I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

IT's just what the doctor ordered. It's just what the title says. Get ready for Poo and Jeff to have a good time hanging out because they are best friends..

Celestia feels as though she isn't as intimidating or helpful in a fight as she once was, and neither is her sister, so she devises a plan to become formidable again. The four Princesses will train intensely for six months, and Rainbow Dash of all ponies will be in charge of the whole thing, the powers of some of the greatest ponies in history at her hooves.

Starting out on a journey? Couldn't afford a normal pokédex? Then this is for you. This is your guide to the world of pokémon for now. Lucky you. Rated M for graphic language, among other things. [Thanks a lot for 100 chapters, guys!]

Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.

There's someone new on the market. After the local royal assistant reaches legal adulthood, Twilight is none-too-subtly pressured to let her friends get in on the action. So, in the interest of fairness, they make a game out of it. This is a story with multiple alternate endings. You have been warned. Humanized.

Because, according to Dragon Bal Super, fully human women can go Super Saiyan when pregnant of a baby with Saiyan blood. Taken to the logical extreme. Rated T for… reasons. Warning, this is really stupid, so please don't take it too seriously. One-Shot.

Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash are dealing with feelings that are keeping them up for nights on end. They turn to their friends for comfort and advice. Perhaps they have a solution.

Butterscotch has a secret he kept from his seven best friends, who are girls. When they learn about this secret, they react to it in different ways. Will their friendship survive or will there be a different element added to it.

It's Hearts and Hooves Day again in Ponyville, and like the other two since you arrived in town, you're all by yourself. But this time, you decide to change that by telling the one you love just how you feel about her. But as you walk into her home, you begin to hear strange noises emitting from her bedroom. You were in for more than just a surprise. OLD STORY FROM 2014

(Originally published on FiMFiction in 2013, one of my first fanfics. Canon prior to the events of Season 6.) Queen Chrysalis revives King Sombra and the two of them are married. Find out how it all happened.

Rainbow Dash gets punished by her friends.

Most people wouldn't think that a pet rock could have many adventures. Most people would be wrong. Satellite story to Limits of the Horizon Picture by Awalex

Celestia was right; Twilight still had so much to learn. After dealing with horrors and terrors on a nearly weekly basis, she begins to fear for the lives of her friends, and starts her search for the ultimate safeguard. The power to reverse death itself. Now all she needs is a subject. The perfect subject. Twilight knows just how to make her.

(Takes place in the same A.U. as "Rainbow Dash v.s. The Toilet", originally published on FimFiction). While attending a playdate at Carousel Boutique with her friends, Scootaloo expresses her desire to them to learn how to use the toilet, and ropes them into her attempt. But will they be able to do it without Rarity finding out?

Rarity is caught in a huge blizzard, and the only safe haven nearby is Twilight's castle. When she spends time with her alicorn friend in front of the fire, a bitter cold day turns into the warmest and coziest of nights.

**WARNING: M RATING FOR CLOPFIC** Fluttershy wants to help relieve her boyfriend's stress, but the best method of doing so will require her to step out of her comfort zone. WAY out of her comfort zone. But she'll do anything to save her relationship... right?

Twilight is in the mood to flex her creative muscle and write a story. But when she gets her parchment and quill out, her mind comes to a complete halt. What does she write about? Her idea bank is completely empty. What to do? Well, why not ask the mare whose mind is always flowing with new and random thoughts?

Eldritch abominations from outer space abduct an orange yokel. The country bumpkin is fine. The aliens are not.

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Amber Waves, a crystal pony from the Crystal Empire, was watering a plant. What could go wrong?

What would happen if rubbing a pony's tummy turned you into a pony yourself? Well we'd be doomed. That's what would happen.

You are hurrying along the cold winter night to a meeting with your special lady. The year is about to end and you wish for nothing more than to spend the last few hours of it with her. You have something you need to tell her and you are sure there will be a good moment to do so. - Second-person, cheesy romance, sex, extremely light on dialogue.

*Rewritten* King Sombra, after a thousand years in ice, has captured the Crystal Empire. He sets his eyes on the next target of his conquests; Twilight Sparkle. Warnings: Rape

Rarity accidently flushes Gummy down the toilet.

When a pony mistakes Rainbow Dash for a colt, she asks Rarity for help in a desperate try to become more feminine. What they don't know is that twenty percent more femininity for Rainbow Dash is more than Ponyville can handle.

Ditzy 'Derpy' Doo is just another regular academy student. Just a normal student with wings and a tail. Normal right? What about the secret crush she has on her teacher, Celestia? Still pretty normal to me! Yuri Derpy/Celestia! Small Lemon inside!

Twilight heard a small rumor, and had to see if it was true...now, if only she had a victi-...um...friend to help out. The idea of Excessive Nuzzles belongs to Captainpudgemuffin on Deviantart, along with the title.

Lyra, Spike and Big Mac all get together to watch the season 5 premier of My Little Human, their favorite show. But just as it is about to start the power goes out, and so, with the castle all to themselves they figure out other ways to have fun... - Random Guy in the MLB Comment Section Note: Ironic cover Image is ironic

While looking for treasure the Wind Waker bunch stumbles into a world parallel to theirs. A place called Hyrule and it's not under an ocean this time! They need a way back home and look to a familiar hero and princess for help. Friendships are made, secrets are uncovered, old enemies appear, and misunderstandings are everywhere! Will they get home or die trying?Spoilers for WW; TP.

Celestia decided to cave in to her younger sister's curiosity for Star Swirl's old magical technology. Now, she's temporarily stuck with Luna and Discord in energized space-time bubbles above Canterlot, forced to watch the most bizarre (and to a select few apparently, the most romantic) film ever made: the history of Equestria, in reverse.

Pinkie and Rarity have been together as a loving couple of a couple of months. But because Rarity is a lady, doesn't mean she doesn't know how to release some pressure from about sexual desires. Something Pinkie agrees on, very much.

Red is the champion of Kanto. Everyone in Kanto is insane - not to mention Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova and Kalos. So Red figures that someone has to at least try to keep everyone else under control... (Inspired by Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies, a Bleach fanfiction by Mistress Nika).

Ganon's fatal mistake lead's to link's victory ...Yes their is potty humor in this story.

Twilight's flying lessons come to a screeching halt when she gets her very first wingboner... right in front of Rainbow Dash. Could the cyan pegasus be responsible for this?

It's time for the first annual Swag Vs Class competition. Who will be the winner, and who will go home in tears?

What do you get when you have a cowardly hero, annoyed spirit guide, and a demon that stinks at doing his job? Epic fail, or epic win? You decide! Warning: not meant to be taken seriously. :P

One day, an unfortunate farm boy is quite literally dragged into a world saving adventure against his will. Fortunately, to help him he is able to recruit the... unstable bosses that he beats to assist in his cause. This is fated to go badly.

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"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?" "Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection." Oh, Gold. You should know better than to make a book of pickup lines.

What if Dumbledore and Aizen, the respective manipulators of Harry Potter and Bleach, had a conversation with each other with no prior knowledge of the other's existence? This is my answer to that question.

just two boys having a good time. in bed.

Ever wondered what people watch on those millions of TV's scattered across the Pokemon World? I'm glad you asked! Cracky humor, drugs, beastial yuri, Chuck Norris, and Mr. T abound!

Just a bunch of randomness oneshots starring the different gym leaders. Rated T for cursing and violence.

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

Well here it is! The long awaited third Pokemon song parody from the mind of Neongene, this is more fun to sing to then the auctual song, have fun and please review!!!!! ^_^

If you thought you knew anything about Jess of Team Rocket, think again....