Are you there God? It's me, Tampon Masturbation.

Well, Lord, as you can see, I'm on yet another account. What does that make it now? Three? My normal account and then two joint accounts . . . why, oh WHY do I insist on spreading myself all over this site?

So in case you have forgotten who I am, God, I'll remind you. It's me, the resident perv of the SpongeBob fandom. The herpes of slash. I just don't go away, and the harder you scratch, the tougher and oozier I get. I'm the Pat/Sponge shipper with Squid/Sponge tendancies. I'm the chick who thinks rape fics are cute, that bondage is romantic, and that the word "faggot" is a term of endearment.

In short, I'm destined for hell.

Forgive me, Father, for I know exactly what I do. For the truth is, I don't even believe in you. So suck it, Jesus! Imma write me some gay buttsecks now!

Amen.

Budda are you there? xD
Wooooow, I can't beat that one xD.
Well, I shall be very formal being Tampon won on the intro...-glares- xD
I am Poisonetta. :) I write on my regular account about Naruto and anime's. (-Which I need to update I know lol-)
But my favorite thing to write is Spongebob!! I am a huge shipper of almost every couple that you could think of. (Except the straight ones yuck.) I have many fetishes, ranging from my real life innocent ones, (Awkward silences, sleeping people, people who are sick and my hair being pulled hahaha.) And wierd ones made only for here! (-Necrophilia, Pedophilia, Beastiality and incest among many others-.) haha. I had another joint account with my best friend that I am sure none have heard of...So this is technically my second...
Here I go rambling. Enjoy these stories from the amazing write Tampon!
And the less-than-average writer...Muah!
-Poisonetta.

Tampon, let us get prepared to be banned. xD