Alice is the new girl at school and Jasper is the notorious trouble maker. Her first day turns sour when she meets him and all hell breaks loose from the first words out of his mouth. How far can pride possibly take this war? AH. AU. Canon. Lemons.

She was flirting with Geoff! Like he was straight or something! Like he isn't obviously the biggest fruit since the discovery of the damned watermelon! Duncan/Geoff... Yes you heard me, boy/boy! YAY

"You are an ass. Leave me alone." I mutter. He simply winks and takes a drag of his cigarette. "I'm not half bad once you know me. Or so I think. I simply believe you to be an utter killjoy." My eye twitch is inevitable. D/C one-shot collection

Lee goes to the furry store to find the furry that is right for him. He spots a red-headed raccoon and decides to buy him. Little does Lee know there is more to this little coon than meets the eye. WARNING-HumanXFurry. LeeXGaara as said. Rated M. R&R!

Here where all the hetalia characters get kicked out of Walmart because of a chain letter from . Now watch as they preform these halarious and embaressing tasks with nothing else to do! Enjoy!

-Meet me in the airport, I'll be humming hallelujah- This is the semidaily story of two teenaged boys' adventures through Europe, accompanied by an agent and a makeup artist. USUK. Sequel to 'The Baffled King And The Idiot Hero'. NOW COMPLETE.

When Arthur loses his memory, Alfred is given a single chance to reclaim it. But when that opportunity lands him in an unknown land where he's immediately proclaimed king, will he still be able to bring his husband back to the world they left behind? USUK - Discontinued.

Non-massacre AU. Sakura has a date and Sasuke is brooding over his unrequited love, prompting Naruto and Itachi to make some sparks fly.

Alternate ending and sequel to Prinzessin. Courtney and Channa's tale, after they had escaped.

This is 60 things guys should know about girls for hetalia. x various and Oc'sx various and anyone is welcome to ask fro one too! Now These poor boys will learn things boy should know about girls! mwhahahahahah-couch-cough-

Spain's voice was a friendly purr, lips curled into a lazy, sexy sprawl of contentment that made America's mouth go dry and his stomach flop, his palms going sweaty. Hot damn, when had the Spaniard become so irresistible?

In a typical world conference meeting, America decides to use typical American humor: The 'that's what she said' joke. But the nations...don't exactly get it.

"Sometimes, like this morning, I wondered how could I live without you before—umm, scratch that—I mean.. How could I ever survive without you? You are everything!" AU. USUK. One-shot. Rated M for the 2nd chapter.

For the fanworkathon prompt: The clocks they hold in the spades costumes are actually items that were exchanged in a wedding ceremony meaning the big clock was originally Alfred's and the little originally Arthur's .

America thinks The Beatles are better than The Rolling Stones. He also thinks The Beatles are an American band. He tells England this, and, well... England is not amused.

Gilbert has a fever. Ivan's trying to 'help' him. Russia/Prussia.

Fairytales of every kind: funny ones, sad ones, romantic ones.. All starring Duncan and Courtney. Fairytale number one: Rapunzel

Pride, Greed, Jealousy, Wrath, Sloth, Glutton and Lust; is there any better way to sum up our dear CIT?

'Naturally, it was awkward. This was an experiment, he said, and I was simply a willing test subject.' AU of my modern AU in 'The Baffled King and the Idiot Hero'.

And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.

Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.

All the things Fred and George Weasley are forbidden to do at Hogwarts!

Courtney gets into an accident on her and duncan's honeymoon which causes her to forget all about him and their unborn child. Will Courtney and Duncan's reletionship survive? R&R please!

What if Courtney and Duncan hadn't met on Total Drama Island, but in first grade? A mini fic! R&R PLZ!