They say that you can't expect everything, so what would happen when a crazy secret is revealed? You just have to wait and see! Pairings: Naruto x Hinata x FemSasuke, Neji x Tenten, Lee x Kin, more pairings coming along. Sakura and Civilian Council Bashing. Don't like, don't read.

After the quincy war, the Noble's General Council opts to use a specialized computer compatibility program to match clan leaders and powerful purebloods with mates to save the noble population. But when someone hacks the system, some...erm...interesting matches are made!...yaoi, mpreg Byakuya/Renji, Kurushimi/Tetsuya, Ichigo/Grimmjow

Politics, stalkers, assassinations and unwilling lovers; if it's not one thing, it's the other. All Uzumaki Naruto wants is a little peace. All Uchiha Sasuke wants is a little blonde. All Uchiha Itachi wants is revenge and everyone else is just caught in the middle. Modern AU. Graphic.