Table of Contents:

~Letter

~Me and Stuff

~Stuff I Like

~Favorite Ships

~Coming to a Computer Near You

~ Conversations and Situations

~Copy and Paste Stuff

~Favorite Quotes

~Quiz

~Letter~

Dear Awesome Person,

If you have been thinking in Japanese sounding gibberish, with over the top anime reactions, and chibi moments. You, sir, have been watching too much anime.

Jenny

~Me AND Stuff~

Name: Jenny

Gender: Girl

Latest Obsession: Hetalia

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~Stuff I Like~

PJato

Maximum Ride (Not So Much Anymore... Just till book 3)

Middleworld

Magyk

InkHeart

Mortal Intruments

The Underland Chronicles

Gone

The Clady Journals

Emily Windsnap

Death Note (totally obsessed. Also BB murder Case and all other spin offs)

Full Metel Alchemest

Artimas Fowl

Blue is for Nightmares

Wicked

The Hunger Games (Team Gale FTW!)

Leviathan (LOVELOVELOVE)

Hetalia (Russia!! X3)

ToraDora

Lucy Star

Ouran

Yummeriro Partissiere (I love it sooooo.)

Soul Eater

A Christmas Carol

To Kill A Mockingbird

Tokeyo Mew Mew (Not Mew Mew Power)

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~My Favorite Ships ~ (not in order)

Percabeth: Most definitely.

BeatlexJenna: Squeee!!

IsabelxArkarian: because it's 1000x better than BellaxEdward.

SayuxMatsuda: Cuz he deserves to be happy ;D even if she was mean and is a vegetable now.

KatnissxGale: I want Peeta to be happy, hes an awsome charicter, and I wish him well. just love this ship!

SwitzerlandxLiechtenstein: Awwww! It's so cute!! (I think Switzerland is Mello...)

MattxPotatostein: Frick yes :D

(I'm not paring up L with anone because he is beyond that. *snicker* Beyond)

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Things That May be Coming Soon to a Computer Near you!! (-snicker- Near!)

A story about INKSPELL'D and I growing up at Wammy's. Sharing a room with people. Our talent is creating genetic experimentation's. Total crack fic. Really funny so far.

A Gone PJatO crossover. (Just an Idea)

Death Note Interrogations. (This one is almost for sure happening, just not any time too soon. And no yaoi so it may not be very popular...)

Something with Hetalia (I-I have to)

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~Conversations & Situations~

-TextingConversation, (Rachel is doing this while doing homework btw)-

Rachel- *photo of a picture she drew of her sleeping* But I am le tired.

Jenny- *Picture I drew me talking* Very well, take a nap. *Picture of a drawling of me yelling* Zen fire ze missiles! (inside joke)

Rachel- What is that, in the picture, that you drew on ur head?

Jenny- A tiny Denmark hat

Rachel- XD I thought that it was supposed to be french tho...

Jenny- WELL URS WASN'T FRENCH EITHER! *walks to emo corner*

Rachel*sends picture of French flag next to picture, proving that it is indeed French*

Jenny- *Cuddles in emo corner* *muttering* dadumdadadumdumdenmark :(

~Like Ten Minutes Later Literally~

Jenny- *pounced out of emo corner and takes urhead off while ur working* DENMAAAAAAAAARK!! *DISAPPROVING FACE*

Jenny- I took it off with an AXEEEEE

Rachel- I was wondering about that

Jenny- Can't wonder without a head

Rachel- You have a point there

Jenny- Denmark.

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Mom- *Hanging up little cute picture of an Indian girl and pilgrim girl holding hands*

Mom's Boyfriend- Awwwww. Sweet.

Me- You know that pilgrim girl was probably shunned by puritan society and stoned to death for being a witch.

Mom- Serves her right, they'll teach her.

Her Boyfriend- More turkey for us!

Me- Only in this house.

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Guy in Rachel's Class- *just being random* I bet you like German wieners! :D

Rachel- Oh you don't know the half of it.

