Internet's been down for a while. I know I missed the deadline. This is what I'm going to work on. In order.

Four new chapters of Twilight Princess Retold

Five new chapters of Wind Waker Retold

Three new chapters of Oracle of Seasons Retold

The rest of the Turnabout Cucco Arc

Chapters 8 and 9 of Trial of Three Heroes

The Entirety of the Swamp Saga for Majora's Mask Retold

Seven new chapters of Link Between Worlds Retold

Memory Sequence 1 of Hylian Creed Completed

The Complete Re-build of Ocarina of Time Retold

Skyrim Story

Fire Emblem Story

A Special Zelda RP-Based Story

Vicky the Demon Assassin: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5869288/Vicky-The-Demon-Assassin

Original Characters:

Zehro the Demon Assassin

Vicky the Demon Assassin

Zythe the Gladiator

Zahara the Harvest Angel

Zameero the Wizard

Aero and Aeronia

Jacob Avalon

Destiny Moore

Riley Robinson

Mindy

Xanthia

Hernisundios (Damon) the Puppet Master

(More Coming Soon)

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[Zehro and Vicky: The Demon Assassins]

Zehro: Writer, Storyteller, Obsessed Zelda Fan

Vicky: Co-author, Demon, Zelda Fan.

Zehro is a shut in who spends most of his time cooped up inside his shed in the middle of the Lost Woods. He just sits there with a lit candle and writes stories with his typewriter. Not much is known about him or where he's come from. Or even how he manages to live in a place that would turn any normal person into a Stalfos.

Vicky is a demon who rose up from the depths of Hell to take over the world in her father's name... only to fail miserably. In her realm, she is notoriously known as 'The Demon Assassin.' She was feared by most of the demons. Not just because of who her father was, but also the fact that she has a hammer that has seen more blood and guts than demonly possible.

How these two met? Well, that's a story for another time.

[Zythe the Gladiator]

Gladiator-in-Training

Backstory: His parents were killed shortly after his seventh birthday by a mysterious man. Driven by hatred, he swore revenge on the man who killed his parents, and vowed to avenge his mother and his father. With no family to turn to, he was forced into an orphanage and remained there until he was twelve, until he was adopted by a man who knew the identity of his parent's killer. For seven long years, he trained under his master in order to kill the man, and finally avenge his family.

Species: Human

Appearances: Trial of Three Heroes

Last Seen: Plotting revenge.

[Zahara the Harvest Angel]

Error: Failure to obtain information

[Zameero the Wizard]

Error: Failure to obtain information

[Aero and Aeronia]

Twins, Archers

Aero and Aeronia are fraternal twins who were raised in Mysteria Forest. Both were very skilled at archery from an early age. As they grew older, they also grew apart and by the time they were 17, they parted ways. Aero currently resides in the kingdom of Hyrule. Aeronia's whereabouts are currently unknown.

Species: Elves.

Appearances: None. Yet.

Last Seen: Aero, hunting squirrels to survive. Aeronia, currently unknown.

[Jacob Avalon]

Smasher, Middle of Three Best Friends

Backstory: Jacob had a tough life growing up. When he was young, his father had told him that the world was a really tough place and that it would chew him up and spit him out if he let it. He was taught that in order to survive in this world, he was going to have to fight until he couldn't fight anymore. When he moved to his new school that Winter, he was encountered by a few bullies who were giving him a tough time. When Jacob tried to fight them off, the bullies knocked him down and kicked him over and over again. Eventually, someone came along and beat the bullies up for Jacob. This is where he met Riley Robinson, a kid who was just a couple of grade levels above him. Ever since that day, the two have been close. A few years later, Jacob and Riley, after a night of partying at their friend's place, sat at the station trying to catch a train back home, when they see a girl out of the corner of their eye sitting all by herself. Jacob retreats a little bit while Riley walks forward and introduces both him and Jacob. Jacob was hesitant to talk to Destiny, but soon found that she was easy to talk to with her being friendly and all. Pretty soon, the three of them became best friends.

Description: Around the time of the story, Jacob is around nineteen years old. He has brown hair, blue eyes and doesn't really talk much when it comes to new people. What he usually wears is a pair of dark blue jeans with a graphic t-shirt and a jacket that fit him rather well. Jacob is somewhat of a weak fighter, due to Riley getting most of the punches in on the guys that try to beat him up. Nevertheless, Jacob is has a considerable amount of strength that, when used correctly, is a force to be reckoned with.

