Things i want the big bad world to know about me hummmm... interesting.

Moving swiftly on sorry about that, my favorite programs as of now (14 Oct 2010) are Moonlight, True Blood, Blood Ties, Fringe, Sherlock, Doctor Who, X Men Evolution, Merlin, Mentalist, Warehouse 13 and Bones. I know some of my programs have vampire story lines or characters but get one thing straight I HATE STEPHANIE MEYER'S VAMPIRES AND STORIES AND ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH THAT CRAP BECAUSE VAMPIRES DO NOT BLOODY SPARKLE LIKE THE BLOODY FAE!!. Okay now I've got that off my chest I can continue.

My favorite pairings out of the programs above are:

Moonlight: Beth/Josef , Beth/Mick (very rarely do I want to read about them B/M okay because Beth needs fire and Mick is a match where as Josef is an entire country burning with Napom)

True Blood: Eric/Sookie , Godric/Sookie , Pam/Sookie , BUT no Sookie/Bill nooo way too boring Alcide/Sookie only sometimes though

Blood Ties: Henry/Vicki , Mike/Kate , Christina/THE SUN mwhahaha

Fringe: Olivia/Peter , Walter/Olivia (weird right but ya know) Walter/Astrid (father/daughter)

Sherlock: Sherlock/John ( as friends and lovers)

X Men Evolution: Rogue/Gambit , Rogue/Wolverine , Shadowcat/Nightcrawler , Shadowcat/Colossus

Merlin: Arther/Merlin (friends and lovers) , Morgana/Gwen (same) ,

Mentalist: Jane/Lisbon ( because the sexual tension is so thick you have to cut it with a knife to get past them) , Rigsby/Van Pelt (the awwwww factor just goes through the roof with those two)

Warehouse 13: Myka/Pete

Bones: Booth/Brennan , Hodgins/Montenegro , Cam/Sweets (for some reason unknown to man)

Personally I don't care if some of my favorite pairings are not a-typical but I am me so who are you?

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Due to things in my life, I will not be publishing for a while. I know haven't published anything in a long time but I will try to find my muse again please wait.

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Helloo one and all, I am back with a vengeance hehehehehehe well life changing event behind me i have published something for you to read, do tell me if I should get back to my day job and if I'm making a horrible mockery of fanfiction if I'm doing a passable job of it please feel free to inform me of it I always respond well to positive reinforcement!! :D

Okay tell me if you want any stories from any of the things I like because I would like to have some starter ideas and if there is a story line that you want to read and is not there please feel free to inform me and of what you want and I will try to write something for you because I'm lovely like that.

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Hello you beautiful shiny people you!,

My wonderful, wonderful friend, the father of my reebop ( Steve you will always be remembered ) has nurtured my interest in anime and manga, as I was a mere novice in this area, now I am a fully fledged devout yaoi fan and my god the number of stories I now have under my belt is frankly amazing, truly. So here be some pairings that have captured me, I really am fighting with all my strength to get away...Really I am.

Naruto: Naruto/Sasuke - ( because you can only chase someone across countries and stuff for a little while before you have to admit that it's not only friendship driving you) (really those who pair up Sasuke and women, no flaming intended, but really especially with Sakura he's barely tolerant of their presence, he doesn't hardly ever talk to them if he does he's barely civil... so me and the father of my reebop have come up with the the theory that he is either a seriously repressed gay guy or he's asexual, ah biology you are a wonderful reason to sit and talk while slicing up someones organs, something I guess you can get arrested for outside of a Lab)

Gaara/Lee - aww so vibey really hot all their fights and stuff ( beware them be Gaara fleas, they be cute but murderous! )

Kakashi/Iruka - seriously just awwwwwwwwwwwww and you know awwwwwwwwwww (would so love to read blatant porn in public and see what happens)

Tsunade/Jirayia - so cute even though there would be lots of holes in the walls, sake and perverted thoughts written down and spoken aloud it would be beautiful.

P.s Side note on Sakura, WHY WON'T SHE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!, nobody needs to hear her voice squeaking in the background providing useless information that no one needs especially when you are watching the fighting and the sub-text-eye-sex ... shush inner-fangirl no one needs to hear that... they think I'm normal... Sorry LOL

Can't really think of any others at the moment but if I discover any more I will proudly display them here.

Bleach: Ichigo/Rukia

Urahara/Yoruichi

Ichigo/Uryuu - OM to the NOM my god they are hot but not as hot as the highlighted one below, I think you can find it easily...

Uryuu/Nemu - kinda gone off these guys together, hmmmm

Jushiro/Shunsui

Ikkaku/Yumichika - FAVOURITE PAIRING EVER ! WHY ISN'T THERE MORE STORIES THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE STORIES I DEMAND IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Kenpachi&Yachiru*

Not in a pairing type way just father/daughter or brother/sister but I don't object to pairings of these two, because in Bleach you don't truly know how old some of the shinigami are and their forms might just be chosen you never know.

By the way if any one says anything horrible to me about this like yaoi or not even on my part of this site to other people keep your unwanted and frankly repulsive thoughts to your self and like-minded,close-minded fools. Thanks, but no one wants to hear or read them. Let people love who they want be it guys or girls or both or both at the same time, what ever someone enjoys that you don't necessarily, don't be an idiot and keep it to yourself. Just for funsies, I'll add that I'm okay with any one doing pretty much anything, be it themselves or someone else, if its all consenting, relatively safe for mind and body, go ahead and enjoy. But no thing to do with kids or animals.Not sure why this evolved from a pairing notice to a rant on society but hey ho it's all good sorry for taking time from you guys out there.

