Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Chekov comes to the sickbay and reveals however unwillingly a secret to the good Doctor that he's not quite happy about. McCoy's determined to change it, much to the navigator's chagrin.

The Enterprise is in a state of turmoil. Can Scotty fix the engines? Can Bones fix the crewmen? Can the two fix each other? Eventual Scones.

Jim Kirk has many quirks. Here are twenty-six completely unrelated, random, crackish insights to his life. Emphasis on crack. Contains some mild cursing, Spock logic, and McCoy's hyposprays.

JD/Cox: The death of JD's father starts a whole new set of problems when Dr. Cox first offers him the hug he's always wanted. What does he actually want? More the point, what the hell is Dr. Cox doing? Rated M for SEX! R&R! CHAPTER 33 UP!

Merlin is hopelessly in love with Arthur, but Arthur doesn't see, and his the only one... What will it take for Arthur to finally see Merlin and his love...

Arguing with a model, C.C hurls pizza and hits Lelouch's spring collection! With no money to pay, C.C is thrown into a nightmarish slave life to pay off the cost of the damage. -COMPLETE!-

Dark Link has some... problems going on in his highschool life. Will Link be able to fix that or completely destroy him? DarkXLink Yaoi boyXboy

Heroes of Olympus AU, Sherlock is intrigued by the only unregistered demigod in the world, and the prophecy that surrounds him. Eventual Slash.

Robin can never catch a break. Life is never easy, and things only become harder when a ghost of Batmans past now begins to haunt and corrupt the young Robin for his own personal gain. This is an AU where the Robin line up is not in order and characters are a tad OOC. Not an OC. BEWARE: AU. Contains slash later on.

Blaine Anderson is a new transfer student to Hogwarts. What happens when he's pulled into a group of misfits that accept him with open arms? What shenanigans will they get up to during their Sixth year? Klaine-centric, but features everyone.

Jason Todd finds himself in a Gotham strangely different from the place he calls home, and he's not happy about it. Now he must learn to deal with a Bruce that cares and a Dick Grayson that's only thirteen years old if he ever wants to make it home.

ONE-SHOT. "BREAK THE ICE" SERIES: 1/3. A dance is a dance, except when it isn't. — Tahno/Korra. Cover art by niolynn.

It's not drop dead comedy, but hopefully it'll make you chuckle.

It began on the night when Hibari popped out of his wardrobe. Then from under his bed, his kitchen cabinets, the janitor closet, and trashcans. And as he grew older, slowly but surely, little Tsuna's fear became something akin to love. /Eventual 1827/

"Whoever taught you to dance so well?" "You did." After an Algerian jewel heist in Paris turns positively dull, Holmes takes it upon himself to teach Watson how to waltz. Inspired by Game of Shadows, some spoilers. Light but deliberate S/W.

John and Sherlock have to endure living together, but they dont always have to like it. Cute little ficlets. Friendship fic. Read and review please. Dedicated to my beautiful best friend and love of my life, Q :

A circus after dark is creepy enough, but an abandoned circus owned by a psychotic clown? That's just too much.

I am Craig Tucker: Punctual. Boring. Expressionless. That is... until a little blond boy shows up on time one day. Why haven't I noticed him before..? -Creek! CraigxTweek -ALMOST M by much later chapters. ...Like, BORDERLINE. There, you have been warned.

In between school and saving the world, the Young Justice team still finds time to be normal teenagers. Multiple pairings, no grapic content.

It's hard being a father, especially being the father of young women going off into the world of make-up and boys. So, how would the guys from One Piece handle meeting their daughter's first date? Mild AU, very slight implications of pairings. -Law

What happens when Lucy gets left behind on a mission? Apparently, a lot. LucyGray

...You see the battlefield. John Watson knows this, and he still can't keep away. There's something both men see in the other, that pulls them together. A series of vignettes of 221b Baker Street. Slash, or Pre-slash - JohnSherlock.

...How Much We're Meant To Be. 100 themed one-shots of Scotty/Chekov. In no particular order because... plot bunnies don't like the number sequence. All genres, all ratings, all fun... I hope. R&R!

the warrior of light is broken and wounded with no one to help him... when the sages ask of him to destroy a lingering darkness he gives up his sword to save him because in those red eyes he may find the way to heal. Yaoi LinkDark linkoc

While Puck's in juvie, Karofsky tries his luck with Kurt, spreading vicious rumours and bullying the Gleeks worse than ever when Kurt refuses his advances. But with Puck getting released early, Karofsky better start a running. PucKurt-estab relationship

Spock and Kirk in their days at the academy. Kirk has interesting plans at carnival time which involve Spock, a cauldron, poisonous chocolates, false teeth and a lot of red wall paint, and that's just for starters...

A collection of one-shots based on the original Kid Flash.

