About Me: Hi. I'm not really into writing stories, and I'm not very good at it either. I might write a few if I get any ideas though. I mostly joined this site, so I could save all of my favorite stories. I also wanted to leave reviews. The majority of my time is spent reading, drawing, playing any game in the Orange Box, or trying to learn guitar.

Likes: TF2, Half-Life 2 & it's episodes, Portal, House, Criminal Minds, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Invader Zim, Finding Nemo, The Animaniacs, Little Shop of Horrors, South Park, Ramen (Who doesn't like that?), The color green, Monopoly, Chess, Staying up all night, When my cat decides to jump up on my lap and fall asleep, Any drink that is black, carbonated, and has a two word name. (Ex. Coca-Cola, Root Beer, Dr. Pepper.)

Dislikes: When people spell "your" even though they mean "you're" (It's just a pet-peeve of mine.), Drawing hands, Pepsi, Younger kids (Between the ages of 5 and 15), When my cat decides to jump up on my lap and fall asleep on my sketch book and/or whatever I was reading.

Favorite Quotes

GLaDOS "Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless."

GLaDOS "Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel? "

Scout "You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny! I got a freakin, such a tiny little head!"

Scout "Here's something you shoulda built: a not dyin' machine."

Scout "I am owning you, you fat bald, fatty fat fat fat!" (I play as Scout a lot...)

Griggs: "I got... ten!"
Sheckley: "Yeah? We ALL got ten, there's hundreds of 'em!"

Antlion Caves Vortigaunt: "A grim pińata." (After you beat open those web sacks in the Antlion Caves, and a skeleton falls out.)

Antlion Caves Vortigaunt: "An eternity's repose. It brings peaceful thoughts, does it not?" (After finding a dead guy sitting in a chair with a shotgun at his feet, and a huge blood spray across the wall.)

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, 'Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!' "

"Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?"

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do."