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Jillian, Lexi, and Me up in my bed at a sleepover* (It's a loft bed which is close to the ceiling)

Lexi- What if theres, like, an ulternate reality? Where everyone has a unibrow.

Jenny- And everything on the ceiling! And they overlap. And the other dimension has everything on the ceiling and the ceiling on the floor.

Lexi- That would make them juuust above us.

Jenny *giggle* *Fondles other dimension self*

Lexi- *rolls eyes*

Jillian- Hello other Jillian *lifts foot that smacks moving fan* AAHHH! *clutches foot* OMIGODDD!!! AHHHH!

Jenny- Unibrow Jillian just lost an arm.

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-Rachel and I playing my Rune-Factory-Fronteir game at like... 3 am. (we were exausted, and thought everything was funny)-

Mist (person from game)- what do you want to name your farm?

typeing screen pops up with the default name Mist*

Rachel- ...Are they expecting us to name our farm after her?!

Jenny- It's because we're her bitch.

Rachel- What?

Jenny- She makes you grow her a turpip and cut her lawn and stuff...

Rachel- Then why would we name our farm after her?!

Jenny- Why don't we just call it BITCH FARM?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

both laugh insainly for like five minutes*

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-Me and Rachel watching the kid movie Atlantis-

-Really intense moment in the movie-

Rachel- How come the main dude is attractive sometimes then he's not at all the rest of the time...?

Jenny- He sort of chooses when he's gonna be attractive just to screw with us...

Rachel- Selectivly attractive.

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-my family at a resturaunt-

Me- *cutting my steak very wrong*

Mom- Jenny, don't cut your steak like that!!! You look retarded.

Jenny- Why should I care what people think of my steak handling skills?

Mom- One day you're going to meet a nice guy, then when he takes you to meet his parents they'll think you're stupid!

Jenny- I don't care what they think, we don't need their approval! ILOVEHIM!!!!! THEY JUST SUCK! *calmly keeps eating*

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~Copy Paste Stuff~

If you think that Neil Patrick Harris is secretly straight and only SAID that he was gay copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that Cornelia Funke should go jump in a lake copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that Marianne Curley should go jump in a lake copy and paste this in your profile

If you like llamas better than alpacas copy and paste this in your profile

If you think the story of Tsar Nicholas II is the saddest story ever copy and paste this in your profile

If you own a chihuahua and can spell it too, copy and paste this in your profile

If you wish you were anywhere else than where you are now, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe in magic, copy and paste this in your profile

If you're so freaking organized you know what time of the year you get sick, what kind of sick it'll be, and how many days you'll be out of school because of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you wish you knew Russian copy and paste this in your profile

If you wish you knew Italian copy and paste this in your profile

I mean if you really really believe in magic copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are careful of what you think because youre at least 89.99 percent sure that someones reading your mind, copy and paste this in your profile

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

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(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a USA missile:"aim towards the enemy" (awww, I wanted to blow myself to hades.)

LIST OF PURE FACTS OF THIS WORLD

1. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS FROM THE PLANET QUARZAAR

2. AREA 51 IN SOUTHWEST USA CONTAINS MUTATED MANATEES

3. LARKS THE SIZE OF AIRPLANES HAVE BEEN SPOTTED OFF OF THE EASTERN COAST OF DENMARK FOUR TIMES SINCE 2003

4. THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS MACS OR PCS. THEY ARE ALL CREATED, DISTRIBUTED, AND NEUCLEARIZED BY ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AND HIS MONKEY MINIONS.

5. UNICORNS THRIVE IN WASHINGTON, DC

6. MISSISSIPPI IS ENGAGED TO ALABAMA, BUT IS HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS AFTER ALABAMA STARTED SEEING HIS COUSIN, KENTUCKY.

7. DEEP IN THE BOWLS OF ITALY'S MOUNT VESUVIUS LIE THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PENCIL SHARPENERS.

