Welcome to my profile page pull up a seat I will just grab the tea set so you can enjoy a drink while reading. *Takes a butler bow before grabbing the tea set and pouring a cup of tea.

Name: Hmm I suppose my name has been Slane, Slaner, Garrut, Garrut the Headless Horsemen or UndeadButler but now it is back to The Headless Horseman.

Gender: Male obviously.

Age: well not sure I am undead after all so I clearly have been around for a very long time.

Books I like: Harry Potter, Eragon and the following books in the series, The Matthew Riely series, The Raymond E. Feist series, the Tony Shillitoe series, The Bartimaeus Trilogy and Dacre Stoker's Dracula the Undead. Also Goosebumps which kid didn't love Goosebumps.

Movies I revere: Harry Potter movies, The Scoobydoo movies Live action and animated,The Star Wars movies, The Underworld Trilogy, all of the Alien and Predator movies, The gremlin series and the Jurassic Park movies and Clearly The two Ironman Movies.

Shows I worship: Scooby Doo, Code Geass, trigun, Avatar the Last Airbender, Full Metal Alchemist/Brotherhood, Supernatural, Simpsons, Futurama, Freakazoid and the clear best show ever imagined Kim Possible.

Characters that equal the epiphany of awesomeness/explanation:

1. Ronald Stoppable: Stoppable highly unlikely he is the great person ever hands down.

2. Kim Possible: Favorite female character along with Shego and Azula and good pairing for Ron obviously.

3. Shego: How can you not love this Rogue she is just awesome.

4. Dr Drakken aka Drew Lipsky: Best evil Villain ever hands down. I love how he doesn't remember Ron's Name.

5. Vash The Stampede: Clearly awesome no need to discuss further.

6. Norville Shaggy Roggers: Best nickname ever.

7. Scooby Doo: Greatest dog ever.

8. Ang: Great character perfect for Katara.

9. Katara: Great and good for ang.

10: Toph: Awesome to the degree.

11: Sokka: Ah Sokka you make me laugh so much thank you.

12: Suki: Such a good choice for Sokka.

13: Azula: I was sad she was evil but stil one of my favs.

14: Zuko: Love his progression from Antagonist to Protagonist.

15: Ty Lee: Best character ever and great circus performer.

16: Dean Winchester: Epiphany of awesome best character in this series.

17: Sam Winchester: Brother to Dean and great.

18: Dr Zoidberg: Aww poor Zoidberg everyone putting him down. He is clearly awesome.

19: Bender Bending Rodreigus: Best Robot to ever exist.

20: Harry Potter: Best male Wizard he just awesome he has both the worst and best luck to bad he had such a terrible childhood.

21: Hermione Granger: Best Witch and clearly my favorite because she is intelligent and trusts Harry completely.

22: Sirius Black: He is clearly one of the best marauders besides James and definately awesome.

23: Remus Lupin: Marauders are for the win. Remus was by far the best teacher and clearly fun to be around.

24: Nymphadora Tonks: Tonks not even gonna try calling her first name *Looks for a hex* She is ditzy and a great Auror and I am glad she got with Remus.

25: Neville Longbottom: Great character he has great development from shy nervous person to epic win is great.

26: Luna Lovegood: Luna is a fav because she is so out of it and makes life fun.

27: Fred and George Weasley aka Gred and Forge: Best Twins in the world. If I have twins I am naming them after them.

28 James Potter: Like Sirius He is one of the best Marauders.

29: Lilly Evans Potter: Smart like Hermione and definately someone who is there to reign James in.

30: Belatrix Lestrange: Besides being evil she is cleary a fav.

31: Lelouch Lamperouge: Clearly best character from Code geass.

32: Kallen: Best for Lelouch and great knightmare pilot.

33: C.C: She so emotionless and awesome. good backup pair for Lelouch.

34: Milly Ashfod: She is awesome with her millyness.

35: Lloyd Asplund: Best scientist ever he is clearly in the same mindset as Dr Draken.

36: Suzaku Kururugi: Didn't like him at first then I saw an abridged series and now he in my favorites.

37: Cornellia Li Britannia: She is just awesome.

38: Totally got to add Severus Snape Normally I hate him but lately I have been watching youtube clips and reading fanfics where he becomes a better man and he has become a favorite character because like Harry he had a terrible childhood and he deserves happiness it just wasn't with Lily.

Movies I hated becuse they ruined things: The Twilight series I mean come on sparkly vampires and don't get me started on its Werewolves. That is all.

Shows I hate because they ar deplorable to the Human Enigma: Family Guy, Glee and most of the kids shows nowadays minus Pokemon and Star Wars the Clone Wars. That really all I can think of.

Characters I despise from things I like/explanations:

1. V.V: He just pisses me off he basically kidnaps Nunally and causes Suzaku to turn on Lelouch.

2. Carles Zi Britannia: Oh he just makes me want to kill him then throw him to the man eating Coi I have in my basement.

3. Schniezal El Britannia: He annoys me so thinking he is all that but he is not so haha take that Schniezal or it should be schnitzal.

4. Mao: He annoyed me kidnapping C.C, Shirley and Nunally I actually celebrated when he died.

5. Firelord Ozai: He is so incredibly the worst villain every and also the worst dad ever.

6. The Dai Li: They just annoyed me.

7. Father: Killing a whole civilization is a big no no. Also he is annoying.

8. Dante: Same to Father minus the whole civilization killing thing.

9. Envy: He is just god damn annoying in the non canon FMA when he is Ed's brother I hated it so much.

10: Ronald weasley: He ruins the name Ron and he is incredibly jealous of Harry. Though he can be good if used properly in fanfics.

11: Molly Weasley: Telling our child that you used love potions to find love that is just bad parenting. She is also incredibly Doting.

12: Ginny weasley: She is clearly using love potions.

13: Draco Malfoy: He is just an ass.

That is all.

Pairings/explanations;

1: Harry/Hermione: Best pairng ever becuase they fit together. I know people fight saying Ginny is better but I think Hermione is because she clearly trusts him the most and spends most of the time with Harry. then the arguement develops into she clearly fancies Ron because they fight so much. I say bull buttons Hermione argues with Ron because he clearly is a git and doesn't go for Harry and settles for Ron because she is nervous about losing her best friend.

2: Harry/Tonks: Another good pairing for Harry but it a scond best pairing because she deserves Remus.

3:Harry/Belatrix: This pairing was unexpected but it clearly is a good pairing.

4: Harry/Susan Bones: It woks because they can mold Susan any way they want.

5: Harry/Daphne Greengrass: Same with Susan Bones.

6: Neville/Luna: It just the pairing they need to bring out their best.

7: Remus/Tonks: Great pairing they deserve each other.

8: Lelouch/Kallen: Works best they just seem right.

9: Lelouch/C.C: Clearly second to Kallen in pairings.

10: Ron/Kim Possible: Best pairing for Ron I love yori but Ron fits with Kim perfectly.

11: Ron/Shego: Who would think that pairing would work.

12: Dr Drakkn/Shego Works great together because it was clearly angst love between them.

13: Ang/Katara: They just fit together.

Thank you so much for visiting my page now please leave before I release my undead hounds.

I'm Sorry:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'