So, you may know me from another profile but this is a fresh start. As you mighthave figured, I was quite paranoid (ooooh that reminds me of the jonas brothers song! "I MIGHT BE PARANOIIIIIINED!") oh... you dont like singing... ANYWAYS I now trust in fanfiction not to send a creeper dude to my door. So, my pen name. My real name is Phoebe. (though my oc's name is Sienna-Taylor) In greek Phoebe means bright or Shining, Phoebe was also the Titaness of Briliance and the moon, Granmother of Apollo, Artemis and Hectate. (is it Hecate or hectate?) I'm still unsure about godly Parent, Though im pretty sure I'm a dauter of Aphrodite. I was trying to decide between Aphrodite, Athena, and Demeter. But I still think that the compatibility between my father and Athena would be MUCH more likely than the other two (He's a computer consultant/enginere for crying out loud!), Plus, my personality is a mix of Aphrodite and Athena. I'm boaring you arent I? I can be pretty entertaining sometimes So feel free to PM me ANY time and we can start a conversation. :D MY BIRTHDAY IS AUGUST 17 (I KNOW! A DAY BEFORE PERCY'S) SO IF YOU WANT TO WRITE ME A TRATIE ONE SHOT OR ANY KIND OF ONESHOT AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT YOU WOULD BE AMAZING!!!! YOU DONT HAVE TO WRITE ME ONE THOUGH, YOU CAN JUST WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY IF YOU LIKE. :) I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes after me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says free 'pony ride' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone how doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoë Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever I see a limo pass by my car Yes I promise to love PJO Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the PJO lovers know! Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and geting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Pick up lines comebacks... add to it Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: are you from tennese? cuase youre the only ten I see. Woman: Are you calling me fat? Man:I semed to have lot my treasure, can I look around your chest? Woman: In the movies don't they find treasure's in deadly caves? You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. (ive never been to the big apple but i will totally do that if i ever am!) There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” (*blushes* yup ) Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. (No,but i should before he steals something of mine. * looks around suspisously* "hey,wheres my ipod!" When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. (nope, but i do now!) You burn food to see if it smells good. (dont have a fireplace, but i will if i ever get the chance!) You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” ( i"ve never seen a live owl before) You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. (again, never been in one) You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (Yup she totally is!) Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. (YUP! *smiles proudly*) You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. (havent been on a boat in a while) You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.(absolutely!) You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. (It hasnt happened yet but in advance, "thank you mom!") You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. ("noooooooo" *note the sarcasm*) When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. ( no but i want one! *hint hint*) You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. ( yes but i forgive him beacuse of nico!) You sometimes try to control water. (*blushes*) You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. ( yup and its still going on!) You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. ( their liers! it says that camp is in Texas but everyone knows its in NEW YORK!) Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (im one of the lucky ones who doesnt have dyslexia!) You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. (i do even if i dont see the hat) You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. (guilty as charged!) Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. (yup, my frieds tease me about it all the time.) You are a PJO character for Halloween. (im gonna be this year!) Recite lines randomly from the books. (yes) When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. (i know, im a nerd) Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas. (its not in texas!!!!!! for cryin" out loud!!!!!!!) You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. (they do???!!!! *runs to the store*) You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. ( HE IS REAL!!!!!) You have dreams about PJO characters/events (im trying!!) You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. (yes) That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. (no!!!!!! thats totally wiered!! everyone knows that only the blue ones work!) Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. ( i should start doing that... im due for an attack) You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. (...no comment...) You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. (poseidon and zeus actually.) Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff. (Im sorry J.K. Rowling!, im sorry!!!!) When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" ( yes i actually did that no joke, i know i know im such a nerd!) You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" ( *faints* ) When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore. You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies (i do right now actually.) You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (yes) And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. ( actually i go to the hephaestus cabin so i get an excuse to see Beck!) You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) (yessssereeee!!!!) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. (duh!) You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen.(Nooooo! that would be just plain sick!) You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. ( are you kidding me!! Apollo is one of my favorite male gods!! My name is actually the same one as the titaness that is his grandmother!) You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. (they dont even know!) You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena). You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.(hehe, did that) You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World! and also page 203!!) Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians. ( hey! I am canadian thank you very much!!! ) You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. (more like the son of neptune!) You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(Horrible! Wrong plot, wrong characters, name something that wasn't wrong!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations. (Yes) Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. (YEAH TOTALLY) You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS (maybe...) When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I have any experience.) When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. ~You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. ~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" ~You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (yes but im torn between Aphrodite, Apollo, Hades, and a few more.) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room (not yet cuase i think the movie has ALL the rong characters, even though Logan Lerman is H.O.T.) You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(No Way!) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama) You give friends and youself a godly parent, You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.(Are yu kidding, I bring them all with me!) You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy. You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about greek mythology.(Alredy Have!) You want to learn Latin. You copy/paste this onto your profile.(obviously) Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. (I got Hades!) You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. You own every single book.(duh) You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You call yourself a demigod. You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr PJO QUESTIONS 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? My Answer: the pool if they had one, if not then probably the beach 2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date? My Answer: Travis, but sadly he's taken and I am a HUGE fan of Tratie 3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? My Answer: Annabeth or Silena SHE IS NOT DEAD 4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? My Answer: Drew 5. Your Favorite PJatO book? My Answer: I LOVE THEM ALL IDIOT!! PJatO Character? My Answer: SILENA 7. Favorite God or Goddess? My Answer: Artemis, Aphrodite, Hermes, Athena, Apollo...Do you really want me to name them all? 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? My Answer: Kiss him 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? My Answer: Silena 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? My Answer: Annabeth 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? My Answer: in my head I would think he's a creeper and voice it, but then again he is my type...BUT STILL NO WAY! 12. Favorite PJatO Pairing? My Answer: Tratie 13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? My Answer: Try to get on their good side 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? My Answer: going to a club and watching people get drunk, but sadly they wouldnt let me in cuase im "Underage" 15. Favorite PJatO Quote? My Answer: there are soooooo many! but I have to say that most of them are Leo's. 16. Favorite Percy Moment? My Answer: in the lightning theif when he made the three-finger sign thingie to ward off evil, and the door smaked Ugliano in the butt. 17. Favorite Nico Moment? My Answer: He was always so depressed in PJATO and had no romantic feelings at all, so im still waiting for a good Nico moment. 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? My Answer: Anyone with Apollo 19. Favorite Grover Moment? My Answer: when he was in the wedding dress sweet talking the cyclops 20. Favorite Random Moment? My Answer: Again ANYTHING THAT HAS to DO WITH APOLLO |