Manager: Princess Zelda

Appearances: Smash Bros. Rise to the Top

Last Seen: Preparing for his fight with Mario

[Destiny Moore]

Smasher, Youngest of Three Best Friends, Wizard

Backstory: At an early age, Destiny graduated at the top of her class back in Wizard High School. Because of her achievements, she went on to Magician University to major in spells. Halfway through the school year, while waiting for a train at the train station, Destiny bumped into two boys who soon became her best friends, Jacob and Riley. Jacob was a bit shy to speak to her at first, as he is with everyone, but Riley introduces them both commenting on how pretty Destiny looked. Only for her to tell him that she was sixteen at the time. Riley retreated from that soon after. Jacob, Riley and Destiny became friends from then until the present.

Description: Around the time of the story, Destiny is seventeen years old. She has auburn hair, green eyes and a smile that pierced through cold hearts viciously. Her wardrobe usually consists of something bright and cheery while still maintaining the wizard-y look. Her battle outfit, though, consists of something that's easy to move in, but doesn't leave her completely vulnerable. She always carries her trusty bag by her side which seems to store a number of things and is seemingly endless.

Manager: Sally Acorn

Appearances: Smash Bros. Rise to the Top

Last Seen: Eating Breakfast with her manager, Sally.

[Riley Robinson]

Smasher, Oldest of Three Best Friends, Street Fighting

Backstory: Riley has been Jacob's best friend since as long as he can remember. He was a couple of grades above Jacob when the latter moved to his school in the middle of the school year. Riley was the first kid to stand up to the local bullies at the school when they were picking on his friend. Ever since, Riley has been a loyal friend and a bodyguard to Jacob. Him and Jacob met Destiny at a train station when they were on their way to get home after a night of partying. Riley had attempted to hit on Destiny, only to find out that she was a few years younger than him. Soon enough, the three of them became inseparable and will continue to be.

Description: Riley, around the time of the story, is twenty years old. He has blonde hair, hazel eyes and a look that can scare the pee out of anyone smaller than him that was against him. He's usually found wearing a t-shirt and some jeans rather than something more formal. he has a sort of cocky attitude and isn't afraid to show it. The only time he gets really serious is when someone knocks him back down to Earth instead of letting him float back into the sky where there are no troubles. His moves are based mostly on what he's learned on the street after multiple fights with multiple people.

Manager: Mai Shiranui

Appearances: Smash Bros. Rise to the Top

Last Seen: Telling stories about his accomplishments with his manager, Mai.

[Mindy]

Twilight Being

Backstory: Not much is known of Mindy's past.

She resembles Midna in many ways, other than her appearance. Her skin is reversed, her hair is blue, and she wears her hair in pig tails instead of a pony tail. Where Mindy succeeds, Midna fails and vice versa. Most of her powers come from her hair. If one of her pig tails is cut, she is completely useless. There could be a possible relationship between Mindy and Midna. Sisters, perhaps? Or maybe cousins?

Species: Twili

Appearances: Trial of Three Heroes

Last Seen: Skulking around the dungeon...

[Xanthia]

Ganondorf's apprentice, General of the Dark Army

Backstory: Everything up until the point where she joined Ganondorf is all a haze. Xanthia had harbored a hatred that she could not understand nor control. When Ganondorf stumbled upon her, he sensed the wickedness of her black heart and took her under his wing. Since then, she had been training non-stop until the day her master told her about seeing a strange boy inside of the castle with Princess Zelda. She was sent on a scouting mission to spy on this boy on his quest only to finally realize it. The hatred that she harbored was for him and him alone. Somehow, she knew that boy. Although, she couldn't put her finger on it.

Species: Hylian

Appearances: Ocarina of Time: Retold

Last Seen: Fleeing after her battle with Link.

[Hernisundios (Damon)]

Q&A:

1. Why did you pick the name Zehro?

Answer: Well, actually, I didn't really pick the name. It was my brother that came up with the name for me when we were trying to dream up an idea for a story we could write. Zehro was actually planned to be an OC for a Zelda story. He was also going to be a wizard. However, we never seemed to get the story up and going and eventually abandoned the idea. And thus, Zehro the Demon Assassin was born.

2. What kind for stories do you write?

Answer: Mainly humor stories. Right now, I'm trying to branch off into other stuff, but the closest I've gotten is a crossover story with Phoenix Wright and Smash Bros.

3. I've read your stories, and I think they're good. What should I do?

Answer: The only reasonable thing to do: Review and/or Favorite.

4. I've read your stories, and I think they suck. Should I flame it just to piss you off?

Answer: Only if you want a very strongly worded letter in your inbox.

5. I found a few things wrong with a story of yours. What should I do?

Answer: If you have something you want me to fix in a certain story, then you're welcome to PM me about it. Just, no flames.

