Hi! So... I'm really not good at writing about myself but here goes:

I am a female, age 21. I am tall with brown, very curly hair, and blue eyes. I have an odd (as in wry, sarcastic and somewhat morbid) sense of humor. I love to read and write (but if I didn't I'd really have no business being on this site). I also like listening to/singing along with music (how boring and quiet life would be without it), watching movies (if I like them enough, then to the point where I can QUOTE them, almost verbatim) , and spending time with friends. I am in college, and my first priority is keeping my GPA up, so I won't be posting everyday... maybe not even every week, but know this: in my spare time (very little) I am writing, and I don't like not finishing things, so excepting extenuating circumstances (writer's block, plot that's not going anywhere, laziness, no reviews), I will eventually finish every story I post. You just have to be patient & hang in with me. Or if it feels like a story is going nowhere, I will let you know that I am discontinuing it, but I don't foresee this occurring.

What I'm Working On Currently:

Reminiscing: this is a fic between our beloved (teehee) Potions Master, turned DADA teacher & my own original character. It begins five years after the war, and the first chapter is, admittedly, on the fluffy side. There is a point to that, and I will try not to make a habit of it, especially for this story... even if it is fun every once in a while. Most of the story will take place in the past (my character's final year at Hogwarts, which is Harry's sixth), but the random spots in the present will be fluffy. I have no idea how long it will be eventually, but if you like it, the only way to keep me writing for certain is to review. That's the key folks, if I don't know that my writing's being appreciated, I will be much less inclined to post. So, review!

Fanfiction I enjoy writing:
-Harry Potter
-the occasional Twilight, though never about the main characters... they irk me.
-Pride & Prejudice
-anything by Tim Burton

Favorite Pairings:
Harry Potter: HGxDM, RLxSB, HPxCD, SSxOC
Twilight: ... EmC(Emmett)xJH, ACxJH, EC(Embry Call)xOC
P&P: LB&FD, JBXCB... duh! As far as I am concerned, Lady Catherine, Caroline Bingley & the odious Mr. Collins have fallen off the face of the earth (because they irk me) and will never appear, unless I need a bitchy character. I make no promises either way.

List Your 12 Favorite Harry Potter Characters:

12.) Fred Weasley
11.) Narcissa Malfoy
10.) Voldemort (or as I lovingly refer to him: Lady Voldysnort)
9.) Draco Malfoy
8.) Nymphadora Tonks
7.) Harry Potter
6.) Hermione Granger
5.) Sirius Black
4.) Remus Lupin
3.) Cedric Diggory
2.) George Weasley
1.) Severus Snape.

One major point that MUST be understood: Severus Snape is AMAZING. End of story.

And now, for some things that I found ridiculously funny (or true... or both!) while perusing this site:

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

4. Put Decaf in the coffee maker For 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Marijuana"

6. Finish all Your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go'.

10. Sing along at the opera.

11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party, because you have a headache.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'

15. Tell your children over dinner,'due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

16. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity: copy and paste this to make people who read bios smile.

13 things PMS Stands for:

13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Swing
11. Perpetual Munching Spree
10. Puffy Mid-Section
9. People Make me Sick
8. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
6. Pimples May Surface
5. Pass My Sweats
4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
3. Poor Men Suck
2. Pack My Stuff
1. Potential Murder Suspect

50 Things NOT to Do at Hogwarts(winkwink)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldey senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class sky clad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's detention to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on his or her arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every Potions class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as body lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God... even if he is.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS thing:

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're Gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will congratulate you when he asks you out.
BEST FRIENDS: Will clap you on the back, walk up to him, and say: “Break her heart; I’ll break your face.”

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you trip.
BEST FRIENDS: Points and laughs, because she just stuck her foot out.

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and chains him to your basement.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps a stash of tissues under her bed.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain when you’re soaked.
BEST FRIENDS: Has already taken yours and ran halfway down the street.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Are passed out in the next cell down.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you for your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has kidnapped your phone, and is trying to call you to collect the ransom.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the crowd’s ass.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will pull you off the top of the bar when you’re drunk, and are trying to pole-dance with the bartender...
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there, too... and probably the ones who suggested it in the first place.

FRIENDS: Will listen to you rant about your fight with some Bimbo.
BEST FRIENDS: Is helping you key her Porsche.

FRIENDS: Can guess what you’re thinking.
BEST FRIENDS: Have developed awesome telekinetic mind-powers, just to get inside your head.

FRIENDS: Will forgive you when you break her favourite CD.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you off a building herself.

FRIENDS: Hold your hair while you chuck, and hand you a Panadol for the hangover.
BEST FRIENDS: Is puking next to you, and has already taken the last one.

FRIENDS: Will help you do something illegal.
BEST FRIENDS: Will become Prime Minister and make it legal so you can do it all the time.

FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason they’re after you.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map, and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile)

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

A friend would help you escape an explosion. A best friend would help you set up the bomb.

I wish my vegetables were cannibals so they could eat themselves.

A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that, please put it in your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did that.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word four letters or less, copy and paste this onto your profile ("wear").

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I kissed
April--I licked
May--I jumped on
June--I smelled
July--I did the Macarena With
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--a birdbath
2--a monster
3--a phone
4--a fork
5--a snowman
6--a gangster
7--my mobile phone
8--my dog
9--my best friends' boyfriend
10--my neighbor
11--my science teacher
12--a banana
13--a fireman
14--a stuffed animal
15--a goat
16--a pickle
17--your mom
18--a spoon
19-- - a smurf
20--a baseball bat
21--a ninja
22--Chuck Norris
23--a noodle
24--a squirrel
25--a football player
26--my sister
27--my brother
28--an ipod
29--a surfer
30--a llama
31--A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--because I'm cool like that
Black--because that's how I roll.
Pink--because I'm crazy.
Red--because the voices told me to.
Blue--because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--because I'm AWESOME!
Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--because I can..
Other--because I'm a Ninja!
None--because I can't control myself!

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

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(O.o )

This is Bunny.

Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!

If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like chocolate. Cheetahs are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile. (heh, heh, or both)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, then copy and paste this to your profile!

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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

90% of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flying-tackle-hug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you forgot your phone number when someone asked you for it, copy this to your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would maybe like to become one, post this onto your profile.

93% of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, .missy.skye., BlissfulyShadowingEdwardCullen., Korie.Moore, The Dawn Is Breaking, SariaHael, VampireDragonGirl66, tbanderson

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, BlissfulyShadowingEdwardCullen, Korie.Moore, The Dawn Is Breaking, VampireDragonGirl66, tbanderson

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If for all of DH you were wondering 'So where's Crookshanks...?', copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you cried when Fred Weasley or Severus Snape died, and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, SariaHael, VampireDragonGirl66, tbanderson

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped in the middle of a busy street to look at something, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to tuck your hair behind your ear, and wound up accidentally poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, SariaHael, VampireDragonGirl66, tbanderson

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

80% of teenage girls think Taylor Lautner is HOT, if your one of the 20% who shake their heads sadly and dismissively, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is A LOT), copy this in your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

92% of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8% that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

That's all folks! ... for now.