hello there my name is dalissa34, i hope to upload some good stories since I've been wanting to for a while now and I hope you enjoy them as I have enjoyed writing them. :D

so let me tell u a litte about myself:

age:13

gender:female

favorite anime/manga: DragonBall Z(FOREVER!), Fullmetal Alchemist, RosarioVampire

favorite books: embrace series, hush hush series, all dbz manga, anima,

favorite couples(anime): BulmaVegeta, GokuChi-Chi,TskuneMoka (can't think of anyone else :C)

Hobbies: Drawing Anime(DBZ mostly), Reading, Writing, Watching Tfs Parodys(DBZ)

THESE ARE SIGNS THAT SHOW YOU READ OR WATCH TOO MUCH ANIME/MANGA:

1.) When someone says something confusing, you say Eh?

2.) When someone says something funny, you say Kya!

3.) You have memorised the begining and ending theme song of all your favorite animes in japanese.

4.) You burst into tears of joy when you find out the next volume of a manga series your reading comes out.

5.) For halloween, your going as an anime charecter and you copied their outfit perfectly.

6.) You get pissed when someone pronounces a manga charecters name wrong.

7.) You shriek and laugh like a maniac when you reach the bookstore's manga section.

8.) Your eyes are constantly glued to the computer screen reading manga and watching anime.

9.) Your friends are used to your constant raving about manga and/or anime.

10.) You copyed all the martial arts moves that your fave manga/anime character can do.

11.) You fill 24 pages of notebook paper with description words for your favorite manga/anime character.

12.) At least six of the signs apply to you.

lol. I got this from msdouble0ninja. Do u like it? I do, because a lot of the stuff on the list relate to me. ;)

I thought this was really funny:

How Bulma and Yamcha REALLY broke up:

Yamcha: Hey, Bulma! It's me, Yamcha!

Bulma: Oh, hey. Hold on a moment, my ex is calling.

Yamcha: Hey girl, it's good to- wait, ex? What's that about?

Bulma: Yeah, I'm breaking up with you.

Yamcha: WHAT? But why?!

Bulma: You haven't called me in months!

Yamcha: I have been DEAD!

Bulma: Oh, well that's not stopping you NOW, is it?

Yamcha: Do NOT do this right now!

Bulma: Oh hey, you wanna know where this is ending? Hey Vegeta, wanna come live with me?

Vegeta: Only if it's got a pool.

Yamcha: HE'S THE REASON I'M DEAD!

Bulma: Well then, I guess he's just more of a man then you, isn't he?

And thus, our questions are answered. XD

Dragon Ball Pact:

"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"

Found that on another persons profile and I couldn't resist! *puts hand behind head* Heh heh...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.

Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

If silence is golden, is talking silver?

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible, it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I've been an idiot Woman: You finally noticed?

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. (HELLS YEAH!!!!!!!!)

If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile. (VEGETA, BITCHES XD)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of I! nsanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!

You know your a Fangirl/boy if:

You know your fav scenes by heart

You made your own nicknames for the characters

You made tributes for you fav characters

You have them say the Disclaimer for you fanfic

You have the episodes on your ipod (or any device similar)

You have the abridged songs on your ipod

You sing the abridged songs over the actual songs

You ever thought about cosplaying

You ever made a fanfic

You have various pics of your fav characters on your laptop/ipod/thingy

You see your fav characters around you in everyday life

You see them as the angel and devil on your shoulders

You think "What would (insert character name here) do in this situation?"

You realize how similar your life is to your fav (or not fav) characters (you know the one)

You found yourself nodding to this

Now your smiling XD

If you are insane (i totally am), and enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

if you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not,copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You say vampires, I say SAIYANS!

You say Stephanie Meyer, I say AKIRA TORIYAMA!

You say Bella and Edward, I say VEGETA AND BULMA!

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM GETA!

You say Bella, I say BULMA!

You say Jacob, I say KAKAROT!

You say Forks, I say THE UNIVERSE!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!