6. What do you like?

Answer: Positive Reviews/Constructive criticism on what I should fix

7. What do you hate?

Answer: Negative Reviews/Flaming.

8. Do you have any favorite pairings?

Answer: That's classified.

9. Why is it taking you so long to write your chapters? Have you forgot?

Answer: NO! I have not forgotten about my stories, so don't even ask me that!

10. Will you ever write anything besides 'Legend of Zelda?'

Answer: Yes. I will. And in fact, I have. But I know more about the Legend of Zelda series more than I know of anything else. So, once I do my research, I'll start doing more stories.

11. Vicky's your co-author right? But she's listed in your OC characters. Is she real?

Answer: Yes and no. Vicky is an actual friend of mine, but Vicky the Demon Assassin is just someone I came up with that is based on her. If you're interested, here's the link to her profile.

Vicky the Demon Assassin: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5869288/Vicky-The-Demon-Assassin

12. Why is it that you keep putting your stories on hold? Why do you keep posting new stories instead? If you put your stories up but don't finish them, then what's the point of us reading them in the first place?

Answer: One, I keep putting them on hold because I need some creative material to think up while I'm playing the game. Two, if I don't put the new stories up, then what motivation would I have to get them finished for the public? Three, what you read is your decision. I may be late on getting in some chapters, but that doesn't mean I've abandoned them. It just means I need some time to think them over. And besides, spare time is hard to come by nowadays.

Below this is a bunch of stuff I found on other people's profiles. You can skip over this if you want. Trust me. I don't blame you.

Ten Ways to Annoy Non-Zelda Fans:
1. Yell, "RUN! THE REDEADS ARE COMING!" at very random, inappropriate times.
2. Call every Siberian husky you see "Link." if said dog responds, ask for the whereabouts of Midna.
3. Assign everybody a Zelda character. ("You're a lot like Link, you know that?")
4. Don't talk. Just yell "HIYAH!" and poke people with sticks. If possible, wear green. In short, act EXACTLY like Link.
5. Tell everyone that the spirit of Zelda is in front of them; proceed to have a conversation with "Zelda's spirit."
6. If anyone asks your name tell them "I'm Shadow Link; currently possessing (Your name)'s body.
7. Stare out a window. If anybody asks, tell them "I'm sure the man out there is trying to get the Triforce!"
8. Try to kill your own shadow.
9. Draw the symbol of the Triforce on your hand; try to pass yourself of as either Link, Zelda, or Ganondorf.
10. When in some place creepy, sing/hum/play Ganondorf's theme.

Unspoken Rules Of Being Badass:

1. A badass does not talk about being a badass. Period.
2. A badass does not try to be a badass or look tough. A badass simply is a badass.
3. A badass stays true to themselves, always. This means being themselves for themselves, and not being fake to impress others.
4. A badass does not give up. Badasses will always push themselves for the better, no matter how hard it gets.
5. A badass is not a jerk. A badass does not prey on the weak, and shows kindness in return to those who are kind.
6. A badass knows his/her limits. Don't be stupid, you're not Superman, you'll die if you jump off a building.
7. A badass does not make enemies or go looking for fights. They do not get into fights that aren't worth fighting either.

Any breaking of these rules is grounds revoking of the status of being a badass. If this happens, a badass must once again prove they are worthy of being badass by following the rules. A badass can only be determined by the opinions of others.

(By The Swordslinger) Unspoken Rules Of True Men:

1. Admit one's own mistakes and make sure to fix them.
2. Never let your dark emotions get the best of you, stand on top of them in order to be stronger.
3. Return the kindness given to you, for it could give you a noble ally.
4. If it means someone can smile again, be ready to put your life on the line.
5. A real man cries for those who fell with honor or the love of others, showing no emotions means one doesn't have a heart.
6. True power doesn't come from trying to be the best, but by using it to do what one believes is right.
7. No matter if it's impossible, if it means giving the future a chance to see a brighter tomorrow, a man fights.

To break these rules means one isn't a man, but tries to pass as one. Real men are not muscular warriors who win every battle they are in, a real man is someone you look up to, someone who teaches you how to create a world worth living, someone who enjoys the simple joys in life while giving plenty of joys to others for the sake of a smile. A real man is someone we want to become, and choose to become.

(By Zehro the Demon Assassin) The Unspoken Guide of Being a FanFiction Writer:

Your opinion may vary, but this is what I've learned as a writer. (Topic in Bold, Detail in Regular)

1. NEVER go in blindly when writing a story! If you start up a story but don't know where to go from there, then odds are your story will fail or that it will fall so far off topic that the readers will be lost and confused.