Little Scorpius comes into Harry's life very unexpectedly when Draco is kidnapped by persons unknown and just wants his daddy back. Will Harry be able to fulfill that wish? And if he can't, who will take care of the child in Draco's absence? Future HPDM

James Kirk, met James Kirk.

"Alex can't see where his legs end under that sweat shirt, and he wouldn't be surprised if they went all the way up to Sean's collarbone." Alex/Sean, Erik/Charles, Modern!Au. Warnings inside.

If you got hit in the head with a building, literally, what would you dream of? Wally wakes up to find himself prince of the Kingdom of Flash. Now he must journey across the land on a quest to awaken his true love: the "princess" of the Kingdom of Bats!

See. Hear. Touch. Taste. Smell. The fives senses. But there is another ability most humans have, one we take for granted, one we don't realize the importance of until we meet someone without it. Two, actually- if you count love, that is. MxM.

Basically, Kurt's being sexually harassed and Puck notices. Takes place S2, before Kurt's transfer to Dalton.

Arthur moved from the big city of Chicago to the small town of Limbo. And if switching private schools to public schools didn't cut it, then being dragged into a messed up fairy tale did.

Eames: "If I say DON'T think about sharing a screaming, hot orgasm with me… What do you think about?" rated M for smex! ArthurxEames

Bruce Wayne, aka Batman, seems to be having a party with most of the Justice League attending, while the members of the Young Justice seem to be having plans of their own! What troubles will ensue? T for language and possible future references. :D

Aqualad noticed. He had known from the start. He recognized this behavior because he had seen it in Atlantis—it was normal there. He, like Miss Martian, knew, but was covering for Robin by distracting everybody if things got to iffy.Robin/Kid Flash R/KF

When Karofsky pushes Kurt hard enough, the school faculty finally realize that something must be done. So Principal Figgins declares Karofsky Kurt's personal driver and bag-carrier while his broken arm heals. Who knows where this will lead? AU from NBK!

The more McCoy tried to fight it, the more he wanted to help the stupid kid. A McCoy/Kirk friendship fic. Hurt!Jim. Angry!McCoy.

It's a real disease, you know—turns grumpy men into absolute sweethearts and wild and crazy men into relatively responsible individuals. Funny thing is: people only mind getting it until they actually have it and then they enjoy it .

Things get out of hand when the JL tries to teach the team about sex. A story in which Wally is not gay, Aquaman cries like a little girl, everyone is scarred for life and Batman shows off a little of his artistic side. Very Slightly AU.

Kid Flash has a game he likes to play. The game piece, well it's Robin. Superboy, ever curious about this new world wants to join in too. Slash! no like then don't read. Story's better than it sounds.

Speedy has been keeping an eye on the Young Justice League and has noticed a certain lack of appreciation toward a certain black haired hacker. Angry about it Speedy decides to take matters into his own hands. Possible future M chapters...

Depending on what mood I'm in you'll get Superboy angsting or Kid Flash and Artemis needing to get it on sometimes even Robin hitting on Black Canary or *GASP!* Miss Martian being a cliche naive foreigner! With 40% more swearing than the TV show!

AU. Band-setting. Kirk gets a song-writer and suddenly things get complicated for a certain Scotsman. Scotty/Chekov, Kirk/Spock. COMPLETE.

Life between cases. The detective and the doctor work together to learn how the other works. But some things they discover are not what they had expected. Wasn't Watson straight? And wasn't Holmes married to his work? Slow to begin with, sorry.

Don't mess with Dick's chocolate. He'll smack the taste out yo' mouf'

Everyone knows that chores are 'stupid'. And with nothing better to do Wally decides teasing Dick is probably the most fun he's going to have all day. If you look beyond all the sweat you'll be sure to find some good ol' slash.

A series of drabbles about the childhood and friendship of the Doctor and the Master. Some are fun, some are sad. No slash.

COMPLETE When John Watson left his hometown for the capital of Baker Kingdom, hoping to become a Royal Knight, he had no idea that he'd find so much more there than a title; namely evil poisoners, damsels in not-quite-distress and a reason to live. Slash.

Modern day AU. From the moment they encounter each other Arthur seems destined to become Merlin's knight in shining armour.

Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?

Highschool AU. Spock is the new kid! What will he do when he encounters the force of nature that is Jim Kirk...? Probably will turn into slash.

In Bones' world, baking for that special someone is akin to sharing affection. Except Bones is stuck on the 'Fleet campus for Christmas and there is only one possible reason - or person - that could have triggered the need to bake in Leonard McCoy. K/M.

Just a collection of 'scenes we'd like to see' R&R I do not own Sherlock or any of its affiliates. Rated M for adult content. WARNING. Contains slash. If you don't like. Don't Read. Sherlock/John

Harry is turned into a cat by the devious George and Fred! But what happens when a certain Malfoy finds him?

Scotty is de-aged. Hilarity/chaos ensues. For a prompt on the st xi kink meme.