8. POLAR BEARS CONTAIN CHLOROPHYLL, THEREFORE THE ARCTIC IS ABLE TO SUPPORT PLANT LIFE.

9. PRINTERS DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO SWIM

10. SPACESHIPS AND THEIR CREWS DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF DEPTH

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

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Favorite Quotes

"Alexander the Great had lots of boy toys that he liked to play with on long trips." -Geography Teacher

"Shit, Jenny, stop cussing!"~ My Mom

"Did you ever think it would end like this...?"

"The horse was a surprise. T_T " ~ ElDorado

"It was the fucking midget! I swear!!!" ~ Jillian

"HEY. You hung up on me! You thought I wouldn't notice that the phone only wrang twice. But I DID. I DID NOTICE. Oh yes. When I come over there I demand that you have skittles for me!!! I want the ones that fizz like soda in your mouth! Oh yeah, you know what I want..." ~ A message Terra left me

"Hey, Twilight, Death Note called. They want their apple back." ~Reaper-Lawliet

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."- Somebody

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"No thanks, I already have a penguin." -Rachel (INKSPELL'D)

"Well, it's too hot for the Nazi woman to come outside. Were safe another day."-My Mom (I'm serious)

"You have a name, yes?" he asked pen ready over his clip bored. "Yes," I said "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior." - Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, Pg.306

Then he closed his eyes and sucked it all down until his straw made loud gurgling noises on the bottom of his empty glass.When he opened his eyes he realized that Uncle Ted and the waiter were staring at him appalled. Get a life, thought Max, it's hardly Ritz-Carlton. -Middleworld, Pg.48

"Weird?! Let me tell you what's weird: we're in a house with a two-thousand year-old vegetarian vampire, an immortal alchemist, another immortal who's a musician specializing in Fire magic and a French heroine who should have died sometime around the middle of the fifteenth century." He nudged the sword on the floor with his foot "And let's not forget the sword used to kill King Arthur." Josh's voice had been rising as he spoke and he suddenly stopped and drew a deep shuddering breath, calming himself. He started to smile. "Compared to all that, I think collecting fossil poo is probably the least weird thing around here!" -The Magician

"Dee and the Elders he serves look at these people and see only slaves." He pause, and added quietly "Or food." -The Magician, Pg.112

"Give me liberty or give me the potatoes!"-The Far Side

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen."

"OM NOM NOM!! Oh how I lurve over large dill pickles. -Me (Jenny)

"No one knows snow better than me!" -Russia

"Kol kol kol kol kol." -Russia

"Turtles with Facebook, Bakura! Turtles. With. Facebook. Imagine the applications!!" -Marik

"I'm Seto Kiba's brother, I can decide who lives and who dies." -Mocuba

"Fly Dan Green! Fly away, and take the puzzle from that diminutive high school student! Fly towered victory!" -Marik

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~Quiz~

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Ruddy good dog."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

This candle thing on my desk.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Sponge bob

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

UMMMMM. 12:00 PM??

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:11 PM...

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

iCarly that I'm too lazy to change.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Going to soccer conditioning.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

... I was cleaning sooooo... the... pantery...?

9. What are you wearing?

That sounds wrong. Some old tan capres and a old pink shirt with grey converse and my hairs pinned back. Cuz I was paining and cleaning so I didn't wanna screw up my good clothes.

10. Did you dream last night?

Not that I remember. :/

11. When did you last laugh?

... I dunno. Who the hell keeps track of that? Who has a laughing log.

12:34 PM

I have just laughed again.

I fear for the worst.

Jenny. O_O

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

a dart bored and pictures of herb thingies...

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Just a couple space ships.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Kinda stalkerish...

15. What is the last film you saw?

Rattatui. Or however you spell it.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A UNICORN. WITH WINGS. Then I could fly, massicure people with the horn, and you know just have a unicorn.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

No more suffering for Russian children. D:

19. Do you like to dance?

Not at all...

20. George Bush:

wtf

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

No. No. I done with you quiz. Go away. I have to clean. Stalker. Destraction. :(

And Chrisy btw.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

I dunno bitch! I said go away. I'm gonna get a freaking restraining order!

Thats better.

Where the hell is 17 btw??

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