2. Give the audience what they're expecting. And no, I don't mean play everything straight with no twists whatsoever. But if you promise them in the beginning that your story is amazing and well thought out and completely and utterly fantastic, then you need the intellect required to back it up, because people WILL call you on it if you don't. As a sidenote, in the summary, don't write something like "Hi there! I write crappy stories! Nah, just kidding! I hope you enjoy!" The summary box is for summarizing your story. Not for modesty.

3. STAY AWAY FROM MARY SUE/GARY STU! Yes, you've heard this time and time again, but there are still some people out there who know nothing of this rule. To make a good story, one must make a character that is believable. They can be good, but they need their own limits. For example, if Kryptonite didn't exist, then Superman would be virtually unstoppable and would defeat every single villain that got into his way. Now, how boring would it be if he won every fight and never had a weakness? That is what a Mary Sue/Gary Stu is.

4. Pace yourself. Pacing is everything. Worrying about what to do with the next chapter or new story and rushing them will make for a sloppy story with countless mistakes. Be sure to take some time to reread what you wrote, make sure it's good and then take it from there. And there's no rush for the chapters either. There are thousands of stories out there. Your audience will keep themselves occupied somehow, while you're working.

5. Dialogue. Now, I've learned this the hard way... Yes, I was new to the story writing scene and had absolutely no idea how to go about writing a story. Now that I've gained some competence and experience, I can safely tell you that this...

Link: Is he talking to us?

Phoenix: I think he is...

Zelda: It's the weirdest thing...

Maya: You think maybe he blew a circuit?

...is unacceptable. If it's your first story, then fine, go ahead and do what you gotta do to get your point across, but if it's your fifteenth or sixteenth story (and yes, I've seen this happen before...), then it's time to take the training wheels off, because you're good to go at that point.

6. Be tolerable. Picking fights with your readers isn't exactly the best option. Once you've posted your opinion on the internet, it is there FOREVER. I'm not saying I'm guilty of this, but there are times when someone gets to me... The same rule applies to reviewers. Yes, constructive criticism is always a good thing, but there's a fine line between criticizing and just being a spiteful dick.

7. Have fun. Whether it just be to make someone else laugh, showing people how well you word your story, or by delving into the dark corners of your mind, the most important rule is to have fun. This is your imagination that you're tapping into, and the sooner you let it out and wander, the more people will appreciate and support you. The Golden Rule of Writing: Unleash Your Imagination.

To lead yourself astray from these rules is to not unlock your true potential as a writer. A writer can paint vivid images across the minds of their followers and fans. A writer has the power to manipulate the story in whatever way they see fit. And a truly great writer is able to manipulate the emotions of their reader, whether they make their audience bust their guts laughing or send chills down their spines. And to be a truly great writer, one must start out small and build their way up. They must not be blinded by the clouds of praise from their followers and jeers from their enemies... rather, they must have a sharp vision that cuts through the fog. Then and only then will they be able to truly achieve greatness.

If you love the Legend of Zelda and would proclaim it to the heavens as your favorite series of all time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you shout OBJECTION loudly and proudly when you disagree with someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Phoenix Wright and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have the mindset of Professor Hershel Layton after playing his games, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think both Dark Pit and Pit are awesome, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you get 2 reviews copy and paste this into your profile!

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think cookies are awesome copy this onto your profile.

If you think writing is AWESOME copy this onto your profile.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. Don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says 'If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.'

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Today, writers are scornedbecause of those too unversed to know.

Disdained, because of the those too ignorant to believe. Despised, because of the realists who are too afraid to dream. Misunderstood, because others are too unsure to try.

But we, as writers, know them to be wrong.

A writer is a person who dreams. A writer is a person who wishes. A writer is a person who escapes. A writer is a person who lives. A writer is a person who is not afraid. A writer is a person who strives.

A person who expresses. A person who believes. A person who understands. A person who knows.

I am a writer.

I dream of a world where anything is possible. I wish for a world where war is just a myth. I escape into a world where I can predict the future. I live in a world of joy and mystery. I am not afraid of the world I create. I strive in the world where others give up.

I express myself in ways others dare not try. I believe in things others are too afraid to trust. I understand things others cannot, in a way that others cannot. I know, in ways that others deny.

Signed,

Azariosiza

Leixym,

SkullRising

Anne Elise

Zehro the Demon Assassin

RICH KID:
You go tanning.
You own something from Coach.
You have over 10 pairs of jeans.
You own something from Prada.
Usually when you ask your mom for money she gives it to you.
You like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You have tons of shoes.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.
TOTAL: 2/11

GOTHIC:
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You've attempted suicide.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You want/have ear piercings.
You're going to/or have a tattoo.