Moments between France and England. Chapter fifteen: France and England sign an agreement to work together. Chapter sixteen: France interferes with England's embroidery. Chapter seventeen: For Armistice day. Lest we forget.

Kurt Hummel is SO ashamed of himself. Purt.

In an alternate universe where the age of pirates never exist, the Mugiwara pirates and the rest of One Piece cast are left to live in a normal world solving everyday problems like work and school. Luffy/Nami and more later. New Chapter spoiler!

Ianto's sick of feeling second best, and decides that enough is enough. Owen watches him fall in a downward spiral, and steps in to help Ianto rediscover who he is. But can Owen ever replace Jack? Jack/Ianto series.

In the Mirror!Verse, McCoy is a doctor who has always managed to resist/reject Kirk's charms/demands, but when Kirk becomes captain, he asks Pike for a personal favor. He wants McCoy as his CMO. Warnings: Violence, Language, Non-Consensual Situations.

WG Institute is an eccentric school in the middle of nowhere. When Luffy D. Monkey transfers into the high school in the middle of the year, he's about to prove that there's more than eccentricity to the people there. Your not-so-typical high school AU.

Bones is de-aged to four years old. Oh, my. For a prompt at the st xi kink meme on livejournal.

A post-DH EWE fun time post-war story of healing, friendship and summer romance. The students of Hogwarts join together to rebuild the school and themselves in the summer following the war. HPDM SLASH.

Sherlock misses nothing, no matter how hard Watson tries.

Usopp and the rest of the Strawhat crew land on an island full of secrets. Secrets that may have something to do with a magic that doesn't even come from the Strawhat's world.

Post-It Verse. AU set in 21st Century:: A connection between two people forms by degrees. Love is measured by how much you can help a person and how much a person heals you in return.

Gilbert Beilschmidt's life at Hetalia Highschool was pretty average. He had his stuffy younger brother, two classmates who could almost keep up with his awesome, and he was even passing his classes. That was before ex-frie-ally Arthur Kirkland came back… INCOMPLETE AND ABANDONED.

After becoming sick at his abusive relatives, Harry is taken to Hogwarts where he infects Snape, McGonagall, Madame Pomfrey, and Draco Malfoy. They all have to take each other but what will happen when they find out Harry's secrets? SLASH DM/HP

It's A-Z with a certain rubbery captain paired off with a green haired swordsman, a fire controlling big brother,and a fellow Supernova by the name of 'Captain'. There is in some chapters spoilers.

Your favorite countries in a series of oneshots based around classic Broadway songs! R&R no flames

A series of interconnected oneshots focusing on our beloved Captain, from the point of view of different members of the Enterprise crew. NO SLASH. Mild Spock and Uhura. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I own nothing and make no money from this.

Zoro wakes up with some changes. So now the Strawhats have to make some adjustments.

Jim has a dirty little secret that only McCoy knows about. Or, he was the only one who knew about it. / McKirk Slash. COMPLETE!

As the Slytherin wait to get into potions, Draco gets totally burned ! in a game and everyone gets a first-hand look to how the Slytherin hierarchy system really works.

When Harry gets sick, no thanks to his abusive relatives, Snape brings him to Hogwarts, where he infects everyone else and has to wait out the wizards flu with his two professors and Malfoy. What will happen when they learned he was abused? SLASH DM/HP

Puck can't sleep, Kurt has a surprise and Burt has to go to the police station. Puck/Kurt

and the one time they returned the favor.

A fun look at the early days of the relationship - boys will be boys! COMPLETE

In which Kurt throws a hissy fit and Puck calms him down.

Sequel to "All I got for Christmas was a roofie in my drink"...This is the next day, with hungover to hell Jim and Bones taking care of him, the two of the trying to come to terms with the night before and enjoy Christmas day together.

An unlikely frienship occurs by the correspondence between rivals. Sequel to Apologies but can be read alone.

No matter how he tries to rationalize it, the fact remains that Draco can't help keeping tabs on Potter. Harry/Draco-ish.

An English man and a Prussian man walk into a bar… And in turn, face the consequences the next day. Slight Prussia x England.

Academy fic following Kirk & McCoy as they progress from shuttle mates to soulmates.

Short one shot. One evening when the crew of the Enterprise descide to indulge in some Karoake one cpatain Kirk shows us what he can do, hillarity ensues. I suck at summaries, please read! First Trek fic. I own nothing! :D T for mild language.

Francis came back from the Carribean bronzed. Arthur came back burned. oneshot, slight France x England, enjoy

Slow-developing K/M Academy fic. McCoy's POV. They meet on the shuttle, but friendship takes a while... Now complete.

Hetalia high school. England's been acting wierd, Japan's in love, Russia's found a new 'toy' and france is still... well... France. What happens when everyones stuck in the same school together.

