I am just a normal person who loves to read and write stories (except yaoi and yuri)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you're okay with losing, copy and put this on your profile too

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, BluCmonkE, Lifeless Heartless, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16, umeRi87, Eric the Lazy Genius

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, BluCmonkE, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16, umeRi87, Eric the Lazy Genius

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. 3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In" 5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors" 7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" 8) Dont use any punctuation 9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk
. 10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer. 11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" 12) Sing along at the opera. 13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
. 14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
. 15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. 16) Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard. 17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!" 18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!" 19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20) paste this on your profile, it's called therapy.