TOTAL: 5/11

PUNK:
You can skateboard.
You wear plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had/want/wanted blue, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate preps.
You wear/have worn skateboarding shoes.
Shop at Pac Sun.
TOTAL: 1/9

GEEK:
You love the computer.
You like Star Wars.
You are supposed/wore/wear glasses/contacts.
You get straight A's.
You like reading.
You were/are in band.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework. (Unless I don't know what to answer)
You always go to school unless you're sick.
TOTAL: 5/9

EMO:
You've been depressed.
You have black-rimmed glasses.
You like the band Thursday.
You cry easily.
You hate being called emo.
You keep a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem.
You have/had a sad MySpace layout.
TOTAL: 1/8

GHETTO/GANGSTA:
You like rap.
You are in a gang.
You wear rubber bands in your pants.
You have had a freestyle battle.
You have worn converse with the tongue flipped out.
TOTAL: 0/5

HARDCORE:
You like loud music.
You love the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You love normal jeans.
You wear band t-shirts.
You love to 'hardcore' dance.
Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
You wear blue jeans.
TOTAL: 6/9

PREP:
You love The OC.
You have a tiny dog.
Your usual outfits consist of bright or cheery colors.
You LOVE buying shoes.
You shop at AE, HOLLISTER, A&F.
You like jeans.
You love/like to shop.
You like Paris Hilton
Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
You wear big sunglasses.

TOTAL: 1/10

ATHLETIC:
You watch the Super Bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have/have had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
TOTAL: 1/4

So... I'm hardcore. Heck yeah!

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out.
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't.
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Punching a pane of glass and cutting the top of my hand open. Not my best idea.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Multiple awards for competing in the local game tournaments.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Not sure how I can tell since I can't watch myself sleeping.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? I like all genres. Except rap. Not trying to be racist... I just don't like it.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? ...born?

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Hyrule Warriors. And the next chapter of... nah, I probably shouldn't say...

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? I miss that feeling I get when I DON'T have writer's block.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My replica of the Master Sword, all my Zelda games and my stories.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? ...the f-ck am I supposed to know?

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Only after five hours of being in an closed space.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Is this a trick question?

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? ...cry?

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Moblin's Blood, worn by my co-author.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't really care.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? ...proposed?

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Milk. Delicious Milk.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? The hottest of all hot buffalo wings in the world.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? An Ocarina

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Define 'Like.'

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Whatever fits.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? One small, one big.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? ...what?

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Tell them how much they mean to you. Duh.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 24

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Does it matter?

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? ...number?

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? I'd say Navi, but that's too cliche. Gonna go with Fi.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No, but I want to.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Not being able to talk in front of someone I like.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Anybody from the Zelda Universe.

37. FIRST JOB? Author on this very website.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Nope.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE BEING INTERVIEWED? Wait, this is an interview?

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No and I don't plan to have one any time soon.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? As surprising as it may sound, my looks.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? I was urged to get some, but no.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? The Ocarina of Time, the Hylian Shield, Link's Hat and a bottle of Lon Lon Milk.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? ...kids?

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No, thankfully. If I was, I'd be the FIFTH in a line of all men with the same name.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Only when I'm desperate.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? ...the hell am I supposed to know?

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? As long as I can write legibly.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Biting my nails. Why did I say that? Good thing it's not true.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? ...the hell's a CD?

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Only if that person was like me.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? I don't care about looks. I care about what people are like, as sappy as it may sound.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Punch trees. Not my best idea.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Hyrule. If I lived there, I would be the happiest Zelda fan alive.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? ...toy?

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? ...numbers?

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Don't... even get me... started...

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed Potatoes WITH Mac and Cheese.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Someone I can relate to, I guess. Oh, and is a Zelda fan.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Zehro. That's about it.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Three Days Grace, Skillet, Slipknot, Korn, Five Finger Death Punch, Godsmack, Queen, Beatles... need I go on?

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Adventure Time. Hate all you want.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? ...the hell are those?

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? French Vanilla

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? In gym class.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Dude, get your brain checked. It's #63 that's missing. Not #64.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Dunno. I was going too fast.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? It's their funeral.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Polly by Nirvana.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water?

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? That's none of your business.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? I don't. They notice me. It's creepy.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Thought provoking? My mind provokes itself, thank you very much.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Master Quest. It's like the entire game made of Water Temples. Oh, and the Water Temple.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? August.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? ...the hell are those?

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown.

86. EYE COLOR? Blue.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Anything but McDonalds. That clown is creepy.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Family Guy.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? The last day of school.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Ocarina, Guitar, Piano, Tuba... a lot of things actually.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? ...the hell does that matter?

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Never really had any of either, so none.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? How bout no?