It all began when a French boy found a bench and an English boy sitting on it. FrUk AU.

Koschei gives Theta lessons, if not necessarily ones pertaining to academia. Academy-Era Doctor/Master ficlet.

Jim Kirk may not be an MD, but he *is* a genius. So he can tell when a cold isn't just a cold, right? No reason to bring a tricorder into this, none at all.

When Zelda decides to go on a vacation to Walt Disney World, she naively invites three villains along with Link and Midna. How will they ever survive seven days together at the happiest place on Earth?

Spock decides that his friendship with Jim & Bones has reached an acceptable point to begin tactile contact.

Holmes discovers that Watson has been sketching him in his notebook. He is enthralled, and plans something... No slash! Please read and review.

In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!

Boredom plus destruction equals explosions. Just take the Mabudachi Trio's word for it. Now with *random percentage* more crack. In other words, it's being continued. Yay.

50 sentences documenting the relationship between Leonard McCoy and Pavel Chekov. SLASH. McCoy/Chekov. Rated "T" for safety. COMPLETED.

Arthur Kirkland loves fantasy, but this wasn't exactly what he had in mind. FrUK if any pairing.

A transporter mishap results in kid!Chekov being let loose on the Enterprise. McCoy reluctantly appoints himself babysitter as Spock and Scotty struggle to find a way to reverse the change. 

AU in which Sanji attempts to go on a date with every girl in the One Piece universe. Good Luck Sanji!

Alfred Jones comes from an abusive family, Arthur's is just dead. Together they set forth to form a drama club where, maybe, they can find some sort of happiness - even if that wine-bastard keeps following Arthur around! FrUK, AmericaCanada, GerIta. AU.

Myths that you know and love brought together One Piece-afied!

Watson receives a trunk. Holmes is curious.

England finds an old picture book him and America had put together. After an incident with a kitchen knife, France decides to try to make Arthur forget about the american. UsxUK FrUK Warning: Rape, swearing, blood and SMEXY SMEXY YAOI

In which there is a game of rugby and ridiculous brother-related antics. A sequel of sorts to 'Of Family, Friends and Football'.

“Did he finally go and faint on you? I told him he would, what with having naught to eat but coffee, toast and tobacco since you left.” Watson is concerned about Holmes. Inspired by one of KCS's sentences, rated K , with a sneak peek included!

My version of what happened when Holmes returned from his 'Death'. SherlockXWatson. R&R.

Bermuda Triangle, everyone in high school calls a set of the foul-mouthed Sanji, the scary-violent Zoro and the tricky-moody Kid. Still, no one could actually see the real them. No one, except this new boy who just transferred to their high school…CHAP5!

You came all the way here for that? slight Young!France x Chibi!England, oneshot, enjoy.

A simple chore goes wonderfully, blissfully awry. Holmes/Watson

Scotty finds something he lost, which turns out to be a bit of good luck for both him and McCoy.

/slash/It was time for the yearly human vaccine shot that was given out to everyone that was human , and Pavel was a bit nervous. But with aid from the after effects of the vaccine and both Jim and Bones there, he's bound to get over it. Bones/Kirk/Pavel

Stories about McCoy and Kirk through their time in the Academy, and their first looks at the Enterprise crew. Slight McCoy/Kirk

Series of ten drabbles revolving around Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy. Kirk/bones Slash.

Jim knew, from the moment Bones opened his mouth, that Bones was going to say that this was an incredibly, horribly bad idea, and insert the word 'goddammit' at least twice. Christmas fic. -Kirk/McCoy-

In which Kirk is a good guy, Chekov loves comic books and McCoy just wants to be the hero for once. I'm terrible at summaries, I don't want to give anything away. No slash, rated T for some language.

A series of short little insights to Jim and Bones' days at the academy, inspired by the ridiculous quotes from "Texts From Last Night." Rated M, Slash Kirk/Bones

Jim was in love with the cranky doctor, and had been since somewhere between the bread bowls and the egg rolls.

Bones wasn't looking for a friend. But it was impossible to not like Jim. Academy era, brief Kirk/McCoy

Fluffy one shot set in academy days. Kirk/Bones

After an unsuccessful fight, Hibari Kyouya, the most feared man in Namimoti, is sent to the Hospital. I hope the story will be better then this summary... -1827

Just a funny-as-hell piece about Jim's severe oral fixation. Insinuated Jim/McCoy, but rated T for liberal use of naughty innuendoes.

Five times Leonard McCoy said the phrase "I can fix that", one time he wishes he could, and one time he doesn't need to say it at all.

Draco woke up at Mignight to go Ice Skating. Little did he know he would meet Harry there. A little bit of skating and some other things happen ;D Drarry DracoxHarry

A strange thing happened on Fleet street. Lestrade has come to 221b Baker Street to get to the "bottom" of the matter.

When the good doctor is sick his number one patient is the one to take care of him. Rated T for mild swearing.

