.

Final Fantasy XIII

Hope/Lightning - Is it bad I like this? Of course, I approve it more when it's Older!Hope.

There's way more parings I ship, but I don't want to take up this entire page.


THE KH SURVEY (by SoraxKairi7), filled by RetroSplicer:

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

This one is a bit hard to choose, but...Vanitas.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Aqua.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Ahh...jeez. This one is hard. Ehh...I have to choose Xaldin.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi. I don't hate her. It's just that, can you at least try to be more useful?

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Hollow Bastion (KH1) It has that creepy and mysterious feeling to it.

6. Least Favorite World?

Keyblade Graveyard. Pretty much every main game has this cool final world. Birth by Sleep? We get some cool music and a few twisters. Lame.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Oblivion.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Pretty much anything not useful.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

It's not really a summon, but Zack's D-Link. Jesus, his final move is sexy.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final Form. You know you're badass when you can kill an enemy by jumping or drinking a potion.

11. Favorite Pairing? Why?

SoKai. Have you seen the ending of the original Kingdom Hearts?

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Anything yaoi.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Sora/Keyblade. C'mon, you know it to be true.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

See above.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Don't you just hate when people go, 'OMG!!!! WHERE'S KH3??!!! I'M TIRED OF THIS SPIN-OFF CRAP!" I mean seriously, just shut up and enjoy the damn game.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Do I even want to know what that is?

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

What.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

He's probably the most manly character in the entire series.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Nah.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine. Olette really isn't much of a character.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Xaldin is everyone.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Nope. Re:coded on the other hand...

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Xehanort. We can take over the world together while talking about DARKNESS!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

None, really.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Losing to Wakka. I'm such an embarrassment.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Nope. Although, I could probably pull of a Vanitas.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

"How about one date?" Oh man Zack, you're such a player.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Mysterious Figure/Unknown (BBS) Seriously, I could only beat him on Aqua.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The combat system. It vastly improved if you compare it to KH1.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Marluxia

33. Riku or Roxas?

Ro- no wait, Riku. Ah! I can't decide.

34. Roxas or Sora?

You're killing me.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

XehaRiku. (I'm so sorry for that mental image.)

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Sea-salt ice cream

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai

41. SeaSalt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea-salt ice cream

42. Cloud or Leon

Squall

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Meh.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Too lazy.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

TWEWY. Oh wait, looks like that already happened.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

None I can think of at this moment.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance. I'm ready for the mindfuck you're going to give me, Nomura.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. I dunno why.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

We get to go to all of our favorite Disney movies and beat the crap out of things with a giant key. We're also partnered with Donald Duck and motherfucking Goofy. There's that awesome, complex, and somewhat convoluted (in a good way) story, too.