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A replacement disc for Twilight Princess.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't drive yet.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Nothing. I'm writing one.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Not gonna get better any time soon.

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14 min. survey

Name: Zehro The Demon Assassin. If Pen Names count. If not, then it's none of your business.

Brother(s): 2

Sister (s): 2

Eye Color: Don't exactly know... I don't look in the mirror a lot. But I was told they were Hazel.

Hair: Brown

Piercings: None

What are you wearing right now?: The hell kind of question is that? This isn't a phone sex line...

Where do you live?: Again with the weird questions? In my mind, an abandoned log cabin in the Lost Woods. How it got there? No idea. In real? Who gives a shit?

Favorite number: 24. Actually... 25.

Favorite drink: Milk. Chateau Romani to be specific. Got the best recipe for it from the Geeky Chef.

Have You Ever

Broken a bone: No.

Been in a police car: No.

Fallen for a friend: What is this? The dating game? *sigh* Fine, yes. But nobody will ever know.

Fallen for a guy/girl in a short period of time: No. If I did, I'd be as stupid as the people who rush into relationships too early.

Swam in the ocean: No.

Fallen asleep in school: Many a time. Many... a time...

Cried when someone died?: No. I'm stronger than that.

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: All night? Seriously? Why would anyone do that?

Saved e-mails: Only ones that are important. Other than that, no.

What

Your room is like: Very, very messy.

What is right beside you: My phone, a stool and a pile of dirty clothes behind it.

What is the last thing you ate: ...does coffee count?

What time did you wake up today?: How the hell should I know?

Ever Had

Chicken pox: No

Sore throat: Yep

Stitches: No

Broken nose: No

Who

Did you last yell at?: A very annoying guy who keeps stalking Vicky...

Who was the last person you danced with?: I don't dance.

Who last made you smile: My dear old grandmother. I can't help it. She's a sweet old lady. And I'm... *sigh* God, I hate myself...

Who were the last 5 people you texted?: What does it matter to you?

Who was your first crush: I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill you. Then I'd steal Vicky's hammer and bash your head in.

Final Questions

What are you listening to right now: The theme song to American Dad. It's on TV, so...

What did you do today: Worked on the actual book that I'm writing.

Diamond or pearl: Neither.

Are you the oldest: Yep

Indoors or out doors?: Indoors. I'm allergic to sunlight. (Of course, you know I'm joking).

Today did you

Talk to someone you like? Yeah, I have friends outside of my mind.

Kiss anyone: Never had my first kiss. There, you happy? Plus, weren't the questions above the last ones?

Talk to an ex: Never had an ex.

Miss someone: Today? No.

Last person who

You talked to on the phone: My brother.

Made you cry?: Last time I cried was when I was a baby. After that, my father toughened me up.

Went to the movies with?: Last time I went to the movies was YEARS ago.

You went to the mall with: I don't go to the mall.

Who cheered you up: When all else fails, the voices in my head cheer me up. Oh, and Vicky. Sometimes. Occasionally. Very little.

Have you

Been to Mexico?: No, but I've been to New Mexico. Does that count?

Been to USA?: Live there

-Random-

Have a crush on someone: I... that's irrelevant.

What books are you reading right now: If FanFiction counts, I'm rereading Malon's Epic Cow Delivery.

Best feeling in the world: Whenever someone shy says your name. Seriously. Don't believe me? Have it happen to you and you'll know.

Kids names: I ain't got none. But if I had to think for the future, my son would be Dante and my daughter would be Jessica. I at least want to have ONE kid named Dante. That would be badass. I don't care what anyone says.

Do you sleep with a stuffed animals: I'm not young anymore.

What’s under your bed? : The floor. Duh.

Favorite sport(s): I hate sports.

Favorite place(s): In my head, Hyrule, Lorule, Subrosia, the Dark World, the Twilight Realm, any time in the past that revolves around Assassin's Creed, the Land of Ooo and... Planet Vegeta. In real life, probably my house. It's the only place I actually like.

Who do you really hate: Not a whole lot of people.

Do you have a job: Looking for one right now. But I'm a pretty good author. Right?

Okay, enough with the questions already.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Here's 64 Things Wrong with Ocarina of Time (as pointed out by Really Freakin' Clever)

1. The logo is on fire and nobody seems concerned...

2. Was released the same year as Godzilla. Quality lowered by association.

3. Too much choice at the file select. (One file, rest used for "DLC Only") That's better...

4. No equals sign in the name input, making it impossible to make a tribute to the male genitalia.

5. A single tree caring for so many children sets a bad example for teen moms.

6. Boy without a fairy is still supported by those who do... Blatant democratic propaganda.

7. Foreboding music every time a green skinned man appears. That's racist.

8. Shakespearean language is dumb...

9. Drafting child soldiers to fight foreign invaders...

10. There's like half a dozen houses in the village. How does Navi not know where to go?

11. Lowbrow slapstick humor... (Navi runs into fence, cue rimshot)

12. Personal attacks beyond the player's control.

13. Oh look, my house is a boob.

14. References to no longer relevant companies. (Ex. Yahoo)

15. Saria making assumptions to your sexual orientation.

16. (Press A while running) Sure, that's totally how you attack.