With 4 people on board who know what happened to Zoro on Thriller Bark, it's not a surprise the whole crew soon finds out. The crew's reactions. Now up: Chapter 5, Nami. Warning: light Zoro/Nami in chapter 5.

In which the janitor’s closet is used as an ideal location for the French and English teachers to drink wine and not scar their students with their drunken tomfoolery. FrUK

A joke list of the many things that you may have no clue about our beloved One Piece characters. Trust me, some of them you'll be surprized. Crack-list.

Reborn has come up with a perfect mission and now Tuna, Gokudera, and Yamamoto must retrieve an article of clothing from three people. Guess who was lucky enough to choose Hibari. 8018

It was common knowledge that England hated France, so it was an understatement to say that France was shocked to see the other nation calling him, in the middle of the night, all to ask a question that made Francis just a little bit nostalgic.

A drunken Hawkins is quite the fun and unusual sight to see. Some of the other supernovas find this out first hand. Rated for mentions of alcohol, light cursing, and a few slightly suggestive scenes.

When a cook doesn't know that a tomato is a fruit but a sniper does...yeah, it's bad. Oneshot with slight crack. Enjoy.

This is part of the America's random holiday series, but this one spread. This is an international celebration of a past golden age! With fans and paricipents around the world. Alfred isn't the main culprit this time.

Five times Bones had a damn good excuse for kissing Jim and one time he didn't. Kirk/McCoy. Contains: A dash of angst, a bit of schmoop, a pinch of kidfic, and it probably toes the line on being crack as well.

Because Hibari Kyouya was not at all a sweet person. -8018

Hibari gets into a horrid accident, and is confined to a near vegetarian diet. How is the Carnivore going to survive? How are the people taking care of him going to survive too! Poor Vongola family...

I see England, I see France...and I don't see a very happy parent-teacher conference. AU, slight France/England

Screw America, this guy was Japan's man in shinning armor. Or man in shiny trousers. Or the surfboard was shining- Alright, let me start this over. So Japan was swimming off the coast of himself... :oneshot of recent history: Please drink responsibly.

Leonard McCoy always took pride in his self control. But one conversation with the Captain and one visit to the sickbay from a certain Russian Ensign later, these carefully erected walls begin to crumble down. Chekov/McCoy. Work in progress.

Just something I wrote of everyone's favorite dysfunctional family :3

America/Canada. Fill I did for the kink meme. Basically, America and Canada watching a scary movie.

It's two am and Spanner can't sleep. A collection of short drabbles revolving around Tsuna and Spanners relationship. AU, Fluff SupaTsuna

poor Double D. Ed and Eddy gone for the week, having to deal with bullies on the bus, being sexually harassed by Kevin... KevinXEdd/Double D

A radio station important to Luffy has lost the influence it once had. Against the FCC Luffy and his friends create an outlawed station using a hack into the broadcast network to bring the sound of freedom of speech back to his town. FINAL CHAPTER UP

Oneshot;; The events which happen when two rivals end up waiting at the same bench, one cloudy morning. Arthur wishes that Francis would leave Alfred and Matthew out of it.

Join Hitsugaya and Ichigo on a trip to a land far, far, away, full of endless gender-bending, evil rapists, perverted woodland creatures, and more. All your favorite fairy-tales, Bleached. Crack IchiHitsu.

Based off of a cute 8018 video in youtube. Yamamoto asks Gokudera and Tsuna a favor and the three explore the streets of Italy. Armed with only a cell phone, Yamamoto Takeshi was going to give Hibari Kyoya the greatest surprise of his life. 8018.

We are the lucky ones… Kirk/McCoy Songfic

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

After the 'Nero Incident' the crew of the Enterprise is forced on 'shore leave' while Star Fleet figures out what it is going to do with it's new heroes. McCoy finds himself in Georgia with an unexpected guest. Scones centric.

After the chaos. Eddy hates May. She took Double D from him! Eddy's depressed because we wants to tell Double D how he feels about him, but is terrified of what the result might be...One-shot, Slash, EddxEddy

Takes place after chapter 524. Zoro ending up Perona's island seems to be the most nonsensical place for a swordsman to find himself. But what's more ridiculous is if these two ended up together. A story of a ghost princess and the devil swordsman.

Pure and utter crack. One day, Voldemort tries out a new spell on his Death Eaters. What does it do and what is everyone's reactions? R&R! This is humor, not a literary masterpiece,don't be too harsh!

It's okay, i've got you." Shuttle ride turbulence one freaked out Bones McCoy. Slash, Kirk/Bones, prompt at lj kink meme

Since the beggining, Dino and Hibari have had many adventures together. Whether its almost drowning due to ones stubbornness, twisted dreams involving tentacles, or even their first encounter, these two have been through it all. Possible Future pairing

Arthur loved storms. He loved them because a certain Frenchman hated them. FrUK

8059.... We blame the umbrella.