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OHSHC: Kyouya/Haruhi Favourite out of all the pairings, numnum Kyouya

Mori/Hunni

Twins/Haruhi

Loveless: Ritsuka/Soubi

Ta for the moment folks

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Just did this uke/seme quiz on this site I found and this was the result. Thought I might just share it with you.

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

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I just want to add that I have recently published a new story and if you don't like it that is your opinion but I wrote this because of things that have happened recently and I just want to say it might not be my best work but if you stupidly flame it in any way I will make it my life's goal to hunt you down with a spoon. Thanks for reading I hope I haven't offended any one but this is close to my heart and its your own fault what happens next. Please don't think I'm horrible I'm truly not so don't read it if you don't want to.

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AHA I am back baby and I have a story for all you lovely people, but it might not get posted as soon as because frankly real life is hell and anyone who thinks of taking Physics as an A-level should go for a psyc-eval because it is sucking out my soul. Anyways enjoy the day you lovely people of the world and remember kiddies don't drink 5 cups of coffee before an coursework/exam thing because it will end badly!

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Well well well what do we have here, a very bored author, not good oh well can't do much damage now can I? I am literally obsessed with Avatar: The Last Airbender

HE IS SOO FRIGGING CUTE!

Pairings from that wonderful creation:(by the way just to let you know I don't generally care which order the characters go in, the order of Seme/Uke, I just write them down, occasionally in the order that sounds the nicest like SasuNaru I write it that way because it sounds better that way coincidentally I like the Seme!Sasu and Uke!Naru but that is coincidental, because you've got to admit that a uke naruto would be soo frigging nosebleed worthy.)

Zuko/Aang

Sokka/Suki

Aang/Sokka

No offence intended but I just don't like Katara at all, ever, in any circumstance. I mean when Aang finds out that firebenders killed all his people, and goes into Avatar State, Katara just chimes in with they killed my mother, and that somehow reached him, sorry but if you found out that all your race had been ruthlessly murdered in their ancestral home would you let it go just because someone's mother died too? UH NO sorry to anyone who likes Katara but I just don't. She's so like Sakura its shudder worthy I mean really "bring him back to me Naruto" sob sob sob, YOU NEVER HAD HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU SILLY CHIT! I really wanted to cause irreparable harm to both of them in those moments even though they aren't real, so peed off it wasn't funny.

Yes I do realise that I am an irreversible nerd.

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The sorting hat says...

Slytherin!

Just thought I'd let you know

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Hiya all and one,

Published a few things recently, aren't I a good author? No? what do ya mean no... grr oh well. To let you know all my stories aren't as of yet beta'd so I take full responsibility for the horrible mistakes, just let me know if there are huge or even little mistakes in them as I, as a reader also, find stories that aren't spelled correctly or have blinding grammatical errors annoying and difficult to focus on the plot not the errors. You know what I mean? Well, read my efforts at my favourite shows and such if they're your cup of tea if not read someone else's stuff. Okies tata for now!

OHHH recently got into Yu-Gi-Oh, all about the children's card games, good show but I like LittleKuriboh's Abridged version, the man is quite the brilliant. Hehe. Pairings that I like are:

Bakura/Melvin

Ryou/Marik

That's pretty much it... wow I'm so odd, yaoi has infected my brain and it prevents het pairings on the whole, but I really don't give a damn... so WOOOOO!

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Okay, I'll admit that reading is the main thing I do on here, I love it, seriously many people remember me as the gal who read lots of thick-ass books. Well, I do have lots of ideas but if I don't act fast enough then I forget them, and I don't always have a method available to jot things down. That being said I am lzy so anything that does get written down, usually stays on paper and waits a looooong time to get looked at again. And the fact that I get bored and start reading some amazing stories then I kinda think what's the bother, the people out there write lots of good stuff, then I read and not write, saves having to put a lot of effort into it. :D Well, I do have some ideas and have been toying with writing some proper smut not just reading it, so hopefully that tree with bear fruit, can't guarantee that it will be readable but it's the fact that I tried right? I'll check in soon maybe with that story.

Right update on pairing madness, really need to stop reading and watching new stuff because the pairings just grab me and I can't stop it, not that I'd want them to but meh. Right, on with the point.

Red Dwarf

Got into it recently, old but kinda good.

Lister/Rimmer

Harry Potter

Right been into this for a while but never could be arsed to write anything down, but I've decided that now's the time to do it.

Hermione/Severus

Hermione/Draco

Hermione/Lucius

Harry/Ron

Various Marauders/Hermione, but the thing with this is that I like Potter with Evans, not with anyone else, unless of course it's a slash story and then mostly like Black/Lupin/Potter, in that order with little Remus as a chew toy for the both of the, so very hot. But het pairings I like canon for Potter.

Dresden Files

Thomas/Harry

Just so many naughty ideas they can star in.

Iron Man/Thor/The Incredible Hulk (Edward Norton version)

Thor/Loki

Tony/Bruce (ENV) (I just really don't like the new guy for the Hulk, he turns me so off, but Norton was brilliant and mmmm. The reason I've watched it so many times is because of, 1 so much bloody smashing, YAY HULK SMASH!, 2 the violence and 3 him and Tim Roth, sorry he may be an older guy, technically old enough to be my dad, but he is still hot, I have wondered why and what it is about the man but really I just don't care, some have Bieber, some Pattinson, I have Roth!

Sherlock Holmes (RDJ movie version)

Holmes/Watson

They bicker like an old married couple and I love it, so many things can be done with them and it is simply delicious!

Black Butler

Sebastian/Ciel

My goshly god, animated or not they are so very vibey and I love it, especially the corset scene, who thought that it was finally yaoi? I so very, very

did, then it continued and was just a corset, but then a fan girl can gream can't she?

Well, ttfn

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