17. Having to go through the entire process of pressing a button to get Navi's advice? Shouldn't she just pop up for you every time?

18. Nintendo doesn't even have the technical prowess to program invisible walls and just placed this asshole (Mido) here instead.

19. Seriously, enough with the prejudice against the fairy-less kid.

20. "Whaaaaaaat?!" is not a word.

21. (Running through Grass) No wild Pokemon encounters.

22. Invisible magical rupees supports the practice of witchcraft.

23. Gratuitous 'upskirts' of a minor.

24. Indiana Jones homage likely to backfire.

25. (Gets Kokiri Sword) You found an ornate butter knife!

26. Also, that's not how borrowing works.

27. Store employs booth girl despite already having tight control over local economy.

28. (Not enough for shield) What? I can't just pay a micro-transaction for this?

29. You only get the long pop-up for an item once? What a ripoff!

30. (Talking to Great Deku Tree) Are you coming onto me?

31. (Deku Tree opening mouth) Oh crap, he's coming onto me.

32. {Inside the Great Deku Tree} Uncomfortable dungeon names.

33. (Hits A button) Oh, NOW it's an actual attack.

34. Lack of a satisfying BOING sound when you jump on spider web from not so far up height.

35. Lousy craftsmanship on local products. Ex. Deku Stick

36. Invincible enemies... (Deku Scrub hiding)

37. Ridiculously easy enemies... (Deku Scrub NOT hiding)

38. {Get Slingshot} Aw, but I wanted a Red Rider B.B. Gun!

39. {Recovery Heart} That is NOT what the human heart looks like.

40. No achievement for fantastic sniping.

41. Blatant racism, implying that gold spiders are better than regular ones.

42. {Getting Gold Skulltula token} Collecting war trophies makes you a bad person, kids.

43. {Setting web on fire} Arson also makes you a bad person.

44. Ripped off Fire's weakness to Water from Pokemon.

45. {2-3-1. Twenty Three is Number One.} Endorses terrible Jim Carrey movies.

46. Uses human vomit as a placement texture.

47. {Shooting Silver Eye} Insert Obligatory "You'll shoot someone's eye out" joke here.

48. {hits Skultulla from behind} What's enemy AI again?

49. {Gohma Attacks} Pelvic Thrust Attacks?

50. Darker color walls make different noises? Racist!

51. (Moving a block) Does this kid even lift?

52. (In order to administer the coup de grace on the queen...) Wait, she's French?

53. (Oh Queenie...) Makes me long for the days when music was better. (Ex. Queen)

54. (Boss room) Someone left the fog machine on at Nintendo HQ.

55. (Lost) Where do I go?

56. Um... eyeballs can't do that.

57. Wait, she's a queen? Why not go for some sex appeal?

58. Arachnids are supposed to have eight legs.

59. (Eye color changes) Okay, NO ONE can change colored contacts THAT quickly.

60. (Gohma turns around) Mmm... dat ass...

61. (Blue fire eats away Gohma) Inconsiderate to any ant that has been put under a magnifying glass.

62. (Heart Piece) That's STILL not what a heart looks like.

63. Please tell me 'verily' isn't a word.

64. Apparently, all this green chick (Farore) did for the world was make bugs. Screw you.

Bonus: Great Deku Tree dies even after completing dungeon to save him.

Bonus: Saria... I... I'm touched... I promise, I'll take care of this forever, but... you wouldn't happen to have it in blue, wouldja?

65. Finally. Free of all those tutorials and longwinded messages. (Owl shows up) Not!

66. (You will encounter many hardships ahead... that is your fate!) Okay, thanks for the P.S.A, Mr. Self Esteem.

67. (You will meet a princess...) Oh, sweet. Will I get a chance to show her the world?

68. (Hits no instead of yes) Well, there goes my day.

69. Apparently, somersaults are the fastest way to travel.

70. No, wait... walking backwards is.

71. Let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in... (Drawbridge goes up) Crap...

72. E-Rated game, but somehow has more dangerous zombies than The Walking Dead.

73. (Moon goes down fast) Why can't the moon just slow down and smile at me for once?