Drabbles about Kirk/McCoy. Warning Slash, dont like dont read. Rated T for minor swearing.

It's not long after Independance day, and Iggy feels a little down. And drunk. France wishes to help him recover! But maybe it is for more than just the sake of it... SHOUNEN AI / YAOI Rated for language!

When the day was done, where did Gokudera run to? Yamamoto wants to find out.

One shot involving Hibari and Dino. The carnivore loses his cool. Why the theatre you ask? Because it's where magic happens! Warnings: shounen-ai, crack

It's Scotty's birthday, and Spock is at the party by request. Havoc ensues when Bones lets on that Vulcans get drunk off of chocolate... -ONESHOT-

The 5 accidental marriages of Jim T. Kirk and Leonard "Bones" McCoy. And one real marriage.

This is basically a retelling of most of the episodes from season 2 and more in a slash style, starting with Momma's Little Ed. I've alwaws wondered, how did that night affect Eddy? EddyxDD slash! yaoi! It might go beyond T later... not really sure...

He knew he had to go somewhere to rest, somewhere safe... An injured Gokudera takes refuge in a rather unlikely place.

Gokudera was prepared to share a hotel room with him. But sleep in the same BED! 8059 rated for swearing and other stuff -wink- ON HOLD... OR MAYBE HIATUS, WE'LL SEE HOW THINGS TURN OUT

A brief glimpse into the life of a young Leonard McCoy. Currently on one-shot status.

A look into the daily adventures of Chekov during his Academy days...

Gokudera decideds to walk home on an extreemly rainy day, which was a bad idea.

Done for Angel's b-day! England was used to other nations simply barging into his house whenever they felt like it. However, he had to draw the line somewhere. And coming in at five in the morning to bake cookies certainly crossed that line. Fruk oneshot

Riley Starvos didn't want to like Peter. He just wanted to be like everyone else.

Spock hated storms. A quite amusing encounter with an arrogant, reckless, and adorable little boy changes that. Especially after said boy jumps in a fish pond to save a starship. No slash, just fluff.

Matt and Mello's summer adventure: a road trip. Very slight MxM

Robin has an unwanted suitor. Who is he? None other than Red X. How did that happen? SLASH!

Kirk has to sleep the whole night, Doctor's orders. But being the restless person he is, he finds himself in the canteen looking for something to eat. Instead, he gets a sweet surprise. Kirk/Chekov, nudity, excessive cuteness. ONESHOT

In-N-Out was the bomb! Even in space for that is what a certian young captain Kirk is soon finding out with a slyish smile for who knew it would be so distracting? Yeah, he did. Spirk.

For 2 weeks Gokudera hasn't been able to sleep and its begun to affect him, after losing his temper and getting hurt he runs off...but someone decides that there is more to this then there seems, will that person be able to cure him? One-shot YamaGoku

Welcome to the pirate's life. Who said it was never fun and games on board the pirate ship? A series of brief expositions concerning a certain One Piece crew of vagabonds and miscreants.

Though they may have forgotten, their feet still know the steps.

AU-Crack Story involving all the Supernovas. Prince Drake must go save his fair Princess Hawkins after the insidious Trafalgar Law captures him and demands him to become his lover. Drake x Hawkins, Law x Kidd, One-sided Bonney x Drake.

Fun and games with the Straw Hat Pirates.

The only thing he craved more than chocolate, the only thing he needed more than games, was the gentle touch of the other's lips on his telling him so eloquently that he was loved. 30 Kisses series MelloxMatt. Severe FLUFF!

Random drabbles written for different kink requests from the Hetalia Kink meme community as well as just random one shots. Mainly Germany/Italy/Spain/S.Italy pairings but some others. Fluff and Limes/Lemons.

Personal space? Ha! No such thing, if you ask Mello. Mello/Matt. T for cursing. Rating may go up. Edit: Tsk, apparently Light has no concept of personal space either. Things aren't looking good for Matt.

Fairy Tail's strongest team go out on a mission: have a sleepover party at the client's mansion? What more, they must act it out perfectly from telling scary stories to playing Truth or Dare! Suspicious, isn't it? Pairing: Gray/Natsu. HIATUS

Fai the smartest kid in the class is tasked with one important job. Help Kuro anyway he can in raising his grades. Ok i cant do summary's, but you'll like it so read it please.

“What the hell happened back there?” Sanji snapped, waving a hand in the direction they had come from. Zoro leaned heavily against a tree and glanced at the blond. “A plant tried to eat us.” Obviously.

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.

Usopp, a piece of chalk, an empty deck, and an idle daydream. Oneshot, hints of UsoKaya. My fanfiction debut!

What would you do if you knew the date of your death? Hitsugaya cuts loose and does everything he wanted to do but was too proffessional to do OOCish, formerly known as shiro677

Luffy's been captured by the marines, so it's up to the other Strawhats to rescue him! With Usopp leading them in, Zoro and Sanji are...trapped in a crate? ZoroxSanji. -Oneshot-

Fai and Kurogane are left alone in a shop. Fai gets bored, Kurogane gets annoyed… What happens if Fai wanted to play a game?... Uh……………

A cute oneshot about Kurogane and Fai. Light shonen ai/yaoi, appropriate for T . Revised version

KUROFYE! Fye finds a magical penny and can make one wish. Oneshot. R & R

Sanji definitely isn't afraid. ZoroxSanji. One-shot for sentimentalreality.

Fay tries something new and potentially dangerous. Random drabble.

Kurofay...SHounen Ai, my first boyxboy, so please don't be harsh! Fay brings home pocky and Kurogane takes a liking to it! R&R!

I lost a bet and I had to write a oneshot, so this is what I came up with. The group needs a good night's rest after a long day, but they can't afford beds for everyone, so Kurogane and Fai have to share. KuroFai crack. Please be gentle.

When a obsession goes a bit overboard. Yamamoto Takeshi x Gokudera Hayato. This is Rated T, and there is boyxboy stuff, so if your anti-yaoi, this is not a story for you. Skip over it, don't read it and review it saying bad things.

Luffy falls overboard. A oneshot. No actual pairings, except at the end. Sort of.

Robin tells Luffy a story.

The crew spends a night out on deck and Luffy points at the stars.

In which four people are stuck in a closet. Lucy fumes, Loki leers, Natsu sets things on fire, and Gray just wishes someone would kiss Lucy so they could all get out. Oh, and Happy is an evil genius. That too.

After Luffy and Usopp are accepted into the local college, they and their two friends, Sanji and Nami, decide to move in together. They all pitch in and purchase a large house just outside of the town. They soon realize, however, that they are not alone.

Two of the Straw Hats are getting married! Wait, Luffy has to marry them? Only the Straw Hats would have a wedding like this! This fic has no particular pairing, so just put in whomever you think fits. The same goes for most of the dialogue.

8059.Yaoi.LIME.It's Yama's birthday and Gokudera failed to get him a birthday present. Looks like he'll just have to compensate with something else. SEQUEL to "Ice is getting thinner".

Oh come on, it was bound to happen. you saw my other work didn't you? Really, tell me you didn't see this coming....

Hey Nami, I have a question." "What Luffy?" "Do you think that maybe you might have blood siblings somewhere?"

It is a nice warm day on the Sunny, and a chance question has Zoro talking about his family. Sort of a side-story or sequel to 'My Boys' but it can be read alone.

Kurogane burns his finger cooking and learns that eggs cook way to quick for his liking. Very light KuroFye fluff and cuteness. Fear teh cute.

When Nami and Robin leave the men of the Thousand Sunny to entertain themselves for the night while they go get a little R and R, surely they'll behave themselves and watch the ship like good little boys, right? Wrong.

Luffy in hungry, Nami is pissed, Zoro and Sanji are still fighting, and Usopp has reportedly slept with a thousand mermaids. I mean, a million.

It's Raven's first night with her new friends, and she is getting to know all of them, while still wondering whether or not she should be staying with them.

To the Straw Hats, dysfunctional is as normal as anything. A look into Luffy's family.

Ben's bedroom is cold. Kevin enjoys winter weather. A little thought leads to a little decision. BeVin Kevin/Ben slash. Now with sequel.

Riley doesn't know what to do. He isn't gay... is he? And how does peter feel? Oneshot. Piley with implied Pia. Rated for language content.

'His sight followed the body, eventually focusing on who it was. His favorite crimson-haired, maroon-eyed, Zabimaru-wielding, heavily tattooed, walking sex fantasy. And he seemed to be just as drunk as Shuuhei was.' Shuuhei's long countdown to midnight on New Year's Eve. Shuuhei/Renji; Urahara/Ichigo; numerous other pairings.

What happens when Fai gets chased by Kurogane and actually gets caught this time?

Fay hasn't come down for breakfast yet. Syaoran, Sakura and Mokona are worried. Kurogane doesn't give a damn. But at their pleading the Nihon ninja goes to check on the happy-go-lucky mage...Rated for all the language.

Fai and Kurogane celebrate their very first Christmas with the Tsubasa family. Warning: contains mild male/male The characters were originally created by CLAMP

Yamamoto's is lying on a hospital death bed and Gokudera comes to see him. Not as emo as it sounds. Maybe. Warning: Swearing

Lucy is by far the cutest girl he knows, and Gray is deeply suspicious. — GrayLucy

BL, 8059: YamaGoku - An early summer's day passes by peacefully for Yamamoto - baseball, thoughts and some Italian sushi - who had hair the color of rice, eyes the color of wasabi, and lips that could put any salmon slice to shame. One-shot.

Yamamoto makes a comment on Gokudera's smoking habit. How does our silver-haired boy take it. 8059! Disclaimer; I do not own KHR. Or these characters. I think it's pretty obvious.

Yamamoto and Gokudera contemplating the night sky. Implied 8059, drabble.

SLASH. When Spinner returns to Degrassi to be with Peter, Peter realized he might really be gay after all. But how will Roley feel about this when he sees them together? And who hides a dark secret? Who will end up together? Riley/Peter/Spinner

Aftermath first, then what actually, truly happened. The results of a drunken night and a trick Fai tried to play. An undercurrent of KuroFai, and a bit of SakuraSyaoran.

Nami is deprived of sleep. Zoro has just the thing to keep her sane. But she isn't known to do things easily.

You've Been Spooned! No, you have to say it in the AOL voice! Yachiru & friends retaliate against the captains for wasting money when the lieutenants are underpaid. What will they do? Well, with spoons, anything is possible. A lot of OOC.

The crew are living in the big city itself. Instead of struggling with the seas they now struggle with jobs, living arangements, weird bosses and of course romance. The major pairings are LuNa and ZoroxTashigi with a little UsoppxKaya

Studies show that playing with bubblewrap helps to relieve stress...leave it to Gokudera to be the exception.

AU Luffy and nakama face the horrors of high school, unrequited love? failing classes? older woman? Can they survive through to the summer? Several pairings that will reveal themselves throughout.

When Zoro gets caught he gets a job in the Golden Coast Hotel, a place where the very rich stay on vacation. He thought that all rich people were the same. But that's all going to change when a crazy, lound guy comes in to stay with the rest of the gang.

It's the mafia. At some point or another, there HAS to be a car chase. YamaGoku/8059 gen.

The crew sings happy birthday to Luffy. Please read, I am desperate.

A crack-fic of people from several anime's placed into ONE. SMALL. MANSION. A myserious, crazy and evil girl and A shy, pure girl own it! TOTAL COMEPLETE CHAOS! RATED M FOR REFERNCE and a little graphic sex! sorry! REVIEW! KEEP AWAY FLAMERS! PLZ CRITICIZE

Totally cracked out, everybody-plus-kitchen-sink ridiculous nonsense. Femmeslash and how!

Set in Hueco Mundo. Grimmjow's odd behavior and Luppi's confession inspires Gin. Oneshot, suggestive, no smut. Bleach and its characters are not mine.

Sanji has died and gone to heaven... Literally. Don't take the death seriously for this is pure crack. And it's being continued! Chapter three: Soooo... what the hell was that?

Hibari is still weak against sakura after Dr. Shamal gave him the disease. Being caught with sakura's scent in him, he'll need someone to give him some CPR... and perhaps more. --Yamamoto x Hibari yaoi-- 8018

what happens when all the bleach charecters are forced to sing by a crazed girl who has their diaries CRACK humor randomness

Rumors, bleach rumors! Did you know that....? Stalkers? striped bucket hats obsessions? Sheeps? Captains? Like NO WAY!Crack fic, no pairings, rated T for mild language.

Ehhh...kinda funny. But this is why you never have me in a One Piece kick woth a Christmas Book.

Through magic Red X finds a golden oppurtunity to strike a deal with Robin that only involves him taking advantage. Red x Robin and Robin x Starfire. Oneshot.

Slash. It really was an accident when Red X took a bullet for Robin, but it developted into so much more... Discontinued.

It's an ordinary day at Marine Headquarters for Coby and Helmeppo, but when the subject of a beautiful female pirate who had been captured is brought up, it brings back unpleasant memories for Coby, and matters turn worse when he is asked to question her.

Crack fic. Link has a little problem with the gods.

Ever wonder how the Teen Titans really started?

Franky sings a song, Nami insists that he wears pants, hilarity ensues.

Spoilers for manga chapters 240 and up! Nami wins a surfing trophy but when Usopp breaks it whos there to support Nami? LuNa LuffyxNami Rated T because a perverted sorta comment and two people get drunk. Just in case!

Four of the Srawhats have suffered a greatand funny misfourtune. Like swicthing personalities.... Now, they have to find away to undo the trouble that has come upon them. But first they have to do a lot of scary things. Like travel to a rabid fangirl isle

Seven classes....Seven teachers...One hell of a school! Please Read and Revies Rated T for mild language

Just Random things that I want to put that I think is funny. rated T for language Read and Review

Harry finds a piece of paper one day that has all the funny things you can call our beloved Voldemort.

A really funny Harry Potter version of American Idol

Alternate ending for Chamber of Secrets. Very funny.

Harry Potter's day made funny and easy to read.

Green Eggs and Ham... OP style

Its funny and it has the F word in it!!

Silly story about Kirk's problem with words. Read it it's silly!

Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise face Earth's worst enemy!