DBZ PWNZ!

The difference between normal fans and Team Four Star parody fans:

Normal fans: see a muffin and think, "yum!"

TFS fans: see a muffin and think, "muffin button!"

Normal fans: Hear the batman theme song and don't really think about it.

TFS fans: Hear the batman theme and sing, "nanananananna dendeeeee!"

Normal fans: Believe in the existance of aliens.

TFS fans: Believe in the existance of albino Namekians.

Normal fans: Hear about the super saiyan and think, "wow!"

TFS fans: Hear about the super saiyans and think, "haven't we heard this one before?"

Normal fans: See Vegeta steal Freeza's Dragon balls and don't react.

TFS fans: See Vegeta steal Freeza's Dragon balls and sing, "i've got a lovely bunch of dragon balls, dodaledodo, here they are all sitting in a bunch, dododo, one star, two star, all as big as my head! Give em a toss, a planet across, that's how Vegeta wins, buh bye!"

Normal fans: See someone get hit and shudder in horror.

TFS fans: See someone get hit and yell, "DOOOOOOOOODGE!"

Normal fans: When chased, hide.

TFS fans: When chased, yell, "QUACK!"

Normal fans: See something gay and sweat drop.

TFS fans: See something gay and think, "It sure is Zarbon in here."

Normal fans: Call Dende and Nail by their names.

TFS fans: Call Dende and Nail big green and little green.

Normal fans: Curse when the internet stops working in the middle of a video.

TFS fans: Say, "See? This is why we need tvvvvvvvvv!"

Normal fans: Call for help.

TFS fans: Yell, "NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!"

Normal fans: Shriek when they fall in cold water.

TFS fans: Yell, "F*ck the stream!"

Normal fans: Apologize for pushing their friend off a ladder.

TFS fans: Yell, "have a nice climb back up, BITCH!"

Normal fans: Yell at their brother/sister when he/she defies them.

TFS fans: Remend their brother/sister of the pecking order.

Normal fans: Watch fighting silently.

TFS fans: Add commentary. When their friend asks what their doing, say, "I'm doing commentary, mate!"

Normal fans: Go to the beach on vacation.

TFS fans: Go straight to australia.

Normal fans: Yell when their scared.

TFS fans: Scream, "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

Normal fans: Go to someones house and say, "Hey!"

TFS fans: Go to someones house and say in a creepy voice, "We're heeeeeeeeeeeere. Mates."

Normal fans: Think Twilight(Eww) will rule the world.

TFS fans: Know for a fact that TFS will rule the world.

Normal fans: Read this and have a WTF?! face.

TFS fans: Read this, grin, and repost it on their profile. XD

It's a little-known fact that the word "Math" is actually an acronym.

Mental

Abuse

To

Humans

So is "School"

Seven

Crappy

Hours

Of

Our

Lives

Along with "Finals"

Fuck

I

Never

Actually

Learned

Shit

You say vampire movies? I'm gonna reply 'Dragon Ball Z'.

You say your dream guy's Jacob Black? Mine's Vegeta Oji.

You say Edward Cullen? I say Edward Elric FTW!!!!!

You say Stephenie Meyer? I scream Akira Toriyama!

You wanna sprout fangs? I'm hoping for a tail.

You say Twilight? I say "What the... dude. There's this invention called anime."

If you're sick of people obsessing over Twilight, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name. (And a comment as well, if ya wish.) FatesBestFriend24, Dalissa34

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when

they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,

why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( That's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off of those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And.. .I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren’t two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Vegeta. Veggie-Kun.Vegetable. Little Veggie.Vegeta-Chan. Sexy Veggie. Geta. If your a Vegeta fan girl that would take the time to think about the many nicknames of Vegeta, copy and post this on your profile.

Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven,Werewolf5, Yuul, Jessica01, Zydeko, Bulma3678, FatesBestFriend24, Dalissa34

Ifyou think that Vegeta and Bulma are a match made in heaven repost this to your profile

Repost this if you truly believe in God

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