74. (House of Pots) This guard sure does suck at guarding all these pots.

75. (Guard says "Things would sure be more interesting if there were more... troubles in the kingdom.") What the hell is wrong with you?!

76. (Crowd of people telling Link "Shoo Kid!") Geez, why so rude? Damn capitalists...

77. How am I supposed to care about meeting a princess after seeing this? (Old woman)

78. (Entering Temple of Time) No chairs? No wonder the temple's empty.

79. Backflipping in Church is outlawed in forty two states.

80. (Hey. Your clothes are... different...) I made too many racist jokes last time to comment about this.

81. (Meeting the owl again) Ugh, not you aga- oh my god! Your neck!

82. (Do you want to hear what I said again?) Stupid game expecting me to fall for this again...

83. (So you say you want to see Princess Zelda, eh?) Oh hey. A fellow Canadian.

84. (Holding "Weird Egg") Stop making me want breakfast, Nintendo.

85. (Waking up Talon with the Pocket Cucco) Then again, I am up for some KFC.

86. (Hair on his arms) Geez, haven't you heard of personal grooming?

87. (He runs off insanely fast) Wait, how come he gets the Pegasus Boots and I don't?

88. (Pushing Milk Crate) I wonder how many of those cows fit in those crates.

89. (Inside the Castle) Distinct lack of Epic Music for this heist.

90. (Zelda saying "Who?!") Just the Doctor, actually.

91. (The legend that Zelda tells with the three goddesses) And the academy award for most impressive flying trophies goes to...

92. Would you like to melt your N64's processor with shiny graphics again?

93. (Would you like to look through the window?) He's gonna be wearing clothes, right?

94. (Can you see the man with the evil eyes?) His eyes aren't that bad. Yeesh...

95. (I can sense that man's evil intentions) Or, y'know, he could just be misunderstood.

96. Uh, Princess? He's obviously not in the throne room anymore. Maybe you should keep your voice down?

97. (Receive Zelda's Letter) Aw, yeah! Thirty bucks on Ebay!

98. My favorite song! "Left up right left up right" in the key of C Flat.

99. (get the song wrong) What? Nintendo doesn't like freestyle jazz?

100. (Impa disappears) Oh, come on. Don't make Batman sue...

101. (At the Bazaar with the hairy man) Sorry Old Market Lady. This town is just filled with too many beautiful people.

102. (Cucco Attacks) There is literally nothing to say about this situation that hasn't already been said before.

103. (House of Skulltula) Nintendo: Traumatizing children since 1998.

104. Showing Zelda's Letter to the guard) What? You've never heard of rotating paper before?

105. (Tektikes) Why is this game so cruel to bugs?!

106. (Meeting a Goron) Oh hey! It's {Insert Topical Celebrity Here}

107. Has Darunia ever considered that he lost his status because he talks in the THIRD PERSON?!

108. (Walking on tightrope above Goron City) Sigh, momma always said I'd be forced to join the circus.

109. (Gets run over by Goron) Gah! Did anyone get his plate?!

110. (In Lost Woods, Owl says it's good to see you again.) Oh, I wish I could say the same, Mr. Owl.

111. (Wolfos appear in Sacred Forest Meadow) I guess Nintendo supports Team Jacob?

112. (Seeing Saria again, playing her Ocarina) Wait a minute... how many of those ocarinas do you have lying around?

113. (Owl explains that the song you learned from Saria has a mysterious power.) Geez, how many songs with mysterious powers can there be?

114. Darunia dancing) Eh... no comment.

115. (Seeing giant skull in Dodongo's Cavern) Hey! It's Littlefoot's (from Land Before Time) mom!

116. (Rising platforms) Nintendo, stop ripping off Mass Effect...

117. (Regular Dodongo Dies) Silly Nintendo, dinosaurs don't explode.

118. (Killing bats) Something tells me PETA would disapprove of this.

119. (Navi giving information) I hope you have citations for these enemy descriptions, Navi. Wikipedia doesn't count.

120. (Dodongo Skull opening it's mouth) Sure, that's not ominous or anything.

121. (King Dodongo opening his mouth wide. Cue JonTron's head) Ech!!!

122. Rolling away from your problems does not actually solve them.

123. Neither does eating explosives.

124. (Dodongo dies) Eh, I'm gonna have to order the deep fried Dodongo to go, thanks.

125. Hey, that's a nice impression, Darunia. Your voice (text that lets him speak) went blue and everything.

126. (Summoning the Spiritual Stone of Fire) Kaaaaameeeeehaaaaaaameeeeeee...

127. (Goron Hugs?) Woah! No means no, guys!

128. (Back in Kokiri Forest) That one guy